Here are 100 Worm Jokes and the Best Worm Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Here are 100 Funny Worm Jokes for you:
1. Why did the worm go on a diet? It wanted to stop feeling so sluggish!
2. What’s a worm’s favorite instrument? The squirmophone!
3. What did the worm say to the other worm on a rainy day? “Let’s go fishing!”
4. Why was the worm so good at math? It knew how to multiply with apples!
5. What do you call a worm with no teeth? A gummy worm!
6. How do you measure the length of a worm? In worm meters, of course!
7. What’s a worm’s favorite sport? Squirming!
8. What do you get when you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big holes in your garden!
9. What did the worm say to the caterpillar? “You’ll get there someday, just keep crawling!”
10. Why are worms so good at telling jokes? They always know how to worm their way into a punchline!
11. How do you throw a party for worms? You turnip the beet and let them dance!
12. What’s a worm’s favorite genre of music? Squirmy and wormy!
13. Why did the worm start a band? Because it could play the wriggler!
14. What did one worm say to the other after a long day of wriggling? “I’m all wiggled out!”
15. Why don’t worms like fast cars? They prefer to go at their own slow pace!
16. What’s a worm’s favorite movie? “The Adventures of Squirm-man and Slither-boy!”
17. What do you get when you cross a worm and a snail? A slow-moving squirm-ball!
18. Why did the worm become a computer programmer? It wanted to learn how to debug its DNA code!
19. What do you call a worm that tells tall tales? A fisherman’s best friend!
20. How do worms send secret messages? They use the squirm-to-squirm network!
21. Why did the worm buy a computer? I heard it could get some bite-sized snacks!
22. What did one worm say to the other when it got stuck in an apple? “We’ve dug ourselves into a hole!”
23. What’s a worm’s favorite dance move? The worm wiggle!
24. Why did the worm become an artist? I loved to draw squiggly masterpieces!
25. What do worms do for fun at a party? They have a wiggle-off dance competition!
26. Why did the worm win the dance competition? It had all the right moves and some slick slime!
27. What’s a worm’s favorite school subject? Earthworm science!
28. Why are Worms excellent musicians? They know how to hit all the right notes in the dirt!
29. What’s a worm’s favorite place to visit? The Big Squiggle!
30. Why did the worm refuse to play hide-and-seek? It didn’t want to be found in an apple core!
31. How do worms send love letters? With lots of hugs and squirms!
32. What did one worm say to the other before a big race? “Ready, set, squiggle!”
33. What do worms say when they meet each other? “Nice to meetcha, worm buddy!”
34. Why did the worm become a detective? It was great at finding wormholes!
35. What did the worm say to the beetle? “You’re so cool, you’re unbeatable!”
36. Why don’t worms argue with each other? They prefer to avoid getting into squabbles!
37. What did one worm say to the other on Halloween? “Trick or squirm!”
38. Why did the worm start an exercise program? It wanted to get fit and squiggly!
39. What’s a worm’s favorite bedtime story? “Alice in Squirm-Nederland!”
40. Why are worms, terrible poker players? They’re always giving away their hand!
41. What did the worm say to the fly? “I’ve got my eye on you!”
42. How do worms play tag? They say, “You’re it!” and then wiggle away!
43. Why did the worm start a vegetable garden? It wanted to turnip its life!
44. What’s a worm’s favorite game to play at the beach? Sand squiggles!
45. Why did the worm become an astronaut? It wanted to explore the squiggle verse!
46. What did the worm say to the bird? “Stop worm-ing your way into my business!”
47. How do worms travel? They go by the squirm boat!
48. Why did the Worm start a rock band? It wanted to make some earthworm music!
49. What’s a worm’s favorite fruit? Squiggle-berries!
50. Why did the Worm start a comedy club? I loved to hear people laugh and squirm!
51. What do you call a worm with a great sense of humor? A real squirmy joker!
52. Why did the worm go to school? To learn how to be a real bookworm!
53. What’s a worm’s favorite game? Twister, of course!
54. What did the worm say to the snail who stole its lunch? “You scar-go away from my food!”
55. Why did the worm join a circus? It wanted to show off its incredible contortionist skills!
56. What do worms do on a hot summer day? They head for the shade and stay cool!
57. How do worms keep their skin looking good? They use compost!
58. What’s a worm’s favorite candy? Gummy worms, naturally!
59. Why did the worm start a worm band? To play some rock ‘n’ roll classics like “Wiggle Me Tender” and “Great Balls of Slime”!
60. What did the worm say to its friend who was feeling down? “Cheer up, squiggles happen!”
61. How do worms celebrate their birthdays? With a wriggly cake and squirming presents!
62. Why did the worm go to the party alone? I didn’t want to bring a plus-one and make it a double date!
63. What’s a worm’s favorite ice cream flavor? Chunky wormy nut!
64. What did the worm say to the ant on the playground? “You can’t handle my squirm skills!”
65. Why did the worm start a worm-ercise class? To help others get fit and squiggly!
66. What’s a worm’s favorite game on a computer? Wormcraft!
67. What did the worm say when it found out it was going to be in a book? “I’m going to be a real bookworm!”
68. How do worms stay in shape? They take daily squirming laps!
69. What’s a worm’s favorite Disney movie? “The Squiggly Little Merworm”!
70. Why did the worm become a yoga instructor? It wanted to teach others how to relax and squirm!
71. What do you call a worm who loves to read? A lit-worm!
72. Why did the worm start a detective agency? To solve the case of the missing apple!
73. What’s a worm’s favorite dance style? The worm-ba!
74. Why are worms always happy? Because they have such a positive outlook on life!
75. What did the worm say to the centipede? “I’m one squirm closer to becoming you!”
76. What do worms use to send messages to each other? Slime mail!
77. Why was the worm so good at making friends? It was always up for a squiggle and a chat!
78. What’s a worm’s favorite superhero? Wonder Worm!
79. Why did the worm start a gardening club? To learn how to grow squiggle-shaped vegetables!
80. What did one worm say to the other after a long day of squirming? “I’m all tuckered out!”
81. How do worms travel long distances? They take the squiggle express!
82. Why did the worm go to the dentist? It needed a checkup on its wiggly teeth!
83. What’s a worm’s favorite game at the fair? The squirm wheel!
84. Why did the worm go to the dance party? To cut a rug and show off its dance moves!
85. What did the worm say to the bird that was chasing it? “Stop trying to worm your way into my lunch!”
86. How do worms greet each other? With a squirming handshake!
87. Why did the worm start a cooking show? It loved to share its favorite worm recipes!
88. What’s a worm’s favorite flower? The daffo-dill!
89. Why did the worm become a comedian? It wanted to make people laugh and squirm at the same time!
90. What did the worm say to the insect who was trying to beat it in a race? “You’re behind, squirm and slow!”
Best Worm jokes
Here are some Best Worm Jokes.
91. How do worms keep their desks organized? They use squirm clips!
92. What’s a worm’s favorite board game? Squirmopoly!
93. Why did the worm start a worm farm? To raise squiggle worms, of course!
94. What did the worm say to the grasshopper at the picnic? “Hey, hop over here and squirm with me!”
95. How do worms travel in groups? They form a squiggle line!
96. Why did the worm get a job at the bakery? It loved to make squirm muffins!
97. What’s a worm’s favorite game to play with friends? Hide-and-squirm!
98. Why did the worm start a fitness class? To help others get into squiggle shape!
99. What did the worm say to the spider who wanted to team up for a web business? “I’m more of a squiggle specialist!”
100. Why did the worm become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of why apples kept disappearing!
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