100 Funny Zebra Jokes
Here are 100 Zebra Jokes and the Best Zebra Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Zebra Puns
Here are 100 Funny Zebra Jokes for you:
1. Why did the zebra become a referee? Because it had a great sense of “stripes”!
2. What did one zebra say to the other at the watering hole? “Are you black with white stripes or white with black stripes?”
3. Why did the zebra cross the road? To get to the other stripe!
4. What do you call a zebra that can play the piano? A “maestro” in stripes!
5. How do you catch a unique zebra? Unique up on it!
6. What do you call a zebra with a sunburn? A “bronco-saurus”!
7. Why did the zebra go to school? To improve its “striping” skills!
8. What’s a zebra’s favorite type of music? “Zeb-rock”!
9. Why do zebras make terrible poker players? They’re always showing their “stripes”!
10. What do you get when you cross a zebra and a donkey? Ze-haw!
11. What do you call a fast zebra? A “zoom-bra”!
12. How do zebras stay cool in the summertime? They use “striped” fans!
13. Why are zebras such bad comedians? They always tell “black and white” jokes!
14. What did the detective zebra say to the suspect? “I’m going to get to the “stripe” of the matter!”
15. What do you call a group of zebras sleeping? A “zebra-sizzle”!
16. Why was the zebra always at the doctor’s office? It had a case of “stripe throat”!
17. What’s a zebra’s favorite candy? “Zebra-stripes”!
18. Why did the zebra start a band? It wanted to play some “wild” music!
19. How do you get a zebra to be quiet? Tell it a “ze-bra-cadabra”!
20. What did the zebra say when it found a great spot to graze? “This place is “a-maize-ing”!
21. Why don’t zebras ever get lost? They always know their “stripes”!
22. What did the zebra say to the lion who wanted to race? “You’re on, but I’ll leave you in the “dust”!
23. Why did the zebra join the gymnastics team? It loved doing “stripetastics”!
24. What’s a zebra’s favorite type of book? “Mystery” novels with lots of “stripes”!
25. Why do zebras love math class? They’re good at “subtracting” black from white!
26. What did the zebra say when it saw its friend at the zoo? “Long time no “stripe”!
27. Why do zebras make terrible poker players? They can’t handle the “wild cards”!
28. How does a zebra introduce its family? “Meet my “striped” relatives!”
29. What do you call a zebra with a smartphone? A “tech-stripe”!
30. Why did the zebra break up with its significant other? They couldn’t “align their stripes”!
31. What’s a zebra’s favorite dance move? The “striped shuffle”!
32. Why was the zebra always on the computer? I loved “surfing” the web!
33. How does a zebra change its spots? It doesn’t because it’s a zebra and not a leopard!
34. Why don’t zebras play hide and seek? They’re always easy to “spot”!
35. What did the zebra say when it was asked if it could drive a car? “No, I’d probably “stripe” the gears!”
36. What’s a zebra’s favorite board game? “S” trivial Pursuit!
37. Why do zebras make great athletes? They have “unbeatable stripes”!
38. What did the zebra say to the giraffe who was telling a tall tale? “You’re just “stretching” the truth!”
39. How do zebras send messages to each other? With “stripe” mail!
40. What do you call a zebra with a GPS? “Naviga-stripe”!
41. Why did the zebra go on a diet? It wanted to “slim down the stripes”!
42. What’s a zebra’s favorite fruit? “Z”ebras love bananas!
43. What did the zebra say to the lion who challenged it to a fight? “I’m not scared; I’m ready to “stripe” back!”
44. Why don’t zebras like fast food? They prefer “grazing” throughout the day!
45. What do you call a zebra with a radio? A “stereo-stripe”!
46. Why did the zebra always carry a camera? To “snap” pictures of its adventures!
47. What did the zebra say when it saw its first rainbow? “That’s the most colorful “stripe” I’ve ever seen!”
48. How do you make a zebra stop laughing? You can’t; it has a “strip-tickling” sense of humor!
49. What do you call a group of zebras on a cruise? The “sail-stripe” club!
50. Why did the zebra go to the doctor? It wasn’t “feeling its stripes”!
51. What’s a zebra’s favorite TV show? “Stripe-side Down”!
52. How do you get a zebra to sit still? You say, “Freeze! Don’t “stripe” a move!”
53. Why don’t zebras ever win arguments? They’re not good at “backing up their stripes”!
54. What do you call a zebra with a camera crew? A “wildlife” reporter!
55. What did the zebra say to the photographer? “Capture my “stripetacular” side!”
56. Why do zebras love the circus? They enjoy the “stripe” acts!
57. How did the zebra do in its school exams? It got “stripe-A’s”!
58. What’s a zebra’s favorite sports car? A “Z-BMW”!
59. Why was the zebra always chosen to lead the parade? It had the best “striped” leadership skills!
60. What did the zebra say when it won an award? “I’m so proud of my “stripetacular” achievement!”
61. How do you make a zebra stop running? Yell, “Halt! Don’t “stripe” off!”
62. Why did the zebra become a detective? It loved solving “stripes-mysteries”!
63. What’s a zebra’s favorite movie genre? “Stripe-tease”!
64. How did the zebra get a job at the barbershop? It knew how to “stripe” hair!
65. What do you call a zebra with a sore throat? “Stripes” with a side of cough!
66. Why did the zebra start a fashion line? It had a great sense of “stripe”!
67. What’s a zebra’s favorite game show? “Wheel of “Stripe”!
68. How do you invite a zebra to a party? You “invite it to join the “stripe” club”!
69. Why don’t zebras play hide and seek in the jungle? They’re too easy to “spot”!
70. What do you call a zebra with a rocket launcher? “Firing-“stripes”!
71. Why did the zebra join the circus? It loved to perform “stripe-robotics”!
72. What’s a zebra’s favorite subject in school? “Stripe-economics”!
73. Why did the zebra refuse to go on a roller coaster? It didn’t want to “lose its stripes”!
74. How does a zebra send text messages? It uses “stripe” messaging!
75. What did the zebra say to its friend who was feeling sad? “Don’t worry; I’ll be your “striped” support!”
76. Why did the zebra become an astronaut? It wanted to explore the “stripe-sphere”!
77. What’s a zebra’s favorite party game? “Pin the Tail on the “Stripe”!
78. How do you spot a zebra in the snow? It’s the one with “black and white stripes”!
79. Why was the zebra always good at solving puzzles? It had great “stripe-they”!
80. What’s a zebra’s favorite social media platform? “Z” zebra-book!
81. How do you make a zebra laugh on command? Say, “Tickle your “stripes”!
82. Why did the zebra always carry an umbrella? To stay dry in case of “stripe” showers!
83. What did the zebra say when it joined a dance competition? “I’m ready to “stripe” a move!”
84. Why don’t zebras make good painters? They can’t decide between “black and white”!
85. What do you call a zebra that can’t stop talking? A “bab-bra”!
86. How do you motivate a zebra to exercise? Say, “Earn your “stripes”!
87. Why did the Zebra start a fitness blog? It wanted to share its “stripe-ercise” routine!
88. What’s a zebra’s favorite city? “Z” Debra! (Zurich)
89. How does a zebra plan a vacation? It looks for the most “stripe-tactic” destinations!
90. Why don’t zebras ever get into arguments? They prefer to “stripe” a balance!
Best Zebra jokes
Here are some Best Zebra Jokes.
91. What did the zebra say when it discovered a new talent? “I have some “stripe”-tremendous skills!”
92. How do zebras stay organized? They use “stripe-boards”!
93. Why did the Zebra start a rock band? I loved the “striped” guitar solos!
94. What’s a zebra’s favorite video game? “Z” Debra Cross!
95. How do you make a zebra feel welcome? You say, “Come on in; make yourself “stripe” at home!”
96. Why did the zebra start meditating? To find its inner “stripe-ce”!
97. What do you call a zebra who loves to dance? “Zum-bra”!
98. How did the zebra make the soccer team? It had some “stripe-endows” moves!
99. What’s a zebra’s favorite holiday? “Z” Debra Day! (February 1st)
100. Why did the zebra become a stand-up comedian? It knew how to deliver “stripe”-tactically funny jokes!
Final thoughts about Zebra Puns
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