100 Funny Whale Jokes
Here are 100 Whale Jokes and the Best Whale Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Whale Puns
Here are 100 Funny Whale Jokes for you:
1. Why did the whale blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
2. What’s a whale’s favorite game? Swallow the leader!
3. What do you call a talkative whale? A blabbermouth!
4. Why did the whale refuse to play hide and seek? I didn’t want to be a “huge” disappointment!
5. What did one whale say to the other at the party? “We’re having a whale of a time!”
6. What do you get when you cross a whale with a parrot? A bird that can carry a whale of a conversation!
7. How does a whale order fast food? It uses the “whale-in” service!
8. What did the baby whale say to its mom? “Mommy, you’re a big splash!”
9. What’s a whale’s favorite instrument? The harpoon!
10. How do whales stay in touch with their friends? Through “whale phones”!
11. Why do whales make great detectives? They always have a “killer” instinct!
12. What’s a whale’s favorite place to shop? The shopping “whale”!
13. What did the whale say when it bumped into the ship? “Sorry, it was a “whale”-accident!”
14. Why did the whale join the school band? It wanted to play the “bass” guitar!
15. What’s a whale’s favorite TV show? “Whale of Fortune”!
16. How do whales send messages underwater? They use “whale mail”!
17. What do you call a pod of musical whales? An orca-star!
18. What’s a whale’s favorite sport? Squid boxing!
19. Why did the whale bring a suitcase to the beach? It was going on a “whale-tactic” vacation!
20. What did the whale say to the seagull who stole its food? “You’re a real “beak-on”!”
21. How do whales stay cool in the summer? They hang out by the “whale” conditioning!
22. What do you call a whale with a great singing voice? An “opera” singer!
23. Why did the whale go to school? To get a “whale”-rounded education!
24. What do whales use to clean their houses? “WHALEpaper” towels!
25. Why don’t whales like fast food? Because they can’t “ketchup”!
26. What’s a whale’s favorite board game? Monopoly, because it’s all about making a “big splash” in the business world!
27. Why did the whale start a rock band? It wanted to be the “biggest” rockstar in the ocean!
28. What’s a whale’s favorite type of music? Anything with a “whale”-y beat!
29. Why was the whale always so happy? It had a “whale”-adjusted attitude!
30. What did the whale say when it saw its crush? “You’ve got me in deep “water”-wow!”
31. How do whales make their hair look good? With “whale” gel!
32. Why don’t whales ever play cards in the ocean? Too many “cheaters”!
33. What did the whale order at the restaurant? A “whale-done” steak!
34. Why did the whale refuse to lend money? It didn’t want to be a “lender” in troubled waters!
35. What did the whale say to the octopus who asked for a hug? “Sorry, I’m not into “tentacles” displays of affection!”
36. What’s a whale’s favorite candy? “Blubber” gum!
37. Why did the whale become a fashion designer? It had a great “sense of whale”!
38. What did the whale say when praised for being smart? “It’s all about “whale power”!”
39. Why did the whale bring a ladder to the party? To reach the “high” notes!
40. What did the whale say when it won the lottery? “I’m gonna make a “whale”-thy contribution!”
41. How do whales perform in concerts? They give a “fin-tastic” performance!
42. What’s a whale’s favorite movie genre? “Whale”-tastic adventures!
43. Why don’t whales ever take the bus? They don’t fit through the door!
44. What’s a whale’s favorite chocolate? “Whale”-nut!
45. What did the whale say when its friend told a bad joke? “You’re killing me!”
46. How do whales navigate through the ocean? They use a “whale” GPS!
47. Why did the whale become a librarian? It loved a good “tail”!
48. What did the whale say to the fish who passed by too close? “You’re “fin” trouble now!”
49. Why did the whale start a detective agency? It wanted to solve “whale”-y big mysteries!
