60 Funny Burger Jokes
Here are 60 Funny Burger Jokes and the Best Burger Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Burger Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Burger and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
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Here is the collection of 60 Burger jokes.
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing the burger was wearing!
2. What did the burger name its child? Patty!
3. What do you call a burger that you can’t trust? A shifty beef patty!
4. Why did the burger go to the gym? To get better buns!
5. How do you make a hamburger laugh? You tickle its pickle!
6. What do you call a burger that you’ve been avoiding? An overdue meet-up!
7. Why did the lettuce go to the burger’s party? Because it wanted to be a good leaf!
8. What’s a burger’s favorite dance move? The “lettuce” waltz!
9. How do you fix a broken hamburger? Use burger glue!
10. What do you call a burger that won’t shut up? A big-mouthed beef patty!
11. Why did the tomato turn down the bun’s marriage proposal? It couldn’t ketchup with commitment!
12. How do you get a hamburger to stop biting people? Make it wear a leash!
13. What do you call a burger that’s way too cool? A rebel without sauce!
14. Why did the burger break up with the hot dog? It couldn’t handle its frank attitude!
15. What did the bun say to the burger? “You’re the meat of my dreams!”
16. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a hamburger bun!
17. Why did the burger go to school? It wanted to get a little “greater” education!
18. What’s a hamburger’s favorite game? “Meat and Seek”!
19. Why did the tomato turn to the dark side? It wanted to become a Sith sauce!
20. What do you call a burger with a great singing voice? A crunchy patty!
21. How do you make a hamburger float? With a root beer!
22. Why did the burger get an award? Because it was a “well-done” performance!
23. What do you call a burger that you play music with? A jammin’ patty!
24. Why did the pickle go to therapy? It had too many emotional gherkins!
25. What do you call a burger that’s always on time? Punctual patty!
26. Why did the onion make the burger cry? Because it told a tearful story!
27. What do you call a burger that likes to play hide and seek? A “where’s the beef” patty!
28. Why did the burger join the band? It had good “beef” with the rhythm!
29. What do you call a burger’s rock concert? Meat and greet!
30. Why did the burger go to space? To find the elusive “cosmic sauce”!
31. What’s a burger’s favorite social media platform? LinkedIn, for professional patties!
32. Why did the cheese go to the gym with the burger? To get shredded!
33. What did the burger say to the computer? “I’ve got a bite out of you!”
34. Why did the burger blush? Because it saw the salad dressing without its lettuce!
35. What’s a burger’s favorite type of comedy? “Brilliant” jokes!
36. How does a burger get a job? It “meets” the qualifications!
37. What did the burger say to the ketchup? “You’re my main squeeze!”
38. Why did the burger go to the art gallery? To find its inner patty!
39. What do you call a burger that’s feeling down? A melancholy meat patty!
40. Why did Burger start a band? It wanted to “meet” new friends!
41. What’s a burger’s favorite outdoor activity? Barbecue-ing in the sun!
42. Why did the burger break up with the bun? It felt uncomfortable in the relationship!
43. What did the burger say to the onion? “You make me cry, but I still relish our time together!”
44. Why did the burger refuse to listen to music? It was afraid of getting stuck in a “pickle”!
45. What’s a burger’s favorite holiday? National Burger Day, of course!
46. Why did the burger go to the doctor? It had a case of the “medium rare” flu!
47. What do you call a burger that’s a detective? A Sherlock Holmes meat!
48. Why was the burger always calm under pressure? It had great “bun” control!
49. What did the burger say to the cheese? “You make everything gouda!”
50. Why did the burger propose to the hot dog? It couldn’t resist its “linking” personality!
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51. What’s a burger’s favorite TV show? “Grill’s Anatomy”!
52. Why did the burger get a ticket? It couldn’t “ketchup” to the speed limit!
53. What do you call a burger that’s playing tricks on you? A prankster patty!
54. Why did the lettuce get an award? Because it had great “leaf” leadership skills!
55. What’s a burger’s favorite music genre? Meat-al!
56. Why did the burger go to the beach? To catch some “rays” of sunshine!
57. What did the burger say during the football match? “Go team, lettuce score!”
58. Why did the burger start a blog? To “meet” new readers!
59. What do you call a burger with a fancy car? A Rolls-Royce beef patty!
60. Why did the burger apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to become a “flour” burger!
Final thoughts about Burger Jokes
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