100 Funny Shoe Jokes
Here are 100 Funny Shoe Jokes and the Best Shoe Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Shoe Jokes. Find your favorite puns about shoes and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Shoe Jokes
Here are 100 jokes about shoes.
1. Why did the shoe go to therapy? It had too many sole-searching issues.
2. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little shoe in it.
3. What did one shoe say to the other shoe? “I’m all tied up right now!”
4. Why did the sneaker go to jail? It couldn’t stay out of treble.
5. What do you call a shoe that’s made out of a banana? A slipper!
6. Why did the shoe file a police report? It got mugged!
7. Did you hear about the shoe that went to the party? It had a great sole!
8. What did the shoelace say to the sneaker? “You’re knot like anyone else!”
9. How do you organize a space party? You “planet” ahead and bring your moon shoes!
10. Why did the shoe break up with the sock? It couldn’t stand the odor anymore.
11. What did the shoe say to the hat? “You go on ahead, I’ll follow you on foot!”
12. Why did the old shoe go to school? To get a little more “heel-thy” education.
13. What do you call a shoe that’s been banned from a race? A disqualified!
14. Why don’t shoes ever go on vacation? They’re afraid they’ll get tied up in knots.
15. What’s a shoe’s favorite type of movie? A sole-ful drama!
16. What’s a shoe’s least favorite ice cream flavor? Rocky road.
17. Why did the shoe fail the test? It didn’t have the right “tread” of knowledge.
18. What do you call a lazy shoe? A loafer!
19. Why did the shoe blush? Because it saw the laces!
20. What did one shoe say to the other shoe during a marathon? “We’re pounding the pavement today!”
21. Why did the shoe go to therapy? It had too much “heeling” to do.
22. What do you call a shoe that’s always ready to party? A “heel” of a good time!
23. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
24. What did the shoe say to the pants? “I’m tired of being walked all over!”
25. Why did the shoe go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit “run-down.”
26. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up in a tree and act like a nut!
27. What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were running late? “Let’s step on it!”
28. What’s a shoe’s favorite type of music? Soulful melodies!
29. Why did the shoe go to the art exhibit? It wanted to see the latest “heel frustrations.”
30. What did the shoe say to the impatient sock? “You need to learn how to wait your turn!”
31. Why did the shoe go to school early? I didn’t want to be tardy!
32. How do you organize a space party? You “planet” in advance!
33. What do you call a shoe that you can eat? A chew!
34. Why did the shoe become an astronaut? It wanted to take one small step for a shoe, one giant leap for shoe-kind!
35. What did the shoe say to the foot? “I’m your sole mate!”
36. How do shoes stay in shape? They do sneaker pics!
37. Why did the shoe go to the doctor? It had a case of sole-itis.
38. What do you call a shoe that you can eat? A sole food!
39. Why did the shoe go to the party alone? It lost its other half!
40. What did the shoe say to the hat? “You go on ahead, I’ll follow you on foot!”
41. How do you make a shoe smile? You tickle its toes!
42. Why was the shoe always happy? Because it had a great sole!
43. What do you call a shoe that’s also a calculator? A math sandal!
44. How do you make a shoe last longer? Don’t wear it out!
45. Why did the shoe get an award? Because it had the best sole performance!
46. What did the shoe say to the thief? “You better lace off!”
47. Why did the shoe blush? Because it saw the other shoes tied in a knot!
48. What do you call a shoe that’s always late? A slow-fer!
49. How do you know when a shoe is feeling sick? It becomes a little “heel-thy.”
50. Why was the shoe always calm? Because it had a good sole!
51. What do you call a shoe that you can’t trust? A backstabber!
52. How does a shoe flirt? It tries to sole-trace its way into someone’s heart!
53. Why was the shoe tired? It had been running all day!
54. What’s a shoe’s favorite type of sandwich? PB&J’s (Peanut Butter and Jelly shoes)!
55. Why did the shoe go to school? To get a little more “education”!
56. What do you call a shoe that’s been promoted? A high heel!
57. Why did the shoe fail the test? It didn’t have the right to “sole unions.”
58. How do you compliment a shoe? “You’re looking lace-tastic today!”
59. What’s a shoe’s favorite sport? Cross-country running!
60. Why did the shoe go to the therapist? It had too many “sole” searching questions!
61. What’s a shoe’s favorite type of chocolate? Chocolate!
62. How do you make a shoe float? You put it in the water with two scoops of ice cream!
63. Why did the shoe sit in the corner? It wanted to be a little “shy”!
64. What did the shoe say to the hat? “You go ahead, I’ll follow you on foot!”
65. Why did the shoe get an award? Because it was a “shoe-in” for success!
66. What do you call a shoe that you can eat? A sandal-wich!
67. How do you know when a shoe is sad? It has a “sole” -ful expression!
68. Why did the shoe blush? It saw the laces tied in a knot!
69. What’s a shoe’s favorite type of music? Soul!
70. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little shoe-tapping music on!
71. Why did the shoe apply for a job? It wanted to make a “heel”-thy living!
72. What do you call a shoe that’s always exciting? A pumped-up sneaker!
73. Why did the shoe call the police? It got mugged!
74. What did the shoe say to the pants? “You’re dragging me down!”
75. Why did the shoe go to the gym? It wanted to get fit and “heel-thy”!
76. What’s a shoe’s favorite dessert? Shuffle!
77. How do shoes stay in shape? They do “soul” yoga!
78. Why did the shoe bring a ladder to the bar? I heard the drinks were in the house!
79. What do you call a shoe that you can’t trust? A flip-flop!
80. Why was the shoe so excited? It was laced with anticipation!
81. What do you call a shoe that’s been around the world? A well-traveled sole!
82. How do you make a shoe pop? You step on bubblegum!
83. Why was the shoe so good at solving mysteries? It had a great “sleuth”!
84. What did the shoe say to the hat? “You’re looking tip-top!”
85. Why did the shoe go to the doctor? It had a case of the “tongue” twisted!
86. What do you call a shoe that’s always telling jokes? A “comedy sneaker”!
87. Why did the shoe go to school early? It wanted to get a head start on the day!
88. What’s a shoe’s favorite flower? A “sneaker-doodle”!
89. How did the shoe become famous? It had a great sole story!
90. Why did the shoe go to the party alone? It didn’t have a “sole” mate!
Best Shoe Puns
Here are some Best Shoe Puns.
91. What did the shoe say to the shirt? “Stop buttoning in on my style!”
92. How do shoes communicate with each other? Through “sole” phones!
93. Why was the shoe feeling down? It couldn’t tie up its problems!
94. What’s a shoe’s favorite hobby? Shoecrafting!
95. How do shoes keep their cool? They stay away from hot tempers!
96. Why did the shoe go to the doctor? It had a sole infection!
97. What do you call a shoe that’s also a pastry? A “puff pastry pump”!
98. Why did the shoe get a promotion? Because it had a great work ethic!
99. What did one shoe say to the other shoe on Valentine’s Day? “I’m sole-mate searching!”
100. Why did the shoe go to school? It wanted to get a “well-heeled” education!
Final Thoughts about Shoe Jokes
I hope these Shoe jokes brought a smile to your face! You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more Clothing Jokes
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