Rice Jokes

50 Funny Rice Jokes

Here are 50 Funny Rice Jokes and the Best Rice Puns for Kids and Adults.

Here is our top list of Rice Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Rice and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.

Rice Jokes

Here is the collection of 50 Rice jokes.

1. Why did the rice go to the party? Because it heard it was going to be a “grain” time!

2. What do you call talented rice? A graindancer!

3. How do you make fried rice laugh? Tell it a yolk!

4. What did one grain of rice say to the other? “Don’t worry, we’ll stick together!”

5. Why don’t rice grains ever get lost? Because they always use “Google Maize”!

6. What did the sushi say to the rice? “I’m seaweed you’re here!”

7. How do you organize a rice-themed party? Are you “Arborio” sure about that?

8. What’s a rice’s favorite game? “Minute to Grain It”!

9. Why did the rice cake blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!

10. What’s a rice’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop!

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11. What did the rice say when it achieved enlightenment? “I am one with the universe… and the soy sauce!”

12. Why did the rice sit at the computer? Keep an eye on the “website”!

13. What do you call rice that’s always late? Tardy-grains!

14. How did the rice cake apologize? By saying, “I’m sorry, I’m just a bit crumby!”

15. What’s Rice’s favorite sport? Karate-chop!

16. How do you make holy rice? You say a rice prayer!

17. What’s a rice’s favorite horror movie? “The Silence of the Grains”!

18. Why don’t rice grains ever get into arguments? Because they always compromise and “rice above”!

19. What’s Rice’s favorite subject in school? History – it loves hearing about ancient grains!

20. How do you fix a broken bowl of rice? With Rice Krispies!

21. What’s Rice’s favorite type of humor? Punny jokes, of course!

22. How does rice apologize for its mistakes? It says, “I promise to be ‘rice’ next time!”

23. What’s a rice’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Four-chin”!

24. Why did the rice cake become an astronaut? To explore the “rice cosmos”!

25. What do you call happy rice? Content-rice!

26. How do rice grains communicate? Through “grain” telepathy!

27. Why did the rice cake get an award? Because it was “dessert”-ving of recognition!

28. What did the sushi say to the rice? “You complete me!”

29. Why was the rice always confident? Because it knew it was “grain-tastic”!

30. What did one rice grain say to the other at the gym? “Are you feeling ‘sore-y’?”

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31. Why did the rice go to therapy? It had too many “unresolved grains”!

32. What did the rice say to the curry? “I like the way you spice things up!”

33. How do you know when rice is finished cooking? It lets out a “steamed” sigh!

34. Why did the rice get a promotion? Because it was good at “rice-ing” to the occasion!

35. What do you call a sad bag of rice? Upset-starch!

36. How does Rice apologize for being rude? It says, “I promise I’ll be more ‘polite-ry’ next time!”

37. What’s a rice’s favorite movie genre? Suspense – it loves “grain”-benders!

38. Why did the rice cake fail the exam? Because it was too “crumby” at studying!

39. What did the rice say when it met the casserole? “You’re looking quite dishy today!”

40. How do you make a rice roll giggle? Tickle its “norimaki”!

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41. What’s a rice’s favorite superhero? Captain “Carborizo”!

42. Why was the rice always calm under pressure? Because it had mastered “zen-engineering”!

43. What did the rice say to the vegetable stir-fry? “Lettuce be friends!”

44. Why did the rice get a computer? To keep up with the latest “byte”-sized trends!

45. What’s a rice’s favorite outdoor activity? Paddy-cake!

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46. Why was the rice blushing? Because it saw the sushi rolling by!

47. What did the rice say to the bread? “You’re toast if you think you can beat me!”

48. How does rice stay in shape? It goes to the “whole-grain” gym!

49. What did the rice cake say to the chocolate bar? “You make life so sweet!”

50. Why did the rice cake start a band? Because it wanted to share its “rice” tunes with the world!

Final Thoughts about Rice Jokes

After reading the Rice Jokes, I hope you will start laughing. You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more Food Jokes

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