50 Funny Rugby Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Rugby Jokes and the Best Rugby Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top collection of Rugby Dad Jokes; find your favorite Jokes about Rugby, then share them with your friends and family members.
Rugby Puns
Here are some of our Favorite Dad Jokes about Rugby.
1. Why don’t rugby players ever go on vacation? Because they can’t find a scrum master to organize their trip!
2. Why did the rugby player bring string to the game? To tie up the score!
3. What’s a rugby player’s favorite kind of music? Heavy scrum!
4. Why did the rugby team go to the bank? To try to get their forwards to make a deposit!
5. Why did the rugby player bring a ladder to the game? To try and get over the try line!
6. What do you call a bunch of rugby players in a hot tub? Stew!
7. Why did the rugby player go to the doctor? He had too many line-out issues!
8. How did the rugby player get to the game? By high-tackling the traffic!
9. Why was the rugby team always cold? They couldn’t find their full kit!
10. What did one rugby ball say to the other rugby ball? “I’m pumped up for this game!”
11. Why do rugby players make terrible criminals? Because they always get caught in the scrum!
12. Why don’t rugby players ever get lost? Because they always follow the touchline!
13. What do rugby players use to clean up spills? Ruck-sacks!
14. Why did the rugby player bring a pencil to the game? In case he had to draw a scrum!
15. Why did the rugby player go to art school? He heard they were great at drawing lines!
16. What did the rugby ball say to the player? “Throw me a line!”
17. Why did the rugby player bring a ladder to the game? In case he wanted to get a high tackle!
18. How do rugby players stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!
19. Why did the rugby player go to the bank? To try and get a forward pass!
20. How do rugby players like their eggs? Try-scrum-bled!
21. What do you call a sheep at a rugby game? A scrum-half!
22. Why did the rugby player bring string to the game? He wanted to tie up the score!
23. Why was the rugby player a great musician? Because he had perfect pitch – for line-outs!
24. What’s a rugby player’s favorite dessert? Try-angles!
25. Why was the rugby player a great gardener? Because he had a mean ruck!
26. What did the rugby player do when he scored a try? He converted it into a celebration dance!
27. Why did the rugby player bring a ladder to the game? To take his game to the next level!
28. What’s a rugby player’s favorite movie? Maul Rats!
29. Why don’t rugby players ever get locked out? Because they’re experts at breaking through defenses!
30. What did one rugby ball say to the other rugby ball at the party? “Are you up for a game of toss?”
31. Why did the rugby player go to the bakery before the game? He wanted to get a try-scone!
32. What did the rugby player say when he won the lottery? “I’m in for a conversion!”
33. Why did the rugby player bring a ladder to the match? To get over the competition!
34. What’s a rugby player’s favorite animal? A raccoon!
35. Why did the rugby player bring a cushion to the game? To soften the blow of a hard tackle!
36. How do rugby players like their steak? Ruck and rare!
37. What do you call a rugby player who’s been tackled by a comedian? Punned down!
38. Why did the rugby player bring a suitcase to the game? In case he needed to pack down!
39. How do rugby players stay cool during the game? They find a shady scrum!
40. Why did the rugby player go to the gym before the match? He wanted to pump up the scrum!
Best Rugby Jokes
Here is the collection of our Best Rugby Jokes.
41. What’s a rugby player’s favorite dance move? The maul-let!
42. Why did the rugby player bring a ladder to the stadium? To reach the try-light!
43. What’s a rugby player’s favorite vegetable? A loose head of lettuce!
44. Why did the rugby player bring a dictionary to the match? To understand all the forwards’ terms!
45. How do rugby players like their tea? With a “try” bag!
46. What’s a rugby player’s favorite song? “I Get A Kick Out Of You… And Then I Convert It!”
47. Why did the rugby player go to the library before the game? He wanted to brush up on his line-outs!
48. What’s a rugby player’s favorite type of weather? Scrum-umbrellas!
49. Why did the rugby player bring a ladder to the game? To climb to the top of the league!
50. What’s a rugby player’s favorite time of day? Line-out time!
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