# 50 Funny Triangle Jokes

Here are 50 **Funny Triangle Jokes** and the Best** Triangle ****Puns** for Kids and Adults.

Here is our top list of **Triangle** **Dad Jokes**. Find your favorite puns about** Triangle **and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.

**Triangle Jokes**

Here are 50** jokes about Triangle:**

**1.** Why did the triangle go to the doctor? It had too many acute angles!

**2.** What did one triangle say to the other? “You’re so cute!”

**3.** Why don’t triangles ever get in trouble? Because they always have three points of view!

**4.** Why did the triangle apply for a job? It wanted to make some right angles!

**5.** Why did the triangle break up with the circle? It couldn’t handle the constant curves!

**6.** What did the square say to the triangle? “You’re so edgy!”

**7.** Why did the triangle refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always ended up cornered!

**8.** What did one triangle say to the other about the angle? “You’re so obtuse!”

**9.** What did the triangle say to the circle? “You’re pointless!”

**10.** Why did the triangle bring a ladder to the party? To get to the high point!

**11.** What do you call a triangle that’s ready for battle? A sharp-shooter!

**12.** Why did the triangle bring a suitcase? It wanted to pack its angles!

**13.** What did the equilateral triangle say to the scalene triangle? “You’re so uneven!”

**14.** Why did the triangle eat dinner with a protractor? It wanted to measure its appetite!

**15.** How do triangles stay cool in the summer? They have plenty of shade!

**16.** Why did the triangle join a band? It wanted to be in the rhythm section!

**17.** What did the triangle say to the square? “Your angles are so square!”

**18.** Why was the triangle always invited to parties? Because it knew how to bring up the mood!

**19.** What did one triangle say to the other about their friend? “They’re acute people!”

**20.** Why did the triangle go to the gym? To work on its right angles!

**21.** Why did the triangle get in trouble? Because it was too obtuse with its jokes!

**22.** What did the triangle say about the circle’s attitude? “It’s so roundabout!”

**23.** Why did the triangle blush? Because it saw the circle’s perfect curves!

**24.** What did the triangle say to the polygon? “You’re so multi-faceted!”

**25.** How do triangles stay warm? They huddle up in acute angles!

**26.** Why did the Triangle apply for a job as a mountain climber? Because it loved scaling heights!

**27.** What’s a triangle’s favorite game? Twister – it loves getting twisted around!

**28.** What did the triangle say when it met the rectangle? “Nice parallel lines you got there!”

**29.** Why did the triangle challenge the square to a race? Because it wanted to prove it had more edges!

**30.** What’s a triangle’s favorite dessert? Pi!

**31.** Why did the triangle refuse to go skydiving? It was afraid of falling into acute angles!

**32.** What did the triangle say to the hexagon? “You’re so six-sided!”

**33.** Why did the Triangle start a gardening club? It wanted to work on its right angles!

**34.** What’s a triangle’s favorite subject? Geometry – it’s always on point!

**35.** Why was the triangle bad at making decisions? It couldn’t pick just one angle!

**36.** What did the triangle say to the circle during an argument? “You’re just going in circles!”

**37.** Why did the triangle go to a comedy show? To get some good “tri” laughs!

**38.** What did the triangle say to the square who was bragging? “You’re so four-gone!”

**39.** Why did the triangle go to the dance party? To show off its acute moves!

**40.** What did the triangle say when it met the cone? “You’re so cone-case!”

**Best Triangle jokes**

Here are some **Best Triangle Jokes.**

**41.** Why did the Triangle go to school early? To get ahead of the curve!

**42.** What did one triangle say to the other about their friendship? “It’s always a cute one!”

**43.** Why did the triangle fail the driving test? It couldn’t make the right turns!

**44.** What’s a triangle’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Four-tune”!

**45.** Why did the triangle join the baseball team? It was great at catching fly balls!

**46.** What did the triangle say about the rectangle’s argument? “It’s a little square, don’t you think?”

**47.** Why did the triangle go to the art museum? To appreciate all the different angles!

**48.** What did the triangle say to the cube? “You’re so boxy!”

**49.** Why did the triangle start a band? Because it was good at harmonizing its angles!

**50.** What did the triangle say to the circle when it was feeling down? “Chin up – even I have my sharp moments!”

**Final Thoughts about Triangle Jokes**

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