100 Funny Thursday Jokes
Here are 100+ funny Thursday Jokes for kids and adults. Please read all of them and choose your favorite Thursday joke. Also Must share with your friends and family members.
Here is our top list of Thursday dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Thursday and staring enjoying your day with fun.
Thursday Puns
Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about Thursday for the adult and childer that makes them laugh and have fun.
Here are 100+ funny Thursday Jokes for you:
1. Why did Thursday go to the gym? To work on its thunder thighs!
2. How did the calendar feel about Thursdays? It said, “I’m not sure about Thursday. I’m just going to take it one day at a time.”
3. What do you call a Thursday that’s having a great hair day? A good hair day!
4. Why did the scarecrow get promoted on Thursday? Because it was outstanding in its field!
5. What do you get when you cross Wednesday with Thursday? Two-thirds of the way to the weekend!
6. Why was Thursday always the artist’s favorite day? It was sketchy and full of possibilities!
7. How does Thursday stay in shape? It does “Thursdayobics”!
8. Why did the computer stay up late on Thursday? It had a hard drive!
9. What’s Thursday’s favorite type of music? Heavy Thursdays!
10. Why did Thursday break up with Friday? Because it felt like it was always being compared to the weekend!
11. What do you call a dancing day of the week? Thurs-dance-day!
12. Why did the orange go to school on Thursday? To get a little “concentrate”!
13. Why did Thursday go to the beach? To catch some “rays” of sunshine!
14. What did Thursday say to Friday? “I’m just one step away from the weekend!”
15. Why was Thursday such a good friend? It was always there to lend an ear and listen!
16. How do you make Thursday feel better? Just remind it that Friday is just around the corner!
17. What did Thursday say to the other days of the week? “Why do you all get weekends, but I must work?”
18. What do you call a lazy Thursday? The day that’s taking a “rest day”!
19. Why was Thursday never invited to parties? Because it was tired of getting roasted!
20. How did the days of the week vote for their leader? On “Thursdays”!
21. Why did Thursday become a detective? It was always good at “case” scenarios!
22. What did Thursday say to Wednesday? “You’re just a wannabe Friday!”
23. Why was Thursday always in a hurry? I wanted to get the week over and done with!
24. What do you call a Thursday that’s pretending to be Friday? A faux-Friday!
25. How do you know when Thursday is happy? It’s just “Thurs-smiling”!
26. What did Thursday say to Monday? “I see you’re still alive. Guess I’ll see you next week!”
27. Why did Thursday go to therapy? To work on its weak ends!
28. What do you call a Thursday that’s pretending to be Saturday? A “play day”!
29. Why did Thursday break up with Wednesday? It was tired of being a “hump day”!
30. What did Thursday say to Sunday? “You’re my pre-weekend warm-up!”
31. Why was Thursday always confident? It knew it had the strength to tackle anything!
32. How does Thursday stay organized? It uses a “to-thurs” list!
33. What do you get when you cross a thirsty Thursday with a watermelon? A “Thirsty-melon”!
34. Why did Thursday become a chef? It knew how to “thurspice” things up!
35. How do you greet Thursday? With a “happy almost weekend”!
36. Why did Thursday become an astronaut? It wanted to explore the “Thurs-ters”!
37. What did Thursday say to Saturday night? “You’re just a warm-up for me!”
38. Why was Thursday always a fashion icon? It knew how to “Thursday”!
39. What do you call a Thursday that’s having a bad day? “Grumpy Thursday”!
40. How did Thursday make the other days jealous? By being the gateway to the weekend!
41. Why did Thursday refuse to go out in the rain? It didn’t want to end up “Thursday named”!
42. What’s Thursday’s favorite way to relax? A little “therapy”!
43. How do you make Thursday feel special? Give it a “Thurs-day-off”!
44. Why was Thursday so good at telling jokes? It knew how to “hustle” the funny bone!
45. What did Thursday say to Tuesday? “You’re my halfway buddy!”
46. Why did Thursday become a race car driver? It loved the “thurs-thrill”!
47. What do you call a Thursday that’s feeling adventurous? “Thrill-day”!
48. How did Thursday become an expert at puzzles? It was great at “thus solving” problems!
49. Why was Thursday always a good day to catch up with friends? It had the perfect “Thursday vibe”!
50. What do you get when you mix Thursday with a unicorn? A “mythical Thurs”!
51. Why did Thursday go to the comedy club? It wanted to work on its “Thursdaychlines”!
52. How do you motivate Thursday? Remind it that the weekend is within reach!
53. What did Thursday say to Monday morning? “You’re my wake-up call!”
54. Why was Thursday always confident? Because it knew it was halfway to the weekend!
55. What do you call a Thursday that’s feeling a bit sluggish? “Slumber-day”!
56. Why did Thursday become a detective? It loved to “thurs-piston” things!
57. What did Thursday say to the other days of the week? “I’m almost there; just hold on!”
58. How does Thursday stay positive? It focuses on the weekend’s approaching fun!
59. What do you call a Thursday that’s cold? “Chill-day”!
60. Why did Thursday join a band? It wanted to be the “thursguitarist”!
61. How did Thursday get through tough times? It found strength in knowing the weekend was near!
62. What did Thursday say to Wednesday? “You’re the halfway point; keep going!”
63. Why was Thursday always a good day for a picnic? It was almost the weekend, so why not enjoy the outdoors?
64. What do you call a Thursday with a sweet tooth? “Treat-day”!
65. Why did Thursday become a magician? It loved to “thurs-pire” wonder and awe!
66. What did Thursday say to Sunday night? “You’re the calm before my weekend storm!”
67. How do you make Thursday laugh? Tell it a “Thursdayable” joke!
68. Why was Thursday always in a hurry? I wanted to fast-forward to the weekend!
69. What do you call a Thursday that’s feeling sleepy? “Nap-day”!
70. Why did Thursday become a writer? It had a way with words, especially “Thursdays”!
71. How does Thursday prepare for the weekend? With a little “Thursday vacation”!
72. What did Thursday say to Friday? “I’m right behind you; just one more day!”
73. Why was Thursday always a good day for a movie night? It was the perfect “Thurs-entertainment”!
74. How does Thursday handle stress? It takes deep breaths and reminds itself that Friday is almost here!
75. What do you call a Thursday with a lot of energy? “High day”!
76. Why did Thursday become a gardener? It loved to “thurs-bloom” flowers!
77. What did Thursday say to Monday afternoon? “You’re the bridge between the weekend and me!”
78. How do you cheer up Thursday? Remind it that the weekend is just a day away!
79. What do you call a Thursday with great dance moves? “Groovy Thursday”!
80. Why was Thursday always a great day to try something new? It had an adventurous spirit!
81. What did Thursday say to the other weekdays? “Keep going; we’re almost there!”
82. How does Thursday stay focused? It visualizes the weekend relaxation awaiting it!
83. Why did Thursday become a baker? It loved to “thurs-notify” people’s taste buds!
84. What do you call a Thursday with magical powers? “Enchanting Thursday”!
85. Why was Thursday always a good day for a road trip? It was the perfect “Thurs-nation” day!
86. What did Thursday say to the weekend? “You’re just around the corner; I can almost taste you!”
87. How do you make Thursday feel loved? Shower it with anticipation for the weekend!
88. What do you call a Thursday that’s feeling indecisive? “Maybe-day”!
89. Why did Thursday join a circus? I loved the “thurs-tacular” performances!
90. How does Thursday keep its spirits up? It focuses on the positive things about the day!
91. What did Thursday say to Monday night? “You’re the light at the end of my tunnel!”
92. Why was Thursday always a good day for a picnic? It provided a taste of weekend leisure!
93. What do you call a Thursday with a sense of humor? “Funny day”!
94. Why did Thursday become a photographer? It loved to capture the “thurs-memories”!
95. What did Thursday say to Tuesday morning? “You’re my motivation to keep going!”
96. How does Thursday handle setbacks? It reminds itself that the weekend is just a few steps away!
97. What do you call a Thursday with a positive outlook? “Optimistic Thursday”!
98. Why was Thursday always a good day for creativity? It had an imaginative spark!
99. What did Thursday say to the weekend? “I’ll be there before you know it!”
100. How does Thursday inspire others? By showing them that the weekend is within reach!
I hope these jokes bring some laughter to your Thursday!
Best Thursday Jokes
Here are some of the best Thursday jokes for you:
1. Why did the calendar refuse to go on a date with Thursday? It said, “Sorry, but I’m seeing someone else named Friday!”
2. What did Thursday say to the other days of the week? “I’m like a superhero. I’m the one who saves you from Monday!”
3. Why did Thursday always bring an umbrella to work? Because it knew how unpredictable the weather could be!
4. Why did Thursday bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to be a high day!
5. What did Thursday say to Friday? “You can have the weekend, but I have my special vibe!”
6. Why was Thursday always a great day for shopping? Because it had the best deals and discounts before the weekend rush!
7. What’s Thursday’s favorite game? Hide-and-Seek. It loves being the day that hides between Wednesday and Friday!
8. Why was Thursday such a good detective? It had a knack for finding the clues to the weekend’s whereabouts!
9. How does Thursday greet its friends? With a big smile and a “Happy almost weekend!”
10. Why did Thursday become an artist? It loved to paint the town with colors and joy before the weekend arrived!
I hope these jokes make your Thursday a little brighter and funnier!
Final thoughts about Thursday Jokes
I hope you enjoy all the funny Thursday Jokes. Choose your favorite Thursday Jokes and send it to your friends. You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more Funny Jokes.
You can also explore the other funny jokes about days below links:
- Funny Sunday Jokes
- Funny Saturday Jokes
- Funny Tuesday Jokes
- Monday Jokes
- Wednesday Jokes
- Friday Jokes
