50 Funny Seafood Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Seafood Jokes and the Best Seafood Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Seafood Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about seafood and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Seafood Jokes
Here is the collection of 50 seafood jokes.
1. Why did the shrimp refuse to share its treasure? It was a little shellfish.
2. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
3. How does a lobster answer the phone? “Shello?”
4. Why did the crab never share? Because it was too crabby.
5. How do you make a tuna sandwich? You catch it, and then you add mayo!
6. What’s a fish’s favorite musical instrument? The bass guitar.
7. What do you call a fish who wears a crown? A kingfish.
8. Why did the clam blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
9. How do you organize a seafood party? You just have to mussels up the courage.
10. What did one oyster say to the other oyster? “I’m just a little shell-shocked!”
11. What’s a shark’s favorite game? Swallow the leader.
12. Why don’t fish do well in school? Because they’re always swimming below “sea” level.
13. How do you make a shrimp share? Take away its prawn editions.
14. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
15. Why don’t lobsters ever share? Because they’re too shellfish.
16. What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall? “Dam!”
17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
18. How do you make a squid laugh? Ten tickles.
19. What did the octopus say to the lobster? “I wanna hold your claw.”
20. Why did the prawn go to the gym? To get a little “muscle”!
21. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
22. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
23. What’s a fish’s favorite instrument? The bass guitar.
24. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
25. How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten tickles.
26. What do you call a fish with a tie? Sophisticated.
27. Why was the crab so good at sharing? Because it had plenty of crabs to go around.
28. What do you call a shrimp that loves to play the piano? A pianist.
29. How do fish stay up to date with current events? They read the “reef” ers.
30. Why do fish never finish school? Because they’re always swimming below “sea” level.
31. What did one fish say to the other fish in the tank? “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
32. What’s a crab’s favorite food? Crispets!
33. What do you call a fish that wears a crown? King Neptune.
34. Why don’t fish play piano? You can’t tuna fish!
35. What did the shrimp say to the clam? “You’re being a little shellfish.”
36. How do you make a fish laugh? Tell it a whale of a joke.
37. Why don’t fish like to play piano? You can’t tuna fish!
38. What do you get when you cross a crab with a calculator? A pinch-hitter.
39. What did one fish say to the other fish in the tank? “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
40. Why did the crab never share? Because he was a little shellfish.
Best Seafood Jokes
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41. How do you know if a seafood restaurant is fancy? The fish have tuxedos.
42. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.
43. What’s a shrimp’s favorite food? Anything deep-fried!
44. What kind of fish can perform surgery? A sturgeon.
45. How do you make a seafood gumbo? Start with 32 fish and subtract 7.
46. What’s a whale’s favorite game? Swallow the leader.
47. Why did the lobster turn red? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
48. How do you make a fish laugh? Tell it a whale of a joke.
49. What’s a crab’s favorite subject in school? Crabculous!
50. Why did the fisherman put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets!
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