50 Funny Soccer Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Soccer Jokes and the Best Soccer Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top collection of Soccer Dad Jokes; find your favorite Jokes about Soccer, then share them with your friends and family members.
Soccer Puns
Here are some of our Favorite Dad Jokes about Soccer.
1. Why was the soccer pitch always so cool? Because all the fans were waving!
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
3. Why was the soccer player good at math? Because he knew how to use his head!
4. What do you call a group of musical whales cheering for a soccer team? An orca-star!
5. Why don’t soccer players do well in school? Because they use their heads too much on the field!
6. What’s a ghost’s favorite soccer position? Ghoulkeeper!
7. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? So he could tie up the score!
8. What do you call a chicken who plays soccer? A cluck-er!
9. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? So he could tie up the score!
10. What’s a vampire’s favorite soccer position? Ghoulkeeper!
11. How did the soccer player know he’d score a goal? He could feel it in his net titles!
12. What’s a ghost’s favorite part of the soccer game? The beautiful goals!
13. What do you call a soccer player with a GPS? A “roaming” player!
14. What do you call a dog who plays soccer? A paws-ker player!
15. Why did the soccer player bring string to the match? Because he wanted to tie the score!
16. What do soccer referees send during the holidays? Yellow cards!
17. Why did the soccer ball go to the bank? It wanted to get its bounce back!
18. What do you call a dinosaur who plays soccer? Dino-score!
19. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? To tie up the score!
20. What’s a ghost’s favorite position in soccer? Ghoulkeeper!
21. Why did the soccer ball go to the gym? It wanted to get pumped up!
22. What do you call a snowman who plays soccer? Slippy!
23. Why was the soccer player a great musician? Because he had a perfect pitch!
24. How do soccer players stay cool during a game? They stand next to the fans!
25. What’s a skeleton’s favorite soccer move? The bone dribble!
26. Why did the soccer team go to the bank? To get their penalty savings!
27. What’s a ghost’s favorite soccer move? The boogie!
28. How do you stop a soccer team from scoring? Take away their goal!
29. What’s a vampire’s favorite soccer move? The bite tackle!
30. Why was the soccer player a great chef? Because he knew how to handle a fork!
31. Why was the soccer team always cold? They couldn’t find the right striker!
32. What’s a ghost’s favorite part of the soccer game? The “boos” from the crowd!
33. Why did the soccer player go to the bank? He wanted to check his balance!
34. What do you call a zombie who plays soccer? A dead ball dribbler!
35. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? In case he needed to tie the score!
36. What’s a mummy’s favorite soccer move? The wrap-around pass!
37. Why did the soccer ball go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit deflated!
38. What do you call a cat who plays soccer? Feline Messi!
39. Why was the soccer player good at juggling? Because he could handle a ball!
40. What’s a ghost’s favorite soccer position? Ghoulie!
Best Soccer Jokes
Here is the collection of our Best Soccer Jokes.
41. Why did the soccer player bring string to the match? To tie up the score!
42. What do you call a pumpkin who plays soccer? Gourd Guardiola!
43. Why did the soccer ball go to the dance? I wanted to learn some new moves!
44. What’s a vampire’s favorite soccer position? Mid-fang-er!
45. Why did the soccer player wear two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole-in-one!
46. What do you call a fish who plays soccer? A goalkeeper!
47. Why was the soccer player a great barber? Because he knew how to give a good cut!
48. What’s a ghost’s favorite soccer move? The “haunt” ed goal kick!
49. Why did the soccer team go to the beach? To improve their sand-dribbling skills!
50. What’s a vampire’s favorite soccer move? The “stake” tackle!
Final thoughts About Soccer Jokes
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