Funny Bone Jokes

100 Funny Bone Jokes

Here are 100 Bone Jokes and the Best Bone Puns for Kids and Adults.

Here is our top list of Bone Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Bone and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.

Bone Puns

Here are 100 funny Bone Jokes for you:

1. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had nobody to go with him!

2. What do you call a skeleton who won’t do any work? Lazy bones!

3. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? To get a spare rib!

4. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

5. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickled his funny bone!

6. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had nobody to dance with!

7. Why did the skeleton burp at the party? Because it had nobody to say “Excuse me” to!

8. How do skeletons call each other on the phone? With a telephone!

9. What do you call a skeleton that lies on the beach all day? A lazy bone!

10. What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trombone!

Bone Jokes

11. Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone? Because he had nobody to go with him!

12. How do skeletons get their mail delivered? By the bony express!

13. Why did the skeleton become a boxer? Because he had a lot of backbone!

14. What did the skeleton say to the bartender? I’ll have a beer and a mop!

15. Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop!

16. How do you know if a skeleton is lying to you? You can see right through them!

17. What’s a skeleton’s favorite type of plant? A bone-zai tree!

18. What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? I love every bone in your body!

19. Why did the skeleton stay home from school? He didn’t have the stomach for it!

20. What did the skeleton say while riding his motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild!

21. Why did the skeleton climb the tree? Because a dog was after his bones!

22. How does a skeleton listen to music? With his ear-bones!

23. What kind of key does a skeleton use? A skeleton key!

24. Why did the skeleton become a detective? Because he always had a bone to pick!

25. How do skeletons get their hair done? With a scare brush!

26. What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattler!

27. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? He had nobody to go with!

28. How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone!

29. What did the skeleton say when he rode his motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild!

30. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones!

Bone Jokes

31. Why didn’t the skeleton fight in the war? He didn’t have the guts!

32. What do you call a skeleton who won’t work? Lazy bones!

33. How do skeletons call each other on the phone? With the telephone!

34. What kind of dessert do skeletons like? Bone pudding!

35. Why did the skeleton go to the bar alone? He had nobody to go with!

36. What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a detective? Sherlock Bones!

37. How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone!

38. What did the skeleton say to the bartender? I’ll have a beer and a mop!

39. Why did the skeleton go to the party? He had nobody else to go with!

40. Why did the skeleton stay home from the party? He had nobody to dance with!

41. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones!

42. What do you call a skeleton who won’t work? Lazy bones!

43. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to dance with!

44. How do skeletons travel? By the bony express!

45. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the concert? He had nobody to go with!

46. What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattler!

47. How do skeletons call each other on the phone? With the telephone!

48. What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs!

49. What did the skeleton say when he rode his motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild!

50. Why did the skeleton start a fight? He had a bone to pick!

Bone Jokes

51. What do you call a skeleton who won’t share? Self-ish!

52. How do skeletons play music? They use their trombones!

53. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? He had nobody to go with!

54. What do skeletons use to write notes? Bony-fide paper!

55. How do skeletons exercise? They do bone-ups and skull-ups!

56. Why was the skeleton lonely? He didn’t have anybody to talk to!

57. What do you call a skeleton who doesn’t take showers? Stinky bones!

58. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

59. How do skeletons travel? By the scare plane!

60. What did the skeleton say to his friend? I’ve got a bone to pick with you!

61. Why was the skeleton always calm? Because nothing got under his skin!

62. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones!

63. What kind of cereal do skeletons eat? Bone-appetit!

64. Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? To get a spare rib!

65. How do skeletons communicate? Through the inter-bone!

66. What do you call a skeleton with a sense of humor? Humerus!

67. Why was the skeleton afraid of the storm? He didn’t have any guts!

68. How do skeletons get their mail delivered? By the bony express!

69. What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trombone!

70. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? He had nobody to go with!

71. How do skeletons call each other on the phone? With the telephone!

72. What do you call a skeleton who tells jokes? A funny bone!

73. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had nobody to go with!

74. What do you call a skeleton that won’t do any work? Lazy bones!

75. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickled his funny bone!

76. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had nobody to dance with!

77. Why did the skeleton burp at the party? Because it had nobody to say “Excuse me” to!

78. How do skeletons call each other on the phone? With a telephone!

79. What do you call a skeleton that lies on the beach all day? A lazy bone!

80. What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trombone!

Funny Bone Jokes

81. Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone? Because he had nobody to go with him!

82. How do skeletons get their mail delivered? By the bony express!

83. Why did the skeleton become a boxer? Because he had a lot of backbone!

84. What did the skeleton say to the bartender? I’ll have a beer and a mop!

85. Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop!

86. How do you know if a skeleton is lying to you? You can see right through them!

87. What’s a skeleton’s favorite type of plant? A bone-zai tree!

88. What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? I love every bone in your body!

89. Why did the skeleton stay home from school? He didn’t have the stomach for it!

90. What did the skeleton say while riding his motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild!

Best Bone jokes

Here are some Best Bone Jokes.

91. Why did the skeleton climb the tree? Because a dog was after his bones!

92. How does a skeleton listen to music? With his ear-bones!

93. What kind of key does a skeleton use? A skeleton key!

94. Why did the skeleton become a detective? Because he always had a bone to pick!

95. How do skeletons get their hair done? With a scare brush!

96. What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattler!

97. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? He had nobody to go with!

98. How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone!

99. What did the skeleton say when he rode his motorcycle? I’m bone to be wild!

100. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones!

Final thoughts about Bone Jokes

Remember, humor is subjective, so different people may find jokes funny. But I hope these Bone jokes brought a smile to your face!  You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more about Anatomy Jokes.

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