50 Funny Father’s Day Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Father’s Day Jokes and the Best Father’s Day Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Father’s Day jokes. Find your favorite puns about Father’s Day and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
Father’s Day Joke
Here are 50 Funny Father’s Day Jokes for you:
1. Why did the dad spider go to school? To improve his web design skills!
2. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! Happy Father’s Day!
3. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were in the house!
4. Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don’t think they’ll fit me!
5. Why was the computer cold on Father’s Day? It left its Windows open!
6. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! Happy Father’s Day, mate!
7. Did you hear about the dad who won hide and seek? He’s still hiding!
8. What do you call a dad who can’t stop making jokes? A “daddict”!
9. Why was the math book sad on Father’s Day? It had too many problems!
10. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
11. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”! Happy Father’s Day, stellar dad!
12. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! Happy Father’s Day, Wheelie Good dad!
13. What do you call fake spaghetti? An “impasta”! Happy Father’s Day, saucy dad!
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, just like you, Dad!
15. What’s brown and sticky? A stick! Happy Father’s Day, stick-to-it dad!
16. Did you hear about the dad who lost all his dough? He kneaded some more luck!
17. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like your dad jokes!
18. What do you call a dad who’s also a detective? “Dad-sleuth”! Happy Father’s Day, Sherlock!
19. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”! Happy Father’s Day, out-of-this-world dad!
20. Did you hear about the dad who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
21. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! Happy Father’s Day, bone-tickling dad!
22. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! Happy Father’s Day, funny veggie dad!
23. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something!
24. Why did the dad tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing! Happy Father’s Day, groan-worthy dad!
25. What did one plate say to another plate? Dinner’s on me! Happy Father’s Day, punny dad!
26. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”! Happy Father’s Day, spacey dad!
27. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! Happy Father’s Day, fang-tastic dad!
28. Why did the dad watch the cooking show? He wanted to grill that with his own jokes!
29. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it! Happy Father’s Day, dancing dad!
30. Why did the dad cross the road? To get to the dad joke convention on the other side!
31. What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty! Happy Father’s Day, toothy dad!
32. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”! Happy Father’s Day, frosty dad!
33. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! Happy Father’s Day, swinging dad!
34. What do you call a dad who’s a pirate? “Arrr”-some! Happy Father’s Day, matey!
35. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, juDad’ske dad’s stories!
36. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room! Happy Father’s Day, bone-chilling dad!
37. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be called “bagels”! Happy Father’s Day, seaside dad!
38. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”! Happy Father’s Day, cosmic dad!
39. What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff! Happy Father’s Day, adventurous dad!
40. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something, just lDad’sad’s pranks!
Best Funny Father’s Day jokes
Here are some Best Funny Jokes about Father’s Day.
41. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it, just like Dad on the dance floor!
42. What did the dad buffalo say to his son as he left for school? “Bison”!
43. Why did the dad Cookie go to the doctor? He was feeling crumby! Happy Father’s Day, sweet dad!
44. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory! Happy Father’s Day, factory-funny dad!
45. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! Happy Father’s Day, ocean-loving dad!
46. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!” Happy Father’s Day, Dad, building great memories!
47. Why did the dad watch the cooking show? He wanted to beef up his jokes!
48. How do you organize a space party? You “planet”! Happy Father’s Day, space-loving dad!
49. What’s brown and sticky? A stick, just like the jokes you always share, Dad!
50. Why was the math book sad on Father’s Day? It had too many “problems”!
Final Thoughts about Father’s Day Jokes
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