100 Funny Sunday Jokes
Here are 100 Sunday Jokes and the Best Sunday Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Sunday Puns
Here are 100 Funny Sunday Jokes.
1. Why did the scarecrow go to church on Sunday? Because he wanted to be “outstanding” in his field!
2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo on a Sunday? A pouch potato!
3. Why don’t Sunday and Monday ever get along? Because Sunday always comes before Monday, and Monday hates being second!
4. Why did the tomato turn red on Sunday? It saw the salad dressing!
5. What do you call a hen who counts her eggs on a Sunday? An excellent mathematician!
6. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants on Sunday? In case he got a hole-in-one!
7. Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Sundays? Because they make up everything!
8. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter on a Sunday? Pumpkin π!
9. Why was the math book sad on Sunday? It had too many problems!
10. How do you catch a squirrel on a Sunday? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
11. What did the detective say when he solved the case on a Sunday? “Sunday well spent!”
12. Why did the clock go to the Sunday school? To learn how to “tick” properly!
13. What do you call a dog on a Sunday morning? Lazybones!
14. Why did the bicycle fall over on a Sunday? It was two-tired!
15. Why did the football coach go to the bakery on a Sunday? He wanted to get his quarterback!
16. How do you make a tissue dance on a Sunday? Put a little boogie in it!
17. What’s a Sunday golfer’s favorite type of music? Swing!
18. Why was the math test sad on Sunday? It knew it had too many problems!
19. What do you call a musician who only plays on Sundays? A “weekend” warrior!
20. Why did the tomato turn red on a Sunday morning? It saw the salad dressing “running” late!
21. How do you make a Sunday fish laugh? Tell it a whale of a joke!
22. Why did the scarecrow win an award on a Sunday? Because he was outstanding in his field!
23. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire on a Sunday? Frostbite!
24. Why was the broom late for Sunday brunch? It overswept!
25. What kind of tea is the most spiritual on Sundays? Serenity!
26. How does a scientist freshen their breath on a Sunday? With “expert-mints”!
27. What did the grape say to the banana on a Sunday? “Stop peeling so appealing!”
28. Why did the computer go to church on a Sunday? It wanted to “pray” for more memory!
29. What’s a skeleton’s favorite day of the week? “Sundead”!
30. How do you organize a space party on a Sunday? You are “planet”!
31. What’s a Sunday owl’s favorite subject in school? “Owlgebra”!
32. Why did the tomato turn red on a Sunday? It saw the salad dressing “salsa” dancing!
33. How did the football team celebrate their victory on a Sunday? They had a “touchdown”!
34. What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps all day on a Sunday? A “doze”-Taurus!
35. Why did the bicycle fall over on a Sunday morning? It was “tired” of standing!
36. How do you catch a squirrel on a Sunday afternoon? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
37. Why did the scarecrow take a day off on Sunday? It needed to “relax”!
38. What’s a Sunday frog’s favorite game? “Leap”-frog!
39. Why was the math book unhappy on Sunday? It had too many “problems”!
40. How do you start a race on a Sunday? Ready, set, “Sunday”!
41. Why was the strawberry sad on a Sunday? It was in a jam!
42. What do you call a fish that wears a crown on a Sunday? King “fish”!
43. Why was the math test so easy on a Sunday? The answers were “sundae”!
44. How do you know it’s Sunday at the beach? The waves are wearing sun “glasses”!
45. What did the grape say to the pineapple on a Sunday? “You’re the “pineapple of my eye!”
46. Why did the scarecrow win an award on a Sunday? Because it was “outstanding” in its field!
47. How do you make a tissue dance on a Sunday afternoon? Put a little “boogie” in it!
48. What’s a Sunday golfer’s favorite type of weather? “Forecast!
49. Why did the tomato turn red on a Sunday evening? It saw the salad dressing getting dressed!
50. How do you make a Sunday fish laugh? You tell it a whale of a joke!
51. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game on a Sunday? So he could tie the score!
