65 Funny Salad Jokes
Here are 65 Funny Salad Jokes and the Best Salad Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Salad Jokes
Here is the collection of 65 Salad jokes.
1. What do you call a bunch of musical vegetables? A salad band.
2. Why did the lettuce blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. What do you get when you cross a salad with a painter? A salad that’s dressed to impress.
4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
5. What do you call lettuce that sings? Elvis Parsley.
6. What’s a salad’s favorite game? Lettuce alone.
7. Why did the cucumber get a promotion? Because it had good salad stations!
8. What do you call a sad vegetable? A tearable salad.
9. What’s a tomato’s favorite TV show? Salad and the City.
10. What did the lettuce say to the celery? Are you stalking me?
11. Why did the salad go to the computer? It wanted to toss and turn its data.
12. What did one tomato say to the other tomato during a race? “Ketchup!”
13. Why did the cucumber call 911? It was in a pickle.
14. Why was the salad cold? It saw the fridge’s door-salad handle.
15. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little salad dressing on it.
16. What’s the best day to make a salad? Chews-day.
17. What do you call a salad that’s got too much dressing? A slippery slope.
18. What’s the most musical vegetable? The beetroot.
19. Why did the bell pepper stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of gazpacho.
20. Why did the lettuce go to the gym? It wanted to get shredded.
21. What did the grape say when the lettuce walked by? “Lettuce romaine friends!”
22. Why did the tomato turn to the mushroom for advice? It was a fun-gi to be around.
23. How does a vegetable stay cool? It uses the salad spinner.
24. What do you call a salad that you can’t decide whether to eat or not? A dilemma.
25. What’s a salad’s favorite social media platform? Vine.
26. What do you get when you cross a salad with a snowman? Frostbite.
27. What did one leaf of lettuce say to another leaf of lettuce? Lettuce romaine friends forever.
28. What did the lettuce say to the celery? Lettuce romaine calm and carrot on.
29. Why did the tomato go out with the raisin? Because it couldn’t find a date.
30. What did the egg say to the salad? You crack me up.
31. How do you fix a broken salad? With tomato paste.
32. What’s a salad’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a lot of greens.
33. Why did the cucumber hide in the fridge? It saw the salad dressing.
34. What do you call a vegetable that’s always looking on the bright side? An optimist-choke.
35. Why did the carrot go to the gym? It wanted to improve its shape.
36. What do you call a salad that you eat on a boat? A sail-ad.
37. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut. Just like a walnut in a salad.
38. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like a salad!
39. What did the tomato say to the lettuce? Catch up, lettuce!
40. Why did the lettuce break up with the celery? It just couldn’t find any common stalk.
41. What’s a salad’s favorite music? Anything with a good beet.
42. Why did the salad blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
43. What’s a salad’s favorite sport? Lettuce play some tennis!
44. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
45. What do you get if you cross a salad with a spaceship? An unidentified frying object.
46. Why did the onion bring a map to the salad? It wanted to find its way around the dressing.
47. Why don’t salads ever go to the gym? Because they already have enough dressing.
48. What do you call a dancing vegetable? A salsa.
49. Why did the cabbage win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field – of greens!
50. What’s a salad’s favorite dessert? Jell-o greens.
51. What did the lettuce say to the celery? Quit stalking me!
52. What do you call lettuce that’s always making jokes? Funny-bone lettuce.
53. Why did the tomato turn to the lettuce for advice? It was in a real jam.
54. How do you fix a broken salad? With tomato paste.
55. What do you call a famous carrot? A celebri-carrot.
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56. Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer? It was in a real pickle.
57. What’s a salad’s favorite type of math? A-rugula-gebra.
58. Why did the tomato turn to the mushroom for advice? It was a fungus to be around.
59. What’s a salad’s favorite dance? The lettuce turnip.
60. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
61. What do you call a cucumber that’s good at tennis? A racket-ucumbers.
62. Why did the salad go to the party? Because it was a toss-up between that and staying home.
63. What’s a salad’s favorite mode of transportation? A lettuce leaf.
64. Why did the lettuce go to the beach? Because it wanted to get some sun-dried dressing.
65. What did the salad say when it finished a great performance? Lettuce celebrate!
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