50 Funny Super Bowl Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Super Bowl Jokes and the Best Super Bowl Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top collection of Super Bowl Dad Jokes; find your favorite Jokes about Super Bowl, then share them with your friends and family members.
Super Bowl Puns
Here are some of our Favorite Dad Jokes about the Super Bowl.
1. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback!
2. Why was the football team always good at math? They had lots of tackles!
3. What do you call a snowman at the Super Bowl? A “chilly” fan!
4. Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback!
5. What do football players do when they go broke? They huddle!
6. Why don’t football players like math? Because they’re afraid of getting too many penalties!
7. Why was the computer cold during the Super Bowl? It left its Windows open!
8. Why did the football team go to the bakery? They wanted to get a “roll” ing start!
9. What do you call a football player who dances? A “touchdown” dancer!
10. Why did the football team go to the library? To improve their “pass” I’ve vocabulary!
11. Why was the football team so good at gardening? They had a great “ground” game!
12. What’s a football player’s favorite dessert? Quarterback-er chocolate cake!
13. Why did the football team bring string to the Super Bowl? So they could tie up the score!
14. What do you call a football player’s favorite candy? A “Recees” cup!
15. Why did the football player bring string to the game? So he could tie up the competition!
16. What do football players do in the rain? Wet their pants!
17. Why don’t football players make good musicians? Because they have too many false starts!
18. Why did the football team go to the bank before the Super Bowl? To get their quarterback!
19. What’s a football player’s favorite kind of music? Heavy tackle!
20. Why did the football team go to the barbecue? To get a “grill” ing!
21. What did the football coach do when his pants fell during the game? He called a “waist” of time-out!
22. Why don’t football players ever go broke? Because they always have “cents” in their pocket!
23. Why was the football team’s bus so slow? Because it had too many “turnovers”!
24. What did the football team do at the bakery? They got a “roll” ing start!
25. Why did the football team bring a ladder to the game? To take their performance to a higher level!
26. What do football players always carry with them? Their “tack-le” box!
27. Why did the football player go to school early? To get to the head of the class!
28. What do football players say to their opponents in the morning? “Good tackle!”
29. Why did the football team go to the zoo? To see the “wide receivers”!
30. What’s a football player’s favorite dance move? The “touchdown” twirl!
31. Why did the football player bring string to the game? So he could “tie up” the competition!
32. What’s a football player’s favorite type of investment? A “quarterback” of stocks!
33. Why was the football team’s playbook wet? Because it was filled with “pass” notes!
34. What do you call a football player’s pet dog? A “wide retriever”!
35. Why did the football team go to the farm? To improve their “tack-tillage”!
36. What do you call a football player who can sing? A “quarterback” crooner!
37. Why was the football team always so neat? Because they had a great “defense” mechanism!
38. What did the football team do at the comedy club? They had a “stand-up” defensive line!
39. Why did the football team go to the park? To work on their “field” goals!
40. What’s a football player’s favorite type of sandwich? A “tackle” wrap!
Best Super Bowl Jokes
Here is the collection of our Best Super Bowl Jokes.
41. Why was the football player a great chef? Because he knew how to “tackle” any recipe!
42. What do you call a football player who can play the piano? A “touchdown” maestro!
43. Why did the football team go to the circus? To learn how to “juggle” the ball!
44. What’s a football player’s favorite type of weather? “Quarterback” sunshine!
45. Why did the football team go to the beach? To work on their “sand” moves!
46. What do football players do on a hot day? Catch some “touch-ray”!
47. Why was the football team always quiet during the game? Because they had a great “silence” count!
48. What did the football team do at the fruit market? They worked on their “pass” ion for oranges!
49. Why did the football player bring a ladder to the game? To reach “new heights” of victory!
50. What’s a football player’s favorite type of clothing? “Tackle” attire!
Final thoughts About Super Bowl Jokes
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