50 Funny Millennials Jokes

Here are 50 Funny Millennials Jokes and the Best Millennials Puns for Kids and Adults.

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Millennials Jokes

Here are 50 jokes about Millennials :

1. Why did the millennial refuse to play hide and seek? Because they preferred “self-care time.”

2. How does a millennial organize their closet? They Marie Kondo it and then take a selfie with the remaining items.

3. Why did the millennial bring a ladder to the bar? To reach the high notes during karaoke.

4. How does a millennial fix a broken heart? They update their dating app profile.

5. Why did the millennials start a garden? They wanted to experience a “real-life” Instagram filter.

6. Why did the millennial bring a plant to the party? Because they heard it was a “photosynthesis” event.

7. What’s a millennial’s favorite type of humor? Puns, because they’re both “grammatically” correct and “literally” funny.

8. Why did the millennial cross the road? Take a selfie with the trendy new street sign.

9. Why did the millennial get in trouble at work? They accidentally replied to their boss with an emoji instead of a proper response.

10. How many millennials does it take to change a light bulb? None, they’ll just take a picture of the dark room and post it on Instagram.

11. Why did the millennial refuse to watch black and white movies? They thought the screen was broken because there was no color.

12. Why did the millennials start a bakery? Because they wanted to create the perfect “Insta-toast.”

13. Why did the millennial go to therapy? Their Wi-Fi signal wasn’t strong enough for self-improvement.

14. How does a millennial express frustration? They send a strongly-worded tweet to the universe.

15. Why did the millennial bring a laptop to the beach? To show off their “beach office” setup on social media.

16. Why did the millennial get kicked out of the art museum? They mistook a contemporary art piece for a touchscreen display.

17. Why did the millennial become a chef? They wanted to master the art of cooking 2-minute microwave meals.

18. Why did the millennials get locked out of their house? They forgot their password.

19. How does a millennial make decisions? They create a Twitter poll and let their followers choose.

20. Why did the millennial start a YouTube channel? To show off their extensive collection of unboxing videos.

21. Why did the millennial refuse to go camping? Because there’s no cell reception in the middle of “nowhere.”

22. How does a millennial apologize? They send a GIF that perfectly captures their emotions.

23. Why did the millennial become a detective? To solve the mystery of disappearing Snapchat stories.

24. How does a millennial go grocery shopping? They order food delivery and pretend they went to the store for the aesthetic.

25. Why did the millennials break up with their smartphone? They found out it was cheating on them with their tablet.

26. Why did the millennial get a pet fish? So they could have a “low-maintenance” social media companion.

27. How does a millennial stay cool in the summer? They take a thousand selfies in front of the air conditioner.

28. Why did the millennial become an astronaut? They heard space has the best Wi-Fi signal.

29. Why did the millennial start a podcast? They wanted to share their thoughts with the world, one episode at a time.

30. How does a millennial define success? Getting more likes than last time.

31. Why did the millennial go to the gym? To work on their “swipe-right” muscles.

32. Why did the millennial bring a mirror to the concert? So they could watch themselves having a good time.

33. How does a millennial meditate? By staring at the loading circle, waiting for inner peace to load.

34. Why did the millennial go to the library? To find a quiet place for a photoshoot.

35. How does a millennial handle a power outage? They light a candle for “ambiance” and wait for the Wi-Fi to come back.

36. Why did the millennial start a band? They figured they’d already mastered the art of playing “air guitar.”

37. How does a millennial take a road trip? They follow their GPS while simultaneously searching for the best roadside Instagram spots.

38. Why did the millennial become a gardener? They wanted to “grow their followers.”

39. How does a millennial react to a bad joke? They send a laughing emoji to be polite.

40. Why did the millennial go to therapy for their plants? They realized they were projecting their need for constant attention onto them.

Best Millennials jokes

Here are some Best Millennials Jokes.

41. How does a millennial celebrate their birthday? By updating their age on all their social media profiles.

42. Why did the millennial start a fashion blog? They thought their daily outfit choices deserved a worldwide audience.

43. How does a millennial prepare for a date? By researching the best Instagram filters for dimly lit restaurants.

44. Why did the millennial go to the art museum with a ladder? Because they wanted to get closer to the “high art.”

45. How does a millennial react to a power outage? They take a picture of the dark room and post it on Snapchat with the caption “Chillin’ in the dark 🕯️💡 #BlackoutVibes.”

46. Why did the millennial refuse to watch cable TV? They were appalled by the lack of a “skip intro” button.

47. How does a millennial find a new restaurant to try? They read 20 Yelp reviews and still end up getting tacos.

48. Why did the millennial go to the beach with a laptop? To have a “sand office” experience.

49. How does a millennial choose their Halloween costume? They scroll through Pinterest until they find the perfect DIY idea.

50. Why did the millennial go to a haunted house? To see if they could find any good selfie lighting in there!

Final Thoughts about Millennial Jokes

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