50 Funny Parrot Jokes
Here are 50 Parrot Jokes and the Best Parrot Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Parrot Puns
Here are 50 Funny Parrot Jokes for you:
1. Why did the parrot sit on the clock? It wanted to be on the “tock” of things!
2. What do you call a parrot that flew away? A Polly-gone!
3. Why did the parrot go to school? It wanted to improve its “beak” manship!
4. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a centipede? A walkie-talkie!
5. Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? Polly wants a cracker, not a quacker!
6. What did one parrot say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “Polly wanna cracker, and a hug too!”
7. Why do parrots make terrible detectives? They’re always squawking the case!
8. What’s a parrot’s favorite game? Hide and “beak”!
9. Why did the parrot sit on the chimney? It wanted to be a “flue”nt speaker!
10. How do you stop a parrot from talking too much? Put it in the “cone of silence”!
11. What’s a parrot’s favorite type of candy? Polly-pop!
12. Why did the parrot go to the cinema? To watch “The Breakfast Club”!
13. What do you call a parrot with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want – it can’t hear you!
14. Why do parrots make good comedians? They’ve got great “wit”!
15. What’s a parrot’s favorite song? “I wanna beak-free!”
16. Why did the parrot become a sailor? It heard there were plenty of “sea-nuts” on the ship!
17. What do you call a parrot with a sunburn? A blushing parrot!
18. Why was the parrot banned from the music concert? It kept squawking during the “guitar solo”!
19. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark? An animal that talks your ear off!
20. Why did the parrot bring a ladder to school? I wanted to go to high school!
21. What do you call a parrot that’s been in the freezer? A “chilly” bird!
22. What’s a parrot’s favorite board game? “Caw-nopoly”!
23. Why did the parrot go to the beach? To build a “sand-perch”!
24. How do you get a parrot to stay still? Turn it into a “parrawait”!
25. What’s a parrot’s favorite mode of transportation? A “squawk-cycle”!
26. Why did the parrot join the circus? It wanted to show off its “talents”!
27. What’s a parrot’s favorite dance style? “Polly-wood”!
28. Why did the parrot cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
29. What do you call a parrot with a carrot on its shoulder? A “parrot-rouille”!
30. Why was the parrot always reading? It wanted to be a “well-read” bird!
31. What did one parrot say to another while sitting on a perch? “Can you believe we’re still on this ‘caw-ffee’ break?”
32. Why don’t parrots play hide-and-seek? They’re always too “squawkward” to find a good hiding spot!
33. What’s a parrot’s favorite fashion accessory? A “beak-lace”!
34. Why did the parrot go to the party? To meet new “toucan” friends!
35. What do you call a parrot with a lot of secrets? A “poly-graph”!
36. What’s a parrot’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Macbeak”!
37. Why was the parrot banned from the computer lab? It kept repeating “qwerty” endlessly!
38. What do you call a parrot that loves disco music? A “Saturday Night Beaker”!
39. Why did the parrot become a teacher? It loved to “chirp” knowledge to others!
40. What’s a parrot’s favorite instrument? The “beak-allele”!
Best Parrot jokes
Here are some Best Parrot Jokes.
41. What did one parrot say to the other while flying over the ocean? “Polly wanna sea biscuit?”
42. Why did the parrot start a band? It wanted to “toucan” play that game!
43. What do you call a parrot with a cold? A “Polly-grip”!
44. Why did the parrot become a weather forecaster? It was great at “feathering” the wind!
45. What’s a parrot’s favorite exercise? “Squawk-robics”!
46. Why did the parrot join the football team? It wanted to be the “quarter-beak”!
47. What do you call a parrot that loves to talk about history? A “Polly-Asian”!
48. Why did the parrot become a detective? It wanted to “crack” the case of the missing peanuts!
49. What’s a parrot’s favorite nursery rhyme? “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Beak”!
50. Why did the parrot go to the comedy show? To see if the comedians could match their wit!
Final thoughts about Parrot Puns
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