100 Funny Apple Jokes
Here are 100 Funny Apple Jokes and the Best Apple Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Apple Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about apples and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
Apple puns
Here is the collection of 100 Apple jokes.
1. Why did the apple go to school? Because it wanted to be an intelligent apple!
2. What did one apple say to the other apple at the party? “You’re looking apple-ling!”
3. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down the hill!
4. Why did the apple go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
5. What do you call a dancing apple? A fruit loop!
6. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
7. What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
8. How do you fix a broken apple? With apple glue!
9. What did the apple say to the orange? “You’re appealing!”
10. Why did the apple break up with the banana? They couldn’t find common ground!
11. How do you know when an apple is sad? It starts to turn cider!
12. What do you call an apple that plays the guitar? A jam session!
13. Why did the apple go to outer space? To visit the Milky Way!
14. How do you catch an apple? With a pineapple!
15. How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden!
16. Why did the apple go to the party? It wanted to be the core of attention!
17. What do you call an apple that is afraid to jump? A scaredy-apple!
18. How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down the stairs!
19. Why did the apple go to the gym? I wanted to get a core workout!
20. What’s an apple’s favorite kind of exercise? Fruit-ice!
21. Why did the apple break up with the orange? It couldn’t peel the connection anymore!
22. What did the apple say to the grape? “Stop whining, and let’s roll!”
23. Why did the apple go to the beach? It wanted to get a little suicide!
24. How do you make an apple float? Take away its chair!
25. Why did the apple run away from home? It didn’t want to be a rotten apple!
26. What do you call an apple that plays sports? A fruit jock!
27. Why did the apple go to the baseball game? It wanted to be a “home run” apple!
28. What’s an apple’s favorite type of clothing? A Granny Smith!
29. Why did the apple go to school early? I didn’t want to miss the “core” curriculum!
30. What did the apple say to the pear? “You’re looking perfect!”
31. Why did the apple go on a diet? It wanted to be a “slim” apple!
32. How do you make an apple laugh? Tell it a “corny” joke!
33. What did the apple say to the orange during their race? “You’re gonna get peeled!”
34. Why did the apple take up knitting? It wanted to make some apple sweaters!
35. What do you get when you cross an apple and a shellfish? A crab-apple!
36. How do you fix a broken apple pie? Use apple-tape!
37. Why did the apple go to the party alone? I couldn’t find a date!
38. What do you get if you cross an apple with a banana? A fruit salad!
39. How do you make an apple turnover without a recipe? Push it down a hill!
40. Why did the apple go to space? It wanted to visit the Big Dipper!
41. What did the apple say to the orange on Valentine’s Day? “You’re a-peeling!”
42. Why did the apple break up with the orange? It found a new squeeze!
43. How do you make an apple puff? Chase it with a hairdryer!
44. What did the apple tree say to the apple? “Stop dropping out of school!”
45. Why did the apple go to the art class? It wanted to learn to draw itself!
46. What did one apple say to the other apple in the gym? “You’re looking, McIntosh!”
47. How do you know if an apple is a musician? It can “orchestrate” a melody!
48. Why did Apple start a band? It wanted to be the “core” member!
49. What’s an apple’s favorite music genre? Jam Sessions!
50. Why did the apple become a comedian? It wanted to make people laugh till they turned red like it!
51. How does an apple get its hair done? It goes to the “Fruit Salon”!
52. Why did the apple go to the dentist? It needed a filling!
53. What do you get if you cross an apple with a comedian? A fruit that’s always “punch-line” ready!
54. What did the apple say to the orange during their race? “You’re gonna get juiced!”
55. Why did the apple become a detective? It wanted to investigate the “core” of every mystery!
56. What do you call an apple that’s a crybaby? A “weeping” willow!
57. Why did the apple go to school with a bandage? It wanted to be a “bruised” fruit!
58. How do you make an apple turnover quickly? Push it out of an airplane!
59. What did the apple say to the mirror? “You’re looking a-peeling today!”
60. Why did the apple go to the beach party? It wanted to have a “seedy” good time!
61. What do you call a severe apple? A “solemn” apple!
62. How do you make an apple smile? Cut it into slices!
63. Why did the apple go to the bar? It wanted to get “cider” under the influence!
64. What did the apple say to the banana? “You’re a-peeling to me!”
65. How do you make an apple tart? Chase it around the garden until it’s exhausted!
66. Why did the apple start a fight with the orange? It wanted to “squeeze” out some juice!
67. What did one apple say to the other apple while telling a secret? “Don’t spill the juice!”
68. How do you make an apple pie laugh? Tickling its peel!
69. Why did the apple become an actor? It wanted to play the “star” role!
70. What do you call an apple that’s not ready to pick? A “fruitless” endeavor!
71. Why did the apple blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
72. How do you make an apple happy? Please give it a little cider!
