50 Funny Alcohol Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Alcohol Jokes and the Best Alcohol Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Alcohol Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Alcohol and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
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Here is the collection of 50 Alcohol jokes.
1. Why did the wine file a police report? It got mugged!
2. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The wine cellar – there’s nothing to eat!
3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
4. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, especially after a few drinks!
6. What do you call someone who refuses to sit on barstools? A stand-up guy!
7. Why did the beer go to school? It wanted to be a little bit brilliant!
8. My friend said he didn’t understand cloning. I replied, “That makes two of us.”
9. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still, no idea.
10. Why do bartenders make bad comedians? Because they can’t handle the punchlines!
11. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, especially after a few drinks!
12. What do you call a snowman party with alcohol? A slush fund!
13. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, but it let out a little whine!
14. Why did the beer file a police report? It got mugged!
15. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
16. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
17. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
18. Why don’t some people trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
19. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
20. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
21. Why did the bartender break up with the gin? He found it too distasteful.
22. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
23. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
24. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
25. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
26. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
27. Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date!
28. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
29. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You might think it’s R, but it’s the C they love!
30. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
31. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
32. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
33. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
34. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
35. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You might think it’s R, but it’s the C they love!
36. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
37. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
38. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
39. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
40. Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date!
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41. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
42. Why don’t some people trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
43. Why do bartenders make bad comedians? Because they can’t handle the punchlines!
44. Why did the beer go to school? It wanted to be a little bit brilliant!
45. What do you call a snowman party with alcohol? A slush fund!
46. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, but it let out a little whine!
47. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
48. Why did the bartender break up with the gin? He found it too distasteful.
49. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The wine cellar – there’s nothing to eat!
50. What do you call someone who refuses to sit on barstools? A stand-up guy!
Final Thoughts about Alcohol Jokes
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