100 Funny Turkey Jokes
Here are 100 Turkey Jokes and the Best Turkey Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Turkey Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Turkey and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
Turkey Puns
Here are our Top Funny Turkey Jokes.
1. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
2. What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, Google, Google!”
3. Why do turkeys always go “gobble, gobble”? Because they never learned proper table manners!
4. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “I’m stuffed!”
5. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had drumsticks!
6. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving? The turkey, of course!
7. How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you after Thanksgiving dinner!
8. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
9. What kind of music do turkeys like? They love “Poultry in Motion”!
10. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
11. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
12. Why do turkeys always go to school? To get “gobble-gatory” education!
13. What happened to the turkey at the talent show? It got “stuffing” reviews!
14. What did the turkey say to the hunter? “Quack, quack, quack!”
15. Why did the turkey cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
16. What do you call a turkey that’s got a great singing voice? A gob-bell!
17. Why do turkeys never say “please” and “thank you”? Because they are always too “fowl”!
18. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone!
19. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
20. Why did the turkey go to the beach? To get a little “sun-basted”!
21. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi, and a very full turkey!
22. How do you make a turkey float? You need root beer, vanilla ice cream, and a little bit of gobble-is!
23. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for the whole family!
24. What do you call a turkey that’s good at math? A “turkey-geon”!
25. Why did the turkey become a teacher? I had a lot of experience with “gobbledygook”!
26. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather? Fowl weather!
27. Why did the turkey go to school? To get “a little bit of zombification”!
28. What do you call a turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
29. Why did the turkey join a band? It had the perfect drumsticks!
30. What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, Google, Google!”
31. How can you make a turkey float? Add root beer, ice cream, and plenty of feathers!
32. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
33. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
34. How can you tell if a turkey is hiding in a tree? Its feathers will give it away!
35. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poltergeist!
36. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”? Because they never learned good table manners!
37. What happened to the turkey that got in a fight? It got the stuffing knocked out of it!
38. What do you call a turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want because it can’t hear you!
39. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”? Because they never learned how to say, “please” and “thank you”!
40. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!
41. How do you keep a turkey in suspense? “I’ll tell you after Thanksgiving dinner!”
42. Why did the turkey go to the talent show? To get “stuffing” reviews!
43. What do you call a dancing turkey? The “turkey trot”!
44. Why was the turkey at the movie theater? I wanted to see a chick flick!
45. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
46. Why did the turkey go to the beach? To get a little “sun-basted”!
47. What do you call a turkey that’s got a great singing voice? A gob-bell!
48. How do you make a turkey stew? Keep it waiting!
49. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “I’m stuffed!”
50. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had drumsticks!
51. How can you make a turkey float? Add root beer, ice cream, and plenty of feathers!
52. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
53. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
54. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving? The turkey, of course!
55. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “I’m stuffed!”
56. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had drumsticks!
57. How can you make a turkey float? Add root beer, ice cream, and plenty of feathers!
58. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
59. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
60. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving? The turkey, of course!
61. What do you call a turkey that’s got a great singing voice? A gob-bell!
62. How do you make a turkey stew? Keep it waiting!
63. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “I’m stuffed!”
64. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had drumsticks!
65. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
66. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
67. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving? The turkey, of course!
68. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had drumsticks!
69. How can you make a turkey float? Add root beer, ice cream, and plenty of feathers!
70. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
71. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
72. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving? The turkey, of course!
73. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? “I’m stuffed!”
74. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had drumsticks!
75. How can you make a turkey float? Add root beer, ice cream, and plenty of feathers!
76. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
77. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
78. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving? The turkey, of course!
79. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had drumsticks!
80. How can you make a turkey float? Add root beer, ice cream, and plenty of feathers!
81. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
82. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
83. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving? The turkey, of course!
84. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had drumsticks!
85. How can you make a turkey float? Add root beer, ice cream, and plenty of feathers!
86. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
87. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
88. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving? The turkey, of course!
89. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had drumsticks!
90. How can you make a turkey float? Add root beer, ice cream, and plenty of feathers!
Best Turkey jokes
Here are some Best Turkey Jokes.
91. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
92. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
93. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving? The turkey, of course!
94. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had drumsticks!
95. How can you make a turkey float? Add root beer, ice cream, and plenty of feathers!
96. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
97. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
98. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving? The turkey, of course!
99. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had drumsticks!
100. How can you make a turkey float? Add root beer, ice cream, and plenty of feathers!
Final thoughts about Turkey Jokes
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