52. What did one Sunday say to the other? “I’m the start of a great week!”
53. Why did the chicken go to the seance on a Sunday? To talk to the other side!
54. What’s a Sunday tree’s favorite kind of music? “Roots” rock!
55. Why did the computer go to church on a Sunday? It needed some “holy” updates!
56. How do you make a Sunday bird sing? Put it in the “tweeter”!
57. What do you call a dog who sunbathes on Sundays? A “sun” dachshund!
58. Why did the scarecrow go to a Sunday matinee? I heard the movie was “corny”!
59. How do you get a squirrel to like you on a Sunday? Act like a nut and crack some jokes!
60. Why did the tomato turn red on a Sunday? It was blushing at the sight of a ripe avocado!
61. What’s a Sunday dog’s favorite dessert? “Sundae” bones!
62. How do you fix a broken tomato on a Sunday? With tomato paste!
63. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants on Sunday? In case he got a hole in one… and a hole in two!
64. What do you call a Sunday pirate? Arrrrrr-tichoke!
65. Why don’t birds use cell phones on Sundays? They prefer to “tweet”!
66. What do you call a Sunday with no sun? A “fun”-day!
67. How do you make Sunday a fun day? Add a “sun” shine!
68. Why did the scarecrow take up gardening on Sundays? It wanted to grow its social “stalks”!
69. What’s a Sunday owl’s favorite sport? “Hoo”-ping!
70. Why did the tomato turn red on a Sunday morning? It saw the cucumber peel!
71. What’s a Sunday vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood “orange”!
72. How do you make a Sunday turtle move faster? Give it a “shell”-phone!
73. Why did the banana go to church on a Sunday? It heard the peel was heavenly!
74. What do you call a Sunday horse race? The “stable” derby!
75. Why did the scarecrow start telling jokes on Sundays? It wanted to become a “stand-up” comedian!
76. How does the sun like to relax on Sundays? It likes to “sunbathe”!
77. What did the calendar say about Sunday? “Thanks for making me a “weekend”!
78. Why did the tomato turn red on a Sunday? It saw the ketchup bottle!
79. How do you make a Sunday flower bloom? Give it a little “sun” shine and water!
80. What did the bacon say to the egg on a Sunday morning? “You crack me up!”
81. Why did the scarecrow attend a cooking class on Sundays? It wanted to learn how to make “corn” bread!
82. How do you make a Sunday squirrel laugh? Tell it a “nutty” joke!
83. What’s a Sunday cat’s favorite game? “Whisker” and seek!
84. Why did the football team bring a ladder to the game on a Sunday? They wanted to reach new “heights”!
85. How do you make a Sunday pancake smile? Butter it up!
86. What do you call a Sunday fish with no eyes? “Fsh”!
87. Why did the scarecrow take a nap on Sunday? It was “resting in peas”!
88. How do you make a Sunday bird happy? “Tweet” it nicely!
89. What do you call a Sunday cow’s favorite day? Moo-nday!
90. Why did the tomato blush on a Sunday evening? It saw the salad dressing in its pajamas!
Best Sunday jokes
Here are some Best Sunday Jokes
91. How do you make a Sunday potato giggle? Tickle its “mash”!
92. What did the clock say to Sunday? “We always have a great time “together”!
93. Why did the scarecrow invite his friends over on a Sunday? He wanted to have a “straw”-berry party!
94. How does the sun like to spend Sundays? “Ray”-relaxing!
95. Why was the math book unhappy on a Sunday? It had too many “word” problems!
96. What’s a Sunday monkey’s favorite song? “I Want to Swing”!
97. Why did the tomato blush on a Sunday morning? It saw the orange peel!
98. How do you make a Sunday turtle move faster? Put it in the “fast” lane!
99. What do you call a Sunday mouse with a gold tooth? “Inca-cheese”!
100. Why did the scarecrow bring a ladder to church on Sunday? It wanted to “raise” the roof!
Remember, humor is subjective, so what one person finds funny, another might not. These jokes are meant to bring a smile to your face and lighten up your Sunday!
Final thoughts about Sunday Jokes
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