70 Funny Star Wars Jokes
Here are 70 Funny Star Wars Jokes and the Best Star Wars Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Star Wars Jokes
Here are 70 jokes about Star Wars.
1. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
2. What do you call a Sith who won’t fight? A Sith-take.
3. Why did Yoda go to the bank? To check his balance, he did.
4. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the Dark Side.
5. What’s a Jedi’s favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli.
6. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? Ewokie Talkies.
7. Why was the Millennium Falcon always at the mechanic? Because it had too many Solo problems.
8. What do you call Chewbacca when he loses all his hair? A Wookiee mistake.
9. Why did the droid go to therapy? It had too many programming issues.
10. How does Kylo Ren like his coffee? Dark, just like his soul.
11. What’s Jabba the Hutt’s favorite pizza topping? Slug and pepperoni.
12. Why did the Stormtrooper start a gardening club? He heard they had great firepower.
13. Why don’t Star Wars characters ever gamble? They fear the Han Solo dice.
14. What do you call a Jedi’s favorite dessert? An Obi-Wan Ice Cream Cone.
15. How does Darth Vader like to eat his potatoes? On the Dark Side.
16. Why did the Star Wars characters break up with their partner? They were too controlling, like a Sith.
17. Why was Luke Skywalker terrible at basketball? He always lost his Force of concentration.
18. What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to take baths? Darth Bubbles.
19. Why was the droid sad? It couldn’t find its R2-D2.
20. How does Yoda navigate the sea? With the help of a GPS, he does.
21. Why did the Star Wars character apply for a job at the bakery? They wanted to make dough, not war.
22. What do you call a nerdy Sith? A Dork Lord.
23. Why did the Wookiee go to the therapist? He had too much Chewbacca babble.
24. Why don’t Stormtroopers ever play hide and seek? Because good at hiding, they are not.
25. What do you call it when a Star Wars character is cold? A “Luke”-warm temperature.
26. Why did Darth Vader go to therapy? He had too many “father” issues.
27. What do you call a Sith who becomes a lawyer? Darth Sidious.
28. Why did the Star Wars character go to the bank? To get a loan to buy more “Death” Stars.
29. What’s a Jedi’s favorite toy? A Yo-Yoda.
30. Why don’t Star Wars characters ever visit the beach? They can’t handle the sand.
31. Why did the Ewok get a job at the computer store? It was great at E-work.
32. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!
33. What do you call a Star Wars cooking show? The Darth Baker.
34. What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to Luke when he was having trouble eating with chopsticks? “Use the forks, Luke!”
35. Why did Anakin Skywalker go to the therapist? He had too many “light” issues.
36. What do you call a protocol droid that’s always getting into trouble? Clumsy-PO.
37. What did the Wookiee say when it booked a hotel room? “I’d like a room with a view!”
38. Why don’t Stormtroopers ever listen to music? They can’t find the right “beat.”
39. Why did the Star Wars character go to the comedy club? To laugh until they were Solo.
40. What’s Jabba the Hutt’s favorite workout? Squid-lifting.
41. Why did the droid go to the doctor? It had a bad case of “robot colds.”
42. Why did the Ewok start a gardening business? It had a natural “green” thumb.
43. What do you call a Sith who owns a bakery? Darth Bader.
44. Why did the Star Wars character become a gardener? They wanted to learn the way of the “green” Force.
45. What do you call a nerdy Sith’s favorite website? “Dark-pedia.”
46. Why did the Stormtrooper get kicked out of the party? Because it couldn’t find its “Troop.”
47. What do you call a Star Wars character who loves to play hide and seek? Obi-Wan Cannoli.
48. Why did the Ewok refuse to share its dessert? Because it was too “wonky.”
49. What do you call a group of musical Star Wars characters? The “Guitar” Fighters.
50. Why did the Star Wars character start a garden? Because they wanted to feel the “Forces” of nature.
51. Why did the Stormtrooper start a baking business? Because it wanted to make sure everything was “uniform.”
52. What do you call a bounty hunter who loves to clean? Vacuum Fett.
53. Why did the Ewok become an artist? It had a knack for “Ewoke” of art.
54. What’s Darth Vader’s favorite dessert? Dark chocolate, of course.
55. Why did the protocol droid go to the doctor? It had too many “protocol problems.”
56. Why did the Wookiee go to the fashion show? To show off its “chew-ture” collection.
57. How does a Jawa unwind after a long day of scavenging? It “sands” down with a good book.
58. Why don’t Star Wars characters ever get locked out of their houses? Because they always have their “Forces” with them.
59. What’s the Rebel Alliance’s favorite party game? “Spin the Lightsaber.”
60. What do you call it when a Star Wars character eats too much? A “Jedi-bloat.”
Best Star Wars jokes
Here are some Best Star Wars Jokes.
61. Why did Han Solo turn off the music? He didn’t want to “force” it on anyone.
62. What’s a Sith’s favorite dog breed? A “Darth” Vader.
63. Why did Yoda go to the bank with a ladder? To check out the “high” interest rates.
64. Why don’t Star Wars characters ever go on diets? They’re afraid of the “Light” side effects.
65. What’s Luke Skywalker’s favorite type of music? “Sky”-fi tunes.
66. What did the Ewok say when it won a game? “Yub nub!” (Ewok victory cry)
67. Why did the Wookiee join a gym? It wanted to improve its “core” strength.
68. What do you call a Star Wars character who can predict the future? “Clairvoy-oda.”
69. Why did the protocol droid start a dance class? It wanted to learn the “protocol of moves.”
70. How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Father’s Day? He felt his “presence.”
Final Thoughts about Star Wars Jokes
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