50 Funny Hamster Jokes
Here are 50 Hamster Jokes and the Best Hamster Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Hamster Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Hamsters and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
Hamster Puns
Here are 50 Funny Hamster Jokes for you:
1. What do you call a hamster with no legs? A furball!
2. Why did the hamster become a detective? It was an expert at hamstring clues!
3. How does a hamster party start? With a hamster dance-off!
4. What did the hamster say to the carrot? Peelings can be deceiving!
5. Why did the hamster join a band? It wanted to play the hamstermonica!
6. What’s a hamster’s favorite instrument? The hamster drum set!
7. Why did the hamster bring a ladder to the bar? I heard the drinks were in the house!
8. How do hamsters stay cool in the summer? They use hamster conditioners!
9. What did the hamster say to the wheel? “I’m going in circles, but I can’t get out!”
10. Why was the hamster always invited to parties? It was the best at hamstring the spotlight!
11. What’s a hamster’s favorite candy? Ham and Pez!
12. Why did the hamster apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to roll in the dough!
13. How do hamsters stay in shape? They do the hamsterobics!
14. What did the hamster say when it won the race? “I’m on a roll!”
15. What do you call a hamster with a golden tooth? Hamster Bling!
16. Why did the hamster go to art school? It wanted to master the art of masterpieces!
17. How did the hamster become an astronaut? It passed the astro-hamster training!
18. What do you call a hamster that can sing? A ham-star!
19. Why did the hamster become a chef? It was great at whipping up hamsterlicious meals!
20. What’s a hamster’s favorite type of music? Ham Rock!
21. How does a hamster write a best-selling novel? With a hamster writer!
22. What do you call a hamster with glasses? A smarty-pants hamster!
23. Why did the hamster start a gardening club? It wanted to grow some hamster plants!
24. What did one hamster say to another during a snowstorm? “Freeze, you’re surrounded by hamsters!”
25. How does a hamster get a good night’s sleep? It cuddles up with a hamster teddy bear!
26. What’s a hamster’s favorite game? Hamster Tag!
27. Why did the hamster get a ticket? It was caught speeding in its hamster ball!
28. What do you get when you cross a hamster and a flower? A hamstertulip!
29. How did the hamster make its computer faster? It added more hamster memory!
30. Why did the hamster become a lifeguard? It was an expert at hamstrokes!
31. What’s a hamster’s favorite fairytale? Hamstel and Gretel!
32. Why did the hamster go to the beach? To catch some waves on its hamster board!
33. What’s a hamster’s favorite sport? Hamsterball!
34. How did the hamster break the bank? It rolled in with its hamster wheel!
35. Why did the hamster go on a diet? It wanted to look good in its hamster ball swimsuit!
36. What do you call a hamster with a black belt in karate? A hamster-ninja!
37. Why did the hamster become a DJ? It knew how to drop the hamster eats!
38. What’s a hamster’s favorite TV show? “Hamster’s Got Talent!”
39. How did the hamster become a magician? It mastered the art of hamster illusions!
40. What’s a hamster’s favorite board game? Hamsteropoly!
Best Hamster jokes
Here are some Best Hamster Jokes.
41. Why did the hamster become a comedian? It was a natural at cracking hamster jokes!
42. What do you get when you cross a hamster and a snowman? Frosty the Snowhamster!
43. How did the hamster become a teacher? It aced all the hamster exams!
44. What’s a hamster’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Hamsters!”
45. Why did the hamster start a band? It wanted to be a hamster rock star!
46. How does a hamster send a letter? With a hamstamp!
47. What do you call a hamster that can do magic? A tactician!
48. Why did the hamster go to space? To explore the hamsteroid belt!
49. What’s a hamster’s favorite season? Hamster!
50. How did the hamster win the lottery? It was a lucky ham star!
Final thoughts about Hamster Puns
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