73. What did the apple say to the orange in a dance-off? “Let’s get this fruit party started!”
74. Why did the apple go on vacation? It wanted to get away from the daily grind!
75. How do you make an apple turnover in a hurry? Throw it in the air and shout, “Apple turnover!”
76. What’s an apple’s favorite type of footwear? Granny “Smith” shoes!
77. Why did the apple go to the gym? It wanted to keep the doctor away with a good workout!
78. What do you call an apple that’s good at karate? A “Chop-chop” apple!
79. How did the apple propose to the orange? It got down on one knee and said, “Orange, you glad I asked?”
80. Why did the apple go to the movie theater? I wanted to see a “fruitful” film!
81. What’s an apple’s favorite type of vehicle? A “fruit” loop!
82. Why did Apple get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
83. How do you make an apple giggle? Tickle its core!
84. What do you call an apple that’s a great storyteller? A “fruitful” raconteur!
85. Why did the apple go bungee jumping? It wanted to experience the ultimate “free-fall”!
86. Why did the apple go to the dance party? I heard it was going to be a “juicy” affair!
87. What do you call an apple that’s an expert in martial arts? A “kick-apple”!
88. Why did the apple go to the music concert? It wanted to be in the “core”-an orchestra!
89. I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face! Enjoy!
90. Why did the apple break up with the orange? They couldn’t find a typical “citrus”!
91. What do you call an apple that loves to travel? A globe-trotting fruit!
92. How do you make an apple turnover without dropping it? Use a trampoline!
93. Why did the apple go to the party dressed as a banana? It wanted to blend in!
94. What do you get when you cross an apple with a snowman? Frosty fruit!
95. How do you make an apple sauce? Give it a little sugar and a tiny microphone!
96. Why did the apple go to the dentist? It needed a crown!
97. What did the apple say to the orange during their basketball game? “I’m gonna juice you!”
98. How do you make an apple sneeze? Pepper it with tickles!
99. Why did the apple refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting “bitten”!
100. What do you call an apple that’s a late bloomer? A procrastinating fruit!
Best apple jokes
Here is our Best Apple Jokes Collection.
1. How do you make an apple happy? Please give it a big, fruity hug!
2. Why did Apple get a promotion at work? It was the “core” of the team!
3. What did the apple say to the pineapple when they met for the first time? “You’re spiky!”
4. How do you make an apple turnover on a computer? Press Ctrl + Alt + Delicious!
5. Why did the apple go to the gym with a carrot? They wanted to become a healthy duo!
6. What’s an apple’s favorite type of exercise? Crunches!
7. Why did the apple go to the music concert? I wanted to see the apple cause!
8. How do you make an apple stop rolling? Just yell, “Cut!” and it’ll freeze!
9. What do you call a scared apple? A trembling fruit!
10. Why did the apple break up with the watermelon? They couldn’t find the seeds of love!
11. How do you make an apple float in the water? Use a watermelon as a lifebuoy!
12. Why did the apple become a detective? It had a knack for finding “fruitful” evidence!
13. What did the apple say to the banana in the hot sun? “Let’s peel off this beach!”
14. How do you make an apple turnover into a comedy routine? Add some apple sauce!
15. Why did the apple go to the art museum? I wanted to see the “fruit” exhibits!
16. What do you call a sad apple? A bruised fruit!
17. How do you make an apple sleep? Tuck it in and sing it a lullaby!
18. Why did the apple go on a date with the pear? They heard it was a “pair” -a perfect match!
19. What did the apple say to the pear when they played hide-and-seek? “You’re a great ‘pear’ at hiding!”
20. How do you make an apple pie more interesting? Use pear pressure!
21. Why did the apple turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
22. What do you call an apple that plays basketball? A dribble apple!
23. How do you make an apple smile? Tell it a fruity joke!
24. Why did the apple go to the comedy club? I wanted to be a “fruit” stand-up comedian!
25. What did the apple say to the orange during their race? “You better peel out!”
26. How do you make an apple tree grow money? Plant a bank next to it!
27. Why did the apple go on a roller coaster? It wanted to experience the apple-sizing thrill!
28. What do you call an apple that’s full of jokes? A pun-apple!
29. How do you make an apple and take a bath? You bob it up and down in the apple tub!
30. Why did the apple go to the football game? It wanted to be a “quarterback” apple!
31. What do you call an apple that’s a smooth talker? A “charming” fruit!
32. What do you call an apple that’s always telling stories? An “apple”!
33. How do you make an apple float in the air? Take away its “G”!
34. Why did the apple go to the library? It wanted to find some “fruitful” information!
35. What did the apple say to the orange in the boxing ring? “I’m going to juice you!”
36. How do you make an apple happy? Please give it a little squeeze!
37. Why did the apple get in trouble at school? It couldn’t stop “core”-ecting the teacher!
38. Why did the apple go to the casino? It wanted to become a “jackpot” apple!
39. What do you call an apple that’s a great singer? A “croon” apple!
40. How do you make an apple stop running? Take away its sneakers!
Final thoughts about Apples Jokes
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