70 Funny Rabbit Jokes
Here are 70 Rabbit Jokes and the Best Rabbit Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Rabbit Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Rabbit and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Rabbit Puns
Here are 70 Funny Rabbit Jokes for you:
1. What do you call a rabbit that’s got fleas? Bugs Bunny!
2. Why did the rabbit become an actor? He was a real “hare” performer!
3. What did the rabbit say to the carrot? “It’s been nice gnawing you!”
4. How do rabbits stay cool in the summer? They have “hare” conditioning!
5. Why did the rabbit go to school? To improve his “hop”-tions!
6. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny!
7. Why do rabbits never tell secrets? Because they’re always hopping around!
8. What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a spider? A hare net!
9. Why was the rabbit so good at soccer? He had the best “hare” handling skills!
10. How does a rabbit get to work? He “hops” on the bunny train!
11. What do you call a rabbit that’s addicted to social media? An Instagram-hop!
12. Why did the rabbit join the band? He had great “hops” as a drummer!
13. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an insect? Bugs Bunny!
14. How do you catch a unique rabbit? You “wake up” on it!
15. Why did the rabbit go to outer space? To visit the “Carrot” Nebula!
16. What do you call a rabbit that can fly? A hare-o-plane!
17. Why was the rabbit so good at gardening? He had a green “thumb”!
18. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny’s buggy buddy!
19. How do you communicate with a rabbit? You “hare” your thoughts with him!
20. Why did the rabbit go to the beach? He wanted to “shell-berate” summer!
21. What do you call a rabbit that’s a famous comedian? A “hare”-various stars!
22. Why did the rabbit go to space? He wanted to see if the moon was made of carrots!
23. What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward? A receding “hare-line”!
24. Why did the rabbit go to school early? To “hare” some knowledge with his classmates!
25. What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
26. Why did the rabbit go to the dance party? He heard it was a “hop”-opening event!
27. What did one rabbit say to the other at breakfast? “Lettuce eat quickly!”
28. How did the rabbit react when he saw his first magic trick? He was “hare-ratified”!
29. Why did the rabbit join the police force? He wanted to be a “carrot”-cop!
30. What do you call a rabbit with a large vocabulary? A thesaurus!
31. Why did the rabbit go to the gym? He wanted to “hare” some exercise tips!
32. What do you call a rabbit that can tell time? A “hare”-clock!
33. Why was the rabbit always confident? He knew he was “hoppy” no matter what!
34. What do rabbits say before eating? “Lettuce pray.”
35. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way—unique up on it!
36. What do you get when you cross a rabbit and an elephant? A big opportunity!
37. Why did the rabbit go to the party? He heard they had great “hare” conditioning!
38. What do you call a rabbit with a lot of friends? Popular!
39. Why do rabbits always succeed? They have a lot of “hare” power!
40. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
41. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny!
42. Why did the rabbit go to space? To see if there were any new planets to gnaw on!
43. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a bungee cord? A hare-raising experience!
44. Why was the rabbit so good at basketball? He had a great “hop” shot!
45. How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours!
46. Why do rabbits always get good grades? Because they’re very “hare”-working!
47. What did one rabbit say to the other when they were feeling sleepy? “Lettuce rest!”
48. How did the rabbit do at school? He got a lot of “hare” compliments!
49. Why do rabbits always count in pairs? They multiply quickly!
50. What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a snake? A jump rope!
51. Why was the rabbit so good at storytelling? He had great “tails”-tales!
52. How do rabbits travel? By “hare”-plane!
53. What do you call a rabbit who is a race car driver? Fast and “furious”!
54. Why did the rabbit go to the beach? To find the sand-“hare”-Ella!
55. What do you call a rabbit who is always happy? A “hop-time”!
56. Why did the rabbit become an astronaut? To explore new “hops-paces”!
57. What do you call a rabbit who is a great detective? A “hare”-lock Holmes!
58. Why do rabbits make terrible comedians? Their jokes always “hop”-pale in comparison!
59. What do you call a rabbit with a fluffy white tail? A cotton “tail”!
60. How did the rabbit become so rich? He invested in the “hare” market!
Best Rabbit Jokes
Here are some Best Rabbit Jokes.
61. Why did the rabbit go to the party? He heard there would be a lot of “hare”-raising fun!
62. What did the rabbit say when he was asked how he felt? “I’m a little “hare”-stated right now!”
63. Why do rabbits always know great places to eat? They have a lot of “hare”-searched recommendations!
64. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an insect? Bugs Bunny!
65. Why do rabbits always win races? They have a “hare” advantage!
66. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it!
67. Why did the rabbit go on a diet? He had too many “hare”-raising experiences!
68. What did the rabbit say to the carrot? “Lettuce be friends!”
69. Why did the rabbit become a magician? He was great at “dis-hare”-peering acts!
70. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an ice cream cone? A sweet “hare”-dress!
Final thoughts about Rabbit Jokes
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