100 Funny Knee Jokes
Here are 100 Knee Jokes and the Best Knee Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Knee Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Knees and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
Knee Puns
Here are 100 funny Knee Jokes for you:
1. Why did the scarecrow bring his knees to the party? He wanted to cut a rug!
2. What do you call a knee that’s afraid of heights? A scared-knee!
3. Why did the knee go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit joint-intimidated!
4. How do you greet a knee? “Knee-high!”
5. What’s a knee’s favorite dessert? Baked “kneelaska”!
6. Why did the knee get a promotion? It always goes above and beyond!
7. How do knees tell jokes? They tickle your funny bone!
8. Why did the knee take up yoga? I wanted to be a flu expert!
9. What did the right knee say to the left knee? “We make a great pair!”
10. How did the knee win the marathon? It kept a steady pace and didn’t bend under pressure!
11. Why did the knee start a band? It wanted to become a “knee-slapper”!
12. What do you call a knee that’s not working properly? A no-knee-sense!
13. Why did the knee go to school? I wanted to get a higher degree!
14. How did the knee enjoy the concert? It had a standing ovation!
15. Why did the knee apply for a job at the bakery? It kneaded the dough!
16. What did the knee say to the ankle? “I kneed you!”
17. Why did the knee bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to get a leg up!
18. How did the knee know it was time to retire? It felt a bit knee-deep!
19. What do you call a knee that’s full of itself? A haughty-knee!
20. Why did the knee go on strike? It needed some time off!
21. How do knees travel? By knee-plane!
22. Why did the knee go to the art gallery? I wanted to see some master knees!
23. What’s a knee’s favorite sport? Kneetball!
24. How do you make a knee stop squeaking? You give it a little oil needed!
25. Why did the Knee want