50. What’s a whale’s favorite song to sing in the shower? “Baby Beluga”!
51. What did the whale say to the dolphin who told a bad joke? “Don’t worry, you’ll get “porpoise” in life!”
52. How do whales send romantic messages? They use “whalegrams”!
53. Why did the whale refuse to play cards with the shrimp? It didn’t want to get “shrimped” out!
54. What’s a whale’s favorite subject in school? “Humpback” history!
55. How do whales express their excitement? They do a “tail dance”!
56. Why did the whale bring a ladder to the beach? It wanted to get a “higher” perspective!
57. What did the whale say when it found treasure underwater? “This is a “whale”-y good day!”
58. What’s a whale’s favorite fruit? Water-“melon”!
59. How do whales know they’re old? They start getting “whale”-wiser!
60. What did the whale say to the crab who was always hiding? “You’re such a “shell”-fish creature!”
61. Why do whales never go on a diet? Because they’re already a “whale” of a size!
62. What’s a whale’s favorite hobby? Whale-watching!
63. How do you make a whale laugh? Tell it a “whale” of a joke!
64. Why did the whale bring a camera to the party? To “capture” all the fun moments!
65. What’s a whale’s favorite TV channel? The “whale”-E network!
66. How do whales keep their clothes clean? They use “whale” detergent!
67. What did the whale say to the shrimp who wanted to race? “Sure, I’ll give you a “head-start”!”
68. Why don’t whales ever get lost? They have a great “sea” sense of direction!
69. What’s a whale’s favorite dance move? The “whale” slide!
70. Why was the whale always the star of the show? It had a “whale”-of a personality!
71. How do whales tell jokes to each other? They use “whale”-speak!
72. What did the whale say to the ocean? “I’m in deep “trouble”!”
73. Why did the whale invite the crab to the party? It wanted to have a “shell” of a good time!
74. What’s a whale’s favorite car? A “whale” mobile!
75. How did the whale do on the exam? It got an “A”-whale!
76. What did the whale say when it met a dolphin? “You’re the “fin” the best friend I’ve ever met!”
77. Why did the whale always carry tissues? For “whale” -ing moments!
78. What’s a whale’s favorite type of cookie? “Blue-whale” cookies!
79. How do whales stay fit? They do “whale”-obits!
80. Why did the whale bring a map to the beach? It didn’t want to get “lost at sea”!
81. What did the whale say to the sea turtle? “You’re just too “slow”-serious!”
82. How do whales start a conversation? They say, “Whale, hello there!”
83. Why did the whale become a teacher? It wanted to spread its “whale”-edge!
84. What’s a whale’s favorite book? “Moby Dick”!
85. How do whales relax after a long day? They have a “whale”-deserved bubble bath!
86. Why don’t whales ever play cards in the desert? There are too many “sands” to deal with!
87. What did the whale say when it did something brave? “I’m “whale”-y courageous!”
88. How do you throw a party for a whale? You make a “whale”-of a cake!
89. What’s a whale’s favorite breakfast? “Whale”-shakes!
90. Why did the whale become a chef? It wanted to serve “whale”-cooked dishes!
Best Whale jokes
Here are some Best Whale Jokes.
91. What did the whale say to the sea lion who stole its fish? “You’re a real “sea-rious” thief!”
92. How do whales make phone calls? They use a “whale” phone!
93. Why did the whale start a comedy club? It loved “whale”-various jokes!
94. What’s a whale’s favorite type of art? “Whale”-graffiti!
95. How do whales know it’s time for lunch? They hear their “stomach” singing!
96. Why did the whale bring a pencil to the beach? To “whale”-mark the spot!
97. What did the whale say when it found out it won the lottery? “I’m a “whale”-thy millionaire!”
98. How do whales clean their clothes? They use a “whale”-in machine!
99. Why did the whale become a lifeguard? It was “fin”-tastic at swimming!
100. What’s a whale’s favorite type of music? “Blues” music, of course!
Final thoughts about Whale Puns
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