100 Funny Santa Jokes
Here are 100 Funny Santa Jokes and the Best Santa Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Santa Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Santa and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Santa Jokes
Here are 100 jokes about Santa.
1. Why did Santa go to music school? Because he wanted to improve his “wrap” skills!
2. What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause!
3. Why was Santa’s computer freezing? Because it got too many “elf-is”!
4. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues!
5. What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my “chimney”!
6. Why did Santa’s helper feel sad? Because he had low “elf-esteem”!
7. What did Santa say to the soccer ball? “You’re the only one I can’t “wrap” my head around!”
8. Why did Santa go to the doctor? He was feeling a little “Claus”-heterophobic!
9. What do you call Santa when he loses his pants? Saint Knickerless!
10. Why did Santa start a band? Because he wanted to spread some “holiday cheer”!
11. What do you call Santa when he loses his memory? Santa-Mentia!
12. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were in the house!
13. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective dog? Santa Paws is on the case!
14. Why did Santa put his sleigh in the garage? He wanted to use his “parking” skills!
15. What do you call Santa’s little helpers who make shoes? Sandals!
16. Why did Santa go to the gym? To work on his “claustrophobia” issues!
17. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
18. Why was Santa’s math test so difficult? It had too many “jolly” equations!
19. What does Santa use to measure his sleigh? Santameters!
20. Why did Santa’s computer go to therapy? It had too many “issues”!
21. What do you get if you cross Santa with a vampire? Frostbite!
22. Why did Santa start a garden? He wanted to grow “ho-ho-hoes”!
23. What did Santa say to the reindeer before takeoff? “Buckle up, we’re about to sleigh this!”
24. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the Christmas tree? He wanted to take his “elfie” at the top!
25. What do you call Santa when he loses his Christmas spirit? Krispless!
26. Why did Santa’s reindeer sit in the shade? They didn’t want to become “polar” bears!
27. What’s Santa’s favorite breakfast? Snowflakes with milk!
28. Why did Santa go to the beach? He wanted to catch some “rays”!
29. What do you call Santa’s musical notes? “Santa-mentals”!
30. Why did Santa take music lessons? To improve his “wrap” songs!
31. What do you call Santa when he’s at the beach? Sandy Claus!
32. Why did Santa visit the doctor? He had a bad “elf”!
33. What do you call Santa when he loses his temper? Crispy!
34. Why did Santa put his money in the blender? He wanted to make “elf-made” smoothies!
35. What’s Santa’s favorite candy? Jolly Ranchers!
36. Why did Santa bring a broom to the Christmas party? He wanted to “sweep” everyone off their feet!
37. What do you call Santa when he’s on vacation? Sandy Claws!
38. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the toy store? He heard the prices were through the roof!
39. What do you get when you cross Santa with a detective chicken? Santa Cluck-solves!
40. Why did Santa go to the dentist? He lost his “yule” for oral hygiene!
41. What’s Santa’s favorite dessert? Krisp Kringles!
42. Why did Santa bring a pogo stick to the workshop? He heard they were good for “elf”-esteem!
43. What do you call Santa when he’s in the garden? Hoe-Hoe-Hoe!
44. Why did Santa put his reindeer on a diet? He wanted them to have a “slim sleigh” figure!
45. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective lizard? Santa Clues-chameleon!
46. Why did Santa start playing soccer? He wanted to practice his “sleigh” kicks!
47. What did Santa say to the Christmas tree? “You light up my holiday!”
48. Why did Santa go to the bakery? He wanted to get some “dough” nuts!
49. What do you call Santa when he’s in a hurry? Rushin’ Claus!
50. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the store? He heard the deals were up on the roof!
51. What’s Santa’s favorite game? Santa-lost!
52. Why did Santa go to the gym on Christmas Eve? He wanted to “work off” his cookies and milk!
53. What do you call Santa when he’s exhausted? Tired Kringle!
54. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the theater? He heard the seats were on the roof!
55. What do you call Santa’s favorite music genre? Wrap music!
56. Why did Santa go to the beach during winter? He wanted to catch some “sand”-y moments!
57. What do you call Santa when he tells jokes? Punsy Claus!
58. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the football game? He wanted to see the “touchdowns” up close!
59. What’s Santa’s favorite science subject? Chemis-“tree”!
60. Why did Santa go to the restaurant? He heard the food was “deer”-licious!
61. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the bakery? He heard they had high “loaf-ty” goals!
62. What do you get if you cross Santa with a cowboy? Santa Claws, the rootin’ tootin’ rodeo rider!
63. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the dance? He wanted to take his “elfie” on the highest note!
64. What did Santa say to the ornament? “You make my holiday sparkle!”
65. Why did Santa go to the art gallery? He wanted to brush up on his “ho-ho-ho-mage”!
66. What do you call Santa when he’s playing hide and seek? Santa Peek-a-Boo!
67. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the library? He heard the books had high self-esteem!
68. What did Santa say to the snowman? “Do you wanna build a friendship?”
69. Why did Santa’s sleigh break down? Because it had too many “claus”-heterophobic reindeer!
70. What do you get if you cross Santa with a baker? Krisp Cringle, the cookie-making confectioner!
71. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the movie theater? He wanted to see the “climb-arctic” scenes!
72. What do you call Santa when he’s at a comedy show? Jolly the Jokester!
73. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the swimming pool? He wanted to dive into the “ho-ho-hole”!
74. What did Santa say to the computer? “Stop freezing, or I’ll give you the cold shoulder!”
75. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the zoo? He heard the animals were “deer” -ly tall!
76. What do you call Santa when he’s dancing? Santa Shuffl-Claws!
77. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the museum? He heard the exhibits were on the roof!
78. What did Santa say to the snowflake? “You’re one of a kind, just like every gift I deliver!”
79. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the bakery? He heard the bread was on the “upper crust”!
80. What do you call Santa when he’s working out? Krisp Fit-ingle!
81. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the concert? He wanted to get a “sleigh-eye” view of the stage!
82. What do you get if you cross Santa with a gardener? Santa Claws and his “bloom”-in’ presents!
83. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the picnic? He heard the ants were on the roof!
84. What did Santa say to the candy cane? “Don’t get stuck up, stay sweet!”
85. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the circus? He wanted to see the “high-flying” acts up close!
86. What do you call Santa when he’s taking a break? Santa “Paws” ing for relaxation!
87. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the bakery? He heard the pastries were “risen” to the occasion!
88. What did Santa say to the gingerbread man? “You’re a tough cookie to catch!”
89. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the amusement park? He wanted to reach the “peak” of excitement!
90. What do you call Santa when he’s feeling sleepy? Snore-ta Claus!
Best Santa Puns
Here are some Best Santa Puns.
91. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the forest? He heard the trees had the best “bough” views!
92. What do you get if you cross Santa with a scientist? Santa Lab-er Claus, the inventor of merry formulas!
93. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the fashion show? He wanted to reach new “heights” of style!
94. What did Santa say to the icicle? “Chill out, you’re cool!”
95. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the game? He wanted to see the “climb-arctic” plays!
96. What do you call Santa when he’s on a health kick? Krispy Crunch-ingle!
97. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the bakery? He heard the doughnuts were “rising” to fame!
98. What did Santa say to the Christmas lights? “You light up my night like a star!”
99. Why did Santa bring a ladder to the carnival? He heard the rides were “uplifting”!
100. What do you call Santa when he’s telling stories? Krisp Tale-ingle!
Final Thoughts about Santa Jokes
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