50 Funny Pillow Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Pillow Jokes and the Best Pillow Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Pillow Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Pillow and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Pillow Jokes
Here are 50 jokes about Pillow :
1. Why did the pillow go to therapy? It had too many emotional stuffing issues.
2. How do you know when a pillow is mad at you? It’ll give you the silent treatment.
3. Why did the pillow start a fight with the blanket? It wanted to fluff up its ego.
4. What did one pillow say to the other pillow? “I’ll always support you!”
5. Why did the pillow blush? Because it saw the bed without its pillowcase.
6. How do pillows stay cool in the summer? They use air conditioning, of course!
7. What’s a pillow’s favorite type of music? “Soft” rock.
8. What do you call a pillow that’s been practicing mindfulness? A “shallow.”
9. Why did the pillow refuse to go to the party? It didn’t want to get thrown around.
10. What do you get when you cross a pillow and a notebook? A “rest” note.
11. Why did the pillow get in trouble at school? It was caught sleeping during class.
12. How do you fix a broken pillow? With a “pillow” repair kit.
13. What did the pillow say to the sore neck? “Don’t worry, I’ve got your back!”
14. Why did the pillow break up with the teddy bear? It found someone who was more “cushioning.”
15. What do you call a pillow that’s trying to be a stand-up comedian? A “joke-rest.”
16. Why did the pillow go to the doctor? It had a “case” of the fluff flu.
17. How do pillows flirt? They “cuddle” up to each other.
18. What’s a pillow’s favorite type of dance? The “pillow” waltz.
19. Why did the pillow refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to get “folded.”
20. How do pillows stay up to date with the news? They watch “pillow” talk shows.
21. Why did the pillow apply for a job? It wanted to make some “bed” money.
22. What did the pillow say to the restless sleeper? “You’ve got to be more ‘pillow!”
23. What do you call a pillow that’s full of itself? A “cushion” with an attitude.
24. Why did the pillow go to school? It wanted to be “bed” educated.
25. How do pillows greet each other? “Hey there, fluff buddy!”
26. What’s a pillow’s favorite exercise? Pillow “push-ups.”
27. Why did the pillow turn red? Because it saw the pillowcase’s “cheeky” design.
28. What’s a pillow’s favorite game? “Hide and Fluff.”
29. Why did the pillow go to the gym? It wanted to build some “pillow” muscles.
30. What did one pillow say to the other pillow during an argument? “Let’s just rest our case.”
31. How do you make a pillow laugh? Give it a “pillow” fight.
32. What’s a pillow’s favorite dessert? “Cotton candy,” of course!
33. Why did the pillow feel lonely? Because it had separation “anxiety.”
34. What do you call a pillow’s autobiography? “Fluff and Tell.”
35. How do pillows communicate with each other? Through “pillow” talk.
36. Why did the pillow go to the therapist? It had too many “soft” spots.
37. What’s a pillow’s favorite fairy tale? “Sleeping Beauty,” naturally!
38. Why did the pillow blush at the party? Someone told a “cheeky” joke.
39. What’s a pillow’s favorite type of humor? “Pillow”-various jokes.
40. How do pillows apologize? They say, “I’m really ‘cushiony about that!”
Best Pillow jokes
Here are some Best Pillow Jokes.
41. Why did the pillow bring a ladder to the bed? It wanted to reach for its dreams.
42. What do you call a pillow that’s always in a rush? A “cushion” in a hurry.
43. How do pillows study for exams? They have a “pillow” fight with the textbooks.
44. Why did the pillow go to the spa? It needed a relaxing “headrest” treatment.
45. What’s a pillow’s favorite social media platform? “Pillow” gram.
46. How do pillows greet each other in the morning? “Good ‘rest’ you!”
47. Why did the pillow start a band? It wanted to be a “sound” sleeper.
48. What’s a pillow’s favorite outdoor activity? “Pillow” fights in the park.
49. Why did the pillow start writing poetry? It had a lot of “dreamy” thoughts.
50. What’s a pillow’s favorite type of story? A “bedtime” story, of course!
Final Thoughts about Pillow Jokes
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