Here are 50 Funny Taco Jokes and the Best Taco Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Here is the collection of 50 Taco jokes.
1. Why did the taco go to the gym? To get a little extra shell fitness!
2. What did the taco say to the guacamole? “You’re the avo to my cado!”
3. How do you make a taco sad? Step on its shell!
4. Why did the taco blush? Because it saw the salsa dancing!
5. What do you call a group of musical tacos? A mariachi bandito!
6. Why don’t tacos ever get into arguments? They like to keep things wrap-peaceful!
7. What did one taco say to the other taco at the party? “Lettuce taco ’bout life!”
8. How do you catch a runaway taco? With taco-snares!
10. What do you call a funny taco? A “joke-co”!
11. Why did the taco refuse to fight? It was a pacifist-a!
12. What’s a taco’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a good wrap-ture!
13. What’s a taco’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Believin'” by Jalapeño!
14. Why don’t tacos ever play hide and seek? Because they’re all too shell-f-conscious!
15. What did one taco say to the other when it got cold? “I’m feeling a bit nippy!”
16. What’s a taco’s favorite board game? Monopole!
17. Why was the taco always confident? Because it knew how to shell-berate itself!
18. What’s a taco’s favorite part of a computer? The hard taco drive!
19. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the taco dressing!
20. How do you turn a taco into gold? Put it under the “taco bell”!
21. What do you call a taco that’s always getting into trouble? A “naughty-to”!
22. How do you fix a broken taco? With a taco-glue gun!
23. What do you call a taco with a lot of cheese? A “cheese taco”!
24. Why did the taco go to school? To get a little more edu-crisp-on!
25. What’s a taco’s favorite game show? “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire-taco”!
26. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little taco-n in it!
27. What do you call a taco that can sing? A “taco-bell”!
28. Why did the Taco start a band? It wanted to salsa its way to fame!
29. What do you call a taco that tells jokes? A “punch-taco”!
30. Why did the taco visit the doctor? It was feeling a bit “sour cream”!
31. What’s a taco’s favorite type of car? A “Toy-ota-co”!
32. Why did the taco bring a ladder? To reach for the salsa stars!
33. What’s a taco’s favorite social media platform? “Taco-ver”!
34. How do you make a taco stand? You take away its chair!
35. What do you call a group of tacos that perform stunts? A “taco-basics” team!
36. Why did the taco go to the library? To find a good wrap today!
37. What’s a taco’s favorite dance move? The “salsa” shuffle!
38. How do you describe a thoughtful taco? “Well-wrapped”!
39. What’s a taco’s favorite dessert? Choco-late tacos!
40. Why don’t tacos ever get lost? They always know the “taco-direct-chin”!
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41. What’s a taco’s favorite type of art? “Pic-taco”!
42. How do you make a taco smile? You “queso” it nicely!
43. What do you call a stylish taco? A “taco couture”!
44. Why did the taco bring a suitcase? It was going on a “taco tour”!
45. What’s a taco’s favorite exercise? Crunches!
46. How do you invite a taco to a party? You “shell-berate” with it!
47. What’s a taco’s favorite game? “Hide and taco-seek”!
48. Why did the taco go to the beach? To catch some “waves” of flavor!
49. How do you compliment a taco? “You’re so guac-ing awesome!”
50. What did one taco say to the other at the wedding? “Lettuce join in the joy!”
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