60 Funny Toast Jokes
Here are 60 Funny Toast Jokes and the Best Toast Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Toast Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Toast and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Toast Jokes
Here is the collection of 60 Toast jokes.
1. Why did the bread go to therapy? It had too many gluten issues!
2. I burnt my toast today. It was so black, it joined a rock band.
3. What do you call a piece of toast that likes to steal? A buttery thief!
4. Why did the toast go to the beach? To get a tan!
5. What’s a ghost’s favorite kind of toast? Boo-there and jam!
6. I told my toast a joke, but it didn’t laugh. It’s too crumby!
7. How does bread relax? It loafs around.
8. What do you call a piece of toast that’s a great dancer? A breadwinner!
9. Why did the slice of bread apply for a job? It wanted to earn some dough.
10. Did you hear about the Bread’s holiday? It was a real slice of paradise!
11. How do you know if a piece of toast is an optimist? It’s always raising a toast to the future!
12. Why did the slice of bread go to school? To get smarter-crusted!
13. What do you call a magical piece of toast? A bread-aculous!
14. I told my toast a joke, but it was too corny. It couldn’t handle the butter jokes!
15. Why did the bread file a police report? It got mugged by a sandwich!
16. What’s a slice of bread’s favorite sport? Toast-minton!
17. Why did the bread blush? Because it saw the toaster’s “hot” setting!
18. How did the toast feel about being buttered? It spread love!
19. What do you call a talking piece of toast? A crumb communicator!
20. Why did the toast break up with the bagel? It felt too dough-heavy in the relationship.
21. What did the toast say to the butter at the party? “You’re my spread-mate!”
22. Why did the loaf of bread turn down a date? It was feeling too crumby to socialize!
23. What do you get when you cross a piece of toast with an egg? A “to eggs-t”!
24. How do you make a French toast giggle? Put a little tickler in its batter!
25. Why was the toast feeling anxious? It had too many butterflying thoughts!
26. What do you call a piece of toast that’s a good listener? An “earful” of buttery wisdom!
27. Why did the toast start a band? It wanted to jam with the best!
28. What do you call a haunted piece of toast? A “scream cheese” sandwich!
29. How does a piece of bread say sorry? It offers a slice of forgiveness!
30. Why did the Toast run for president? It promised a “trustworthy” future!
31. What’s a piece of bread’s favorite type of humor? “Rye”-tious jokes!
32. Why did the bread bring a ladder to the kitchen? It wanted to check out the upper crust!
33. What do you call a fashionable piece of toast? Well-bread!
34. Why was the slice of bread worried about the party? It didn’t want to get too toasty!
35. What did the toast say to the avocado? “You guac my world!”
36. Why did the toast go to school? It wanted to be butter-educated!
37. What do you call a bread that’s good at math? A “multi-grain” problem solver!
38. Why did the bread go to the doctor? It had a yeast infection!
39. What’s a slice of bread’s favorite game? Crumbstone!
40. Why did the toast want to be an actor? It had a real passion for “bread-rama”!
41. What do you call a musical piece of toast? A “rye” thymic treat!
42. Why did the slice of bread bring a pen to the kitchen? It wanted to write a “loaf” story!
43. What’s a piece of toast’s favorite movie genre? “Ghostbusters”!
44. Why did the bread always get invited to parties? Because it was a great “toast” master!
45. What do you call a piece of toast that loves exercise? A fitness “doughnut”!
46. Why did the bread get an award? It was the best thing since sliced bread!
47. What’s a slice of bread’s favorite music? Hip-hop and butter!
48. Why did the toast go to the gym? It wanted to work on its “upper crust” strength!
49. What do you call a cool piece of toast? “Butterly” is awesome!
50. Why did the slice of bread go to space? It wanted to be the first “launch-toast”!
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51. What did the bread say to the toaster? “You’re my bread and butter!”
52. Why did the bread blush at the party? It saw the other slices in their birthday suits!
53. What do you call a competitive piece of toast? A “bread” winner!
54. Why did the toast become a detective? It had a “crucial” investigation to solve!
55. What’s a piece of bread’s favorite music festival? The Rolling Stones concert!
56. Why did the bread go on a diet? It wanted to be a little less “floury”!
57. What’s a slice of bread’s favorite type of book? Crust-tales!
58. Why was the slice of bread a great comedian? It had a real knack for “bready” humor!
59. What do you call a shy piece of toast? A “butterfraid”!
60. Why did the bread go to the gym every day? It wanted to get that perfect “gluten” figure!
Final Thoughts about Toast Jokes
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