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100 Funny Weddings Jokes

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Here are 100 Funny Weddings Jokes and the Best Weddings Puns for Kids and Adults.

Here is our top list of Weddings Jokes. Find your favorite puns about weddings and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.

Weddings Jokes

Here are 100 jokes about Weddings.

1. Why did the wedding cake go to therapy? It had too many layers of emotional baggage.

2. What do you call a group of musical wedding planners? A bridal chorus.

3. I used to play hide and seek with my wedding ring. But now I’m married, and I can’t seem to find the time.

4. Why was the math book sad at the wedding? It couldn’t find a single solution for eternal love.

5. Did you hear about the guy who brought a ladder to his wedding? He heard it was a high-stakes event.

6. Why did the bride refuse to play hide and seek at her wedding? She didn’t want to be left altar-ed.

7. What did the groom say when he forgot his wedding vows? “I do…uhh, hold on, let me check my pockets.”

8. Why did the wedding photographer go broke? He lost focus and couldn’t develop any meaningful relationships.

9. How do you make a tissue dance at a wedding? You put a little boogie in it.

10. Why did the wedding bouquet file a police report? It was robbed of its chance to catch the bride’s bouquet.

11. What did the wedding DJ say when the bride requested a song? “I promise to play it, for richer or for poorer.”

12. Why did the wedding cake go to the doctor? It was feeling a little crumby.

13. What did the bride do when she caught her wedding dress cheating? She had a bridal gown talk with it.

14. Why did the wedding planner go to jail? They were charged with excessive punishment.

15. What’s a skeleton’s favorite part of a wedding? The “I bone-take thee” part.

16. Why did the groom wear a belt made of watches to the wedding? He wanted to make sure it was a timely event.

17. Why did the bride invite a baker to the wedding? To make sure it was a sweet ceremony.

18. How do you turn a wedding cake into a tropical fruit? Add “I do” bits.

19. Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? To take her relationship to the next level.

20. Why did the couple have their wedding at the gym? They wanted a strong start to their marriage.

21. Why did the wedding photographer get arrested? He was caught taking illegal shots.

22. What do you call a wedding between two television antennas? A high-definition marriage.

23. Why did the bride refuse to dance at the wedding? She didn’t want to step on anyone’s toes.

24. Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? She heard it was going to be a high-profile event.

25. What’s a vampire’s favorite part of a wedding? The “till death do us part” promise.

26. Why did the wedding guests bring backpacks? They wanted to carry away the memories.

27. What do you call a wedding with only one guest? A “waste” of time.

28. Why did the groom bring a mirror to the wedding? So he could see himself getting married.

29. What’s a computer’s favorite part of a wedding? The byte-sized pieces of cake.

30. Why did the bride bring a shovel to the wedding? In case someone said, “Speak now or forever hold your peace.”

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31. What’s a cow’s favorite part of a wedding? The “moo”-sic.

32. Why did the wedding cake blush? Because it saw the bride and groom’s icing kisses.

33. Why did the wedding guests bring umbrellas? They heard it was going to be a shower of love.

34. What’s a mummy’s favorite part of a wedding? The wrap-up party!

35. Why did the bride bring a GPS to the wedding? To make sure she never loses her way.

36. What’s a spider’s favorite part of a wedding? The “web”-ding vows.

37. Why did the wedding photographer go to jail? He was framed for capturing hearts.

38. What did the groom say when he lost his wedding ring in the ocean? “I guess it’s time to see other people.”

39. Why did the bride bring a clock to the wedding? She wanted to make sure she was on “time” for her big day.

40. What’s a penguin’s favorite part of a wedding? The “ice”-breaking ceremony.

41. Why did the wedding planner start a bakery? They wanted to rise to the occasion.

42. What did the groom say when he forgot his wedding vows? “Can someone pass me the cheat sheet?”

43. Why did the wedding cake go to therapy? It had too many layers of emotions to sort through.

44. What’s a fire’s favorite part of a wedding? The “spark”-ling couple.

45. Why did the bride bring a magnifying glass to the wedding? To see the little details that make love special.

46. What did the groom say when he lost the wedding rings in the forest? “Looks like we’ll have to go back to the ring-cycling stage.”

47. Why did the wedding cake go to the gym? It wanted to work on its tiers.

48. What’s a tree’s favorite part of a wedding? The “bark” -ing of love.

49. Why did the bride bring a ladder to the wedding? She heard the groom was on cloud nine.

50. Why did the wedding planner become an astronaut? They wanted to help couples take their love to new heights.

51. What’s a giraffe’s favorite part of a wedding? The “neck”-tabular fashion.

52. Why did the bride bring a map to the wedding? In case she got lost in the aisle.

53. What did the groom say when he forgot his wedding ring at home? “I guess I’m not fully committed.”

54. Why did the wedding cake apply for a job? It wanted to earn its “just desserts.”

55. What’s a plant’s favorite part of a wedding? The “grow” -ing love between the couple.

56. Why did the bride bring a kite to the wedding? She wanted to let love soar.

57. What did the groom say when he lost the wedding rings on a mountain? “Looks like we’re in for a rocky start.”

58. Why did the wedding cake start a workout routine? It wanted to be a “fit” dessert.

59. What’s a whale’s favorite part of a wedding? The “whale”-come party.

60. Why did the bride bring a telescope to the wedding? To keep an eye on her future.

61. What did the groom say when he lost the wedding rings in a cave? “I guess we’ll have to find our way out of this ring tangle.”

62. Why did the wedding cake become an artist? It wanted to paint a sweet picture of love.

63. What’s a bee’s favorite part of a wedding? The “hive”-five with the couple.

64. Why did the bride bring a treasure map to the wedding? She knew her love story was a priceless journey.

65. What did the groom say when he lost the wedding rings in a jungle? “Looks like we’re swinging into a ring-search adventure.”

66. Why did the wedding cake start meditating? It wanted to find the inner “peace” of frosting.

67. What’s a train’s favorite part of a wedding? The “track” -tion on the couple’s love journey.

68. Why did the bride bring a flashlight to the wedding? To shine a light on her happily ever after.

69. What did the groom say when he lost the wedding rings in the desert? “Looks like we’re in for a sand-national search.”

70. Why did the wedding cake start a dance class? It wanted to learn how to “twist” and shout.

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71. What’s a dolphin’s favorite part of a wedding? The “splash”-y entrance of the bride.

72. Why did the bride bring a magnifying glass to the wedding? To read between the lines of her love story.

73. What did the groom say when he lost the wedding rings on a cruise? “Looks like we’re sailing into a ring-recovery mission.”

74. Why did the wedding cake start a podcast? It had a lot of “layers” to share.

75. What’s a robot’s favorite part of a wedding? The “coded” expressions of love.

76. Why did the bride bring an umbrella to the wedding? In the case of a love shower.

77. What did the groom say when he lost the wedding rings on a roller coaster? “Looks like our marriage is taking a loop-the-loop.”

78. Why did the wedding cake start a gardening club? It wanted to “blossom” with love.

79. What’s a cloud’s favorite part of a wedding? The “fluffy” white dress.

80. Why did the bride bring a magic wand to the wedding? To add some enchantment to her special day.

81. What did the groom say when he lost the wedding rings in a cave full of bats? “Looks like we’re batty for each other.”

82. Why did the wedding cake become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to dish out some “s3ice”-of-life humor.

83. What’s a mountain’s favorite part of a wedding? The “peak” of emotion.

84. Why did the bride bring a telescope to the wedding? To see love’s universe in her partner’s eyes.

85. What did the groom say when he lost the wedding rings in a haunted house? “Looks like our love story just got a ghostly twist.”

86. Why did the wedding cake start a movie marathon? It wanted to watch romantic “roll” -er coasters.

87. What’s a snail’s favorite part of a wedding? The “slow”-motion walk down the aisle.

88. Why did the bride bring a compass to the wedding? To ensure her love was always pointed in the right direction.

89. What did the groom say when he lost the wedding rings in a maze? “Looks like our love is taking a twisty turn.”

90. Why did the wedding cake start a puzzle club? It wanted to piece together moments of joy.

Best Weddings Puns

Here are some Best Weddings Puns.

91. What’s a rainbow’s favorite part of a wedding? The colorful celebration of love.

92. Why did the bride bring a map to the wedding? To mark the beginning of her love’s journey.

93. What did the groom say when he lost the wedding rings in a library? “Looks like our love story needs a novel solution.”

94. Why did the wedding cake start a yoga class? It wanted to find its center of sweetness.

95. What’s a sloth’s favorite part of a wedding? The “relaxed” -ing atmosphere.

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96. Why did the bride bring a compass to the wedding? To always find her way back to love.

97. What did the groom say when he lost the wedding rings in a corn maze? “Looks like we’re in for a maize-ing adventure.”

98. Why did the wedding cake start a cooking show? It wanted to whip up some sweet love recipes.

99. What’s a moon’s favorite part of a wedding? The romantic “crescent” of the night.

100. Why did the wedding planner start a farm? They wanted to help people tie the “knot.”

Final Thoughts about Weddings Jokes

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