100 Funny Banana Jokes
Here are 100 Funny Banana Jokes and the Best Banana Jokes for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top collection of Banana Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Bananas and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
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Here are 100 Funny Banana Jokes for you:
1. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
2. What do you call two bananas? A bunch of trouble.
3. What is a banana’s favorite gymnastic move? The split!
4. How do you catch a monkey? Climb a tree and act like a banana.
5. What do you call a banana that won’t let go? A banana split.
6. What do you say to a sad banana? “Cheer up, things will turn yellow!”
7. What did the banana say to the dog? “Peel!”
8. How did the unripe banana feel? Green with envy.
9. Why did the banana go to school? To become a banana split.
10. What do you get when you cross a banana and a comedian? A bunch of funny puns.
11. Why did the banana get elected as president? Because it had a lot of appeal.
12. What is a banana’s favorite song? “Peel Good” by James Brown.
13. What did the banana do when it heard a funny joke? It split its sides.
14. How do bananas stay healthy? They eat lots of a-peel.
15. What did the banana say to the elephant? “Nothing, bananas can’t talk!”
16. What do you call a bunch of musical bananas? A bunch of ‘bananacians.’
17. Why did the banana go to the party? It didn’t want to split.
18. Why did the banana go to the doctor again? It wasn’t peeling any better.
19. What do you get when you cross a banana and a dragon? A fire-breathing fruit.
20. How do you make a banana smile? You tell it a banana joke.
21. What do you call a gorilla that banana? A banana-nana-nana-nana enthusiast.
22. Why did the banana get in trouble? Because it was a real fruit loop.
23. What did the banana say to the hat? “You go ahead, I’ll just hang around.”
24. What is a banana’s favorite game show? “Peel or No Peel.”
25. What do you call a banana that tells jokes? A comedian-ana.
26. Why did the banana visit the doctor’s office? It wasn’t peeling very well.
27. How do you get a monkey to laugh? Tell it a banana joke.
28. What do bananas do when they see monkeys? They split!
29. What did one banana say to the other when they saw people peeling them? “Oh, the humanity!”
30. Why did the banana put on sunscreen? It didn’t want to peel.
31. How do you organize a banana party? You “split” Do they bill?
32. How do bananas travel? They go by a yellow cab.
33. What do you get if you cross a banana and a monkey? A banana that wants to peel itself!
34. What do you call a monkey that loves bananas? A chimpanzealot.
35. What do you call a banana in sunglasses? A “cool” banana.
36. How do you unlock a banana? With a “monkey.”
37. What did the banana say to the lemon? “Yellow, nice to meet you!”
38. Why did the banana bring a ladder? To climb over the wall.
39. What do you call a bunch of bananas? What do you call a banana that likes to dance? A banana shake.
40. How do you make a banana split in half? Use a knife and say, “Split, banana, split!”
41. What did one banana say to the other banana? “You’re a-peeling!”
42. What’s a banana’s favorite type of music? Peel-good tunes!
43. Why did the banana go to school? To learn how to be a smart fruit!
44. How do you make a banana float? Add root beer and a scoop of ice cream, of course!
45. What do you call a banana that tells jokes? A funny fruit!
46. How do bananas cut their hair? With banana clips!
47. What do you get if you cross a banana and a snowman? Frostbite!
48. Why did the banana put on sunscreen? Because it didn’t want to peel!
49. What do you call a banana that can’t move? A plantain!
50. What did one banana say to the other when they saw a monkey? “We’d better split!”
51. Why did the banana go to the party? Because it was a-peeling!
52. How did the banana go to work? By yellow cab!
53. What do you call a naughty banana? A bad-a-peel!
54. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
55. What do you say to a sad banana? “Cheer up, things will peel better!”
56. What’s a banana’s favorite day of the week? Sundae!
57. How do bananas travel? They drive in their banana-mobiles!
58. Why did the banana get a passport? It wanted to go on a tropical vacation!
59. What do you call a banana that plays guitar? A banana jam!
60. How do you make a banana disappear? Eat it!
61. What’s a banana’s favorite type of movie? A peel-good comedy!
62. What do you call a banana that can’t sing? A banana split!
63. How do you make a banana laugh? Tell it a funny peel!
64. What did the banana say to the refrigerator? “Close the door, I’m getting chilly!”
65. Why did the banana go to school? To improve its “a-peel”!
66. What do you call a banana that goes to outer space? An astro-nana!
67. How do you catch a monkey with a banana? Hide in the jungle and make banana noises!
68. What do you call a banana that tells time? A fruit clock!
69. Why did the banana get a promotion? It had a-peel-ing qualifications!
70. What’s a banana’s favorite kind of bread? Banana bread, of course!
71. How do you make a banana split without ice cream? Give it a karate chop!
72. What do you call a banana with a great personality? Amazing!
73. Why did the banana go to the hair salon? It needed a new split-end style!
74. What’s a banana’s favorite dance move? The peel and twist!
75. Why did the banana wear sunscreen? It didn’t want to turn into a raisin!
76. What do you call a group of bananas playing music? A fruit band!
77. How do you make a banana shake? Frighten it and watch it tremble!
78. What did the banana say to the monkey? “Peel me alone!”
79. Why did the banana go to the party? Because it knew it would be a-peeling!
80. What’s a banana’s favorite type of math? Banana-nometry!
81. What do you call a sad banana? A blue-nana.
82. How do bananas feel when they get sunburned? They’re in a real “jam”!
83. What do you call a banana that can’t skate? A bruised fruit!
84. Why did the banana go to space? To find its missing peel-o-naut.
85. How do you make a banana laugh? Tell it a funny joke and wait for the “a-peel”!
86. What do you call a banana with a sunburn? Peel-y hot!
87. Why did the banana put on a sweater? It was feeling a bit un-peel-y.
88. How do you know when a banana is dancing? It starts to “peel” the rhythm!
89. What’s a banana’s favorite exercise? Peel-ups!
90. Why did the banana go to the library? It wanted to find a good “a-peel” to read.
91. What do you call a banana that becomes a detective? Sherlock Holmes-a-nana!
92. How do you make a banana float? Put it in water and wait for it to go “banana-nanas”!
93. What’s a banana’s favorite type of bread? Rye-peat bread!
94. Why did the banana go to the gym? It wanted to work on its banana sculpting.
95. What did the banana say to the orange? “You’re a-peeling too!”
96. Why did the banana go to the party alone? I couldn’t find a date!
97. How do you fix a broken banana? With a banana split.
98. What do you call a banana with a great sense of humor? A hilarious fruit!
99. Why did the banana go to the beach? It wanted to have a “peeling” good time.
100. How do you make a banana laugh? You tickle its peel-y funny bone!
Best Banana Jokes
Here are some Best Banana Jokes for you:
1. What did one banana say to the other when they saw a monkey? “Let’s split before it finds us!”
2. Why did the banana go to school? To learn about its “a-peeling” history.
3. How do you make a banana stand? Take away its chair!
4. What do you call a banana that likes to tell stories? A banana-narrator.
5. Why did the banana get a promotion at work? It had a-peel-ing qualifications!
6. What’s a banana’s favorite type of music? Peel-y Dan!
7. Why did the banana go to the dance party? To do the banana split!
8. How do bananas answer the phone? “Yellow?”
9. What do you call a banana that can’t stop telling jokes? A banana comedian.
10. How do you know when a banana is ready for action? It’s peeling pumped!
11. What’s a banana’s favorite type of game? Peel and seek!
12. How do you make a banana laugh? Tell it a bunch of appealing jokes!
13. What did the banana say to the blender? “Help! I’m going bananas in here!”
14. Why did the banana go to the party alone? I didn’t want to split the fun with anyone else!
15. How do you make a banana shake? Give it a good scare and watch it tremble!
16. What did the banana say to the apple? “You’re the apple of my peel!”
17. How did the banana propose to the orange? With a “peel” ring!
18. What’s a banana’s favorite type of car? A “peel” mobile!
19. Why did the banana go to the comedy club? It wanted to find its “a-peel” of laughter.
20. How do you make a banana laugh on command? You say, “Peel, I command you to laugh!”
21. What did one banana say to the other when they saw people eating them? “Oh no, it’s a-peeling!”
22. Why did the banana go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a date that matched its “a-peel.”
23. How do you know when a banana is sleeping? It’s in a “peel” ow state.
24. What’s a banana’s favorite type of movie? A feel-good romantic comedy!
25. Why did the banana go to the doctor’s office? It needed a check-up for its peeling skin.
I hope these additional Banana Jokes add even more laughter to your day!
Final thoughts about Banana Jokes
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