50 Funny Tomato Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Tomato Jokes and the Best Tomato Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Tomato Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Tomato and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Tomato Jokes
Here is the collection of 50 Tomato jokes.
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you call a tomato that’s trying to catch up? Ketchup!
3. Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing!
4. What did one tomato say to the other tomato during a race? “Ketchup!”
5. Why was the tomato so good at baseball? Because it knew how to catch a fly!
6. Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing!
7. What do you get when you cross a tomato with a vampire? A tomato that’s great for pasta sauce!
8. Why did the tomato turn to the cucumber for advice? I wanted to get some perspective!
9. What do you get when you throw a tomato into a volcano? Ketchup under pressure!
10. Why was the tomato always smiling? Because it was in a great sauce of humor!
11. What did the tomato say to the onion? “You’re making me cry!”
12. What did the big tomato say to the little tomato? “Catch up!”
13. Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because it couldn’t find a date!
14. What’s a tomato’s favorite game? Squash!
15. What do you call a tomato that’s a detective? Sherlock Tomato!
16. What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato? “Catch up!”
17. How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste!
18. Why did the tomato refuse to jump on the trampoline? It was afraid of getting squashed!
19. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
20. What do you call a tomato with a cape? Super Tomato!
21. Why did the tomato start a fight? Because it had too much beef with the onion!
22. What did one tomato say to the other tomato that was lagging? “Ketchup, slowpoke!”
23. Why did the tomato turn to its side? Because it wanted to ketchup on some sleep!
24. What do you get when you cross a tomato with a potato? A tomato that’s good for chips and salsa!
25. Why did the tomato go to the gym? To get better sauce-les!
26. What do you call a tomato that’s been living next to a radioactive plant? A “hot” tomato!
27. Why did the tomato go out with a fig? Because it couldn’t find a date!
28. How do tomatoes stay cool? They use tomato aid!
29. What did the tomato say to the bell pepper? “Stop getting so jalapeño face!”
30. Why was the tomato blushing at the party? Because it saw the onion dip!
31. What did the tomato say to the lettuce in a race? “Lettuce ketchup!”
32. Why was the tomato red and round? Because it saw the salad dressing and wanted to impress!
33. What do you get when you cross a tomato with a comedian? A funny fruit that’s full of jokes!
34. Why did the tomato turn to the cucumber for advice? Because it was in a real pickle!
35. What did one tomato say to the other tomato that was ahead? “Ketchup, you’re going too fast!”
36. Why did the tomato start a band? Because it had the perfect pitch!
37. What do you call a tomato that’s dressed up as a famous person? A “celebrity” tomato!
38. Why did the tomato go to the party? Because it wanted to ketchup with old friends!
39. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it—just like salsa on a tomato!
40. What’s a tomato’s favorite game to play? “Splat the Tomato”!
Best Tomato Jokes
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41. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and got embarrassed!
42. What’s a tomato’s favorite romantic movie? “Romeo and Juicy”!
43. What did the tomato say to the fridge? “Close the door, I’m dressing!”
44. Why did the tomato go to the beach? Because it wanted to get a little “sun-kissed”!
45. What did the tomato say to the carrot? “Lettuce be friends, we make a great salad!”
46. Why did the tomato go to school? It wanted to learn how to become a “smart” sauce!
47. How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste, of course!
48. What do you call a tomato that’s an excellent dancer? A “salsa” dancer!
49. Why did the tomato turn to the eggplant for help? It needed someone with more “experience”!
50. What did the tomato say to the lazy tomato? “Ketchup, you’re way behind!”
Final Thoughts about Tomato Jokes
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