100 Funny Pumpkin Jokes
Here are 100 Funny Pumpkin Jokes and the Best Pumpkin Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Pumpkin Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Pumpkin and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Pumpkin Jokes
Here is the collection of 100 Pumpkin jokes.
1. Why did the pumpkin sit on the couch? It wanted to improve its squash skills!
2. What do you call a pumpkin comedian? A “punch”-kin!
3. How do you mend a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
4. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
5. Why was the pumpkin sad? Because it had a hollow feeling.
6. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite TV show? The Pumpkin Spice Network!
7. What do you get if you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
8. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of music? Hip-gourd!
9. How do you fix a pumpkin that doesn’t work properly? You take it to the pumpkin patch!
10. What do you call a pumpkin that’s bad at math? A “numb”-kin!
11. Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit “seedy”!
12. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite dessert? Pumpkin pie-ala-mode!
13. Why did the pumpkin turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
14. How do you make a pumpkin laugh? You tickle its funny “rind”!
15. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite exercise? The “gourd”-gorgeous workout!
16. Why did the pumpkin go to the gym? It wanted to get a little “mash” er!
17. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite movie? “The Silence of the Yams”!
18. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin and a ghost? A “boo”-kin!
19. What did one pumpkin say to the other? “Stop vine-ing about everything!”
20. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite board game? SQUASH-poly!
21. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite subject in school? Gourd-biography!
22. Why did the pumpkin go to the party? It wanted to turnip the fun!
23. What do you call a pumpkin that’s overly confident? A pump-“king”!
24. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch kit!
25. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin in the ocean? A squash!
26. Why did the pumpkin start a band? It had a lot of “stem” -ing talent!
27. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of bread? Pumpkin loaf!
28. What do you call a pumpkin’s love life? A “gourd”-eous romance!
29. Why did the pumpkin go to the cinema? I wanted to see “The Great Pumpkin”!
30. What do you call a pumpkin’s outerwear? A jack-coat!
31. Why did the pumpkin go on a diet? It wanted to become a “light”-weight!
32. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite exercise move? The “squash” and stretch!
33. Why did the pumpkin break up with the watermelon? It thought it was too “melon”-choly!
34. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite social media platform? Vine!
35. Why did the pumpkin go to the art gallery? I wanted to see some “gourd” -eous paintings!
36. What do you call a pumpkin that’s good at singing? A “croon”-kin!
37. Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To get to the patch on the other side!
38. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite vacation destination? The Great Barrier “Reef”!
39. How do you make a pumpkin stew? Make it wait for a long time!
40. What do you get if you divide a pumpkin’s circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin π!
41. Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor again? It had a “cough” -er!
42. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Romeo and Gourdliet”!
43. Why did the pumpkin refuse to play cards? It was afraid of being “squashed”!
44. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game console? The Pump-Box!
45. Why did the pumpkin go to the gym? To get “mashed”!
46. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite dance move? The “gourd” -cha cha!
47. Why did the pumpkin get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
48. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of comedy? Slap-gourd!
49. Why did the pumpkin go to the comedy show? To “gourd” up some laughs!
50. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite classic song? “Gourd Save the Queen”!
51. Why did the pumpkin go to the football game? To root for the home “team”!
52. What do you call a pumpkin’s advice column? “Dear Gourd-ian”!
53. Why did the pumpkin get a promotion? It was good at “guarding” the team!
54. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of pie? Anything with a “pumpkin spice”!
55. Why was the Pumpkin a great actor? Because it could “squash” any role!
56. What do you call a pumpkin who tells tall tales? A “fib”-kin!
57. Why did the pumpkin refuse to play hide and seek? It didn’t want to be “squash” -ed!
58. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of magic? Gourd-ian tricks!
59. Why did the pumpkin go to the beach? To get a better “tan”!
60. What do you call a pumpkin’s favorite music genre? Hip-hop-gourd!
61. Why did the pumpkin break up with the cucumber? I found it a bit “gherkin”-y!
62. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite social event? A “gourd” -eous party!
63. Why did the pumpkin go to the library? It wanted to find a “gourd” -ly book!
64. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite month? Octo-“ber”!
65. Why did the pumpkin go to the hair salon? It wanted a “gourd”-gorgeous makeover!
66. What do you call a pumpkin that plays guitar? A “strum”-kin!
67. Why did the pumpkin get in trouble at school? It was caught “squash” -ing!
68. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite place to go shopping? The “gourd” -er mall!
69. Why did the pumpkin go to the party alone? I couldn’t find a “date”!
70. What do you call a pumpkin that’s always getting lost? A “wander”-kin!
71. Why did the pumpkin start a band with the tomato? They wanted to create some “sauce”-y music!
72. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite bedtime story? “Cinder-gourd-ella”!
73. Why did the pumpkin refuse to go on stage? It had “stage fright”!
74. What do you call a pumpkin that’s great at math? A “calcu-later”-kin!
75. Why did the pumpkin get in trouble at school? It couldn’t stop “vine” -ing in class!
76. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Gourdfortune”!
77. Why did the pumpkin go to the dentist? It needed a “root canal”!
78. What do you call a pumpkin with a Ph.D.? A “doc”-kin!
79. Why did the pumpkin get an acting job? It had a great “expression”!
80. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite fashion accessory? A “stem”-ment necklace!
81. Why did the pumpkin invite the tomato to its party? Because it knew the tomato would add a lot of “flavor”!
82. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of literature? Gourd fiction!
83. Why did the pumpkin become an astronaut? It wanted to go to “space squash”!
84. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of dance? The “salsa”!
85. Why did the pumpkin go to the bank? To deposit its “seeds” of savings!
86. What do you call a pumpkin that’s a terrible driver? A “smash”-kin!
87. Why did the pumpkin go to the comedy club? I heard they had great “punch”-lines!
88. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite computer game? “Gourdcraft”!
89. Why did the pumpkin get an award for bravery? It faced the “knife” with courage!
90. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite kind of music? “Squash”-buckling tunes!
Best Pumpkin Jokes
Here is our Best Pumpkin Jokes Collection.
91. Why did the pumpkin take up gardening? It wanted to be closer to its “roots”!
92. What do you call a pumpkin’s best friend? It’s “gourd” mate!
93. Why did the pumpkin join a band with the onion? Because they were “layered” musicians!
94. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite animal? A “squash”-buckling pirate!
95. Why did the pumpkin blush? It saw the salad dressing “dressing”!
96. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin and a skeleton? A “hollow-ween” joke!
97. Why did the pumpkin go to the spa? To get a relaxing “peel”!
98. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite way to exercise? “Gourd”-io fitness!
99. Why did the pumpkin go to school early? It wanted to get a good “stalk”!
100. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite fairy tale? “Jack and the Bean-Gourd”!
Final Thoughts about Pumpkin Jokes
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