Here are 50 Rat Jokes and the Best Rat Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Here are 50 Funny Rat Jokes for you:
1. Why did the rat join a gym? To get a little more mouse-le!
2. What’s a rat’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
3. Why did the rat become a detective? It wanted to solve the mouse series!
4. What do you call a rat magician? A mouse-can!
5. What do you get when you cross a rat with a computer? A mouse pad!
6. Why did the rat go to school? To improve its mouse-reading skills!
7. What do you call a rat that can pick locks? A master mouse!
8. How do rats keep their breath fresh? With mouthwash!
9. What did one rat say to the other when they bumped into each other? “Sorry, I didn’t mean to squeak up on you!”
10. What do you call a rat who can play the piano? Beethoven Mouse!
11. What do you call a rat that likes to play practical jokes? A prankster-rat!
12. Why did the rat eat cheese with headphones on? So it could enjoy its favorite cheesy tunes!
13. How do you catch a smart rat? Hide the cheese in a book and wait for them to get caught up in the story!
14. What do you get when you cross a rat and a snowstorm? Frostbite!
15. Why did the rat go to the party? I heard it was going to be a nice time!
16. How did the rat get to the moon? It took a mouse rocket!
17. Why do rats never get bored online? Because they can always find someone to chat with on social mouse-dia!
18. What did the rat say to the cheese? “You’re great!”
19. Why did the rat go to school to learn fractions? It wanted to know how to slice up the cheese evenly!
20. What do you call a rat who can swim? A surf-ur!
21. Why don’t rats like to fight? They prefer to solve their problems piece-mouse-ly!
22. What’s a rat’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to Be a Million-mouse?”
23. How did the rat win the race? It took a shortcut through the mausoleum!
24. Why did the rat start a band? It wanted to make some mousy-ic!
25. What do you get when you cross a rat and a tiger? A terrified mouse!
26. What’s a rat’s favorite type of movie? A rattlesnake!
27. Why did the rat eat the clock? It wanted to go back in time and get a second breakfast!
28. What do you call a rat that can pick pockets? A sly-therin!
29. What did the rat say when it moved to a new house? “I think I’ve found my mousepad!”
30. Why don’t rats like to share their food? Because they’re very mouse essive!
31. What do you get when you cross a rat and a vampire? A “fang-tastic” rodent!
32. What did the rat say to the cat? “I’m not scared of you – I’ve got more than nine lives!”
33. How do rats always win arguments? They have the power of squeak logic!
34. Why did the rat refuse to play hide-and-seek? It didn’t want to be a “mouse-ter!”
35. What do you call a rat that can do magic tricks? Hocus-pocus!
36. What do you call a rat that becomes a comedian? A “cheesy” jokester!
37. How do rats send messages? By mouse-to-mouse communication!
38. Why don’t rats like to tell jokes? Because they always get a little cheesed off!
39. What’s a rat’s favorite sport? Mouse-charade!
40. Why was the rat so good at math? It knew how to multiply “mouse and mouse” together!
Best Rat jokes
Here are some Best Rat Jokes.
41. What do you call a rat that writes books? A best-selling author!
42. Why did the rat take up painting? It wanted to create masterpieces on a tiny canvas!
43. What did one rat say to another on New Year’s Eve? “See you next year, same mouse time, same mouse channel!”
44. Why did the rat go on a diet? Get rid of the muffin tops!
45. What do you call a rat with a degree in engineering? A mouse-ter builder!
46. How do rats travel around the world? They go on mouse cruises!
47. What did the rat say when it found some delicious cheese? “I hit the jackpot!”
48. Why did the rat get a job as a banker? It wanted to make sure there was plenty of dough for everyone!
49. What do you call a rat that tells tall tales? A “mouse-mentally!”
50. Why did the rat start a rock band? Because it wanted to be a “mouse-ician” that rocks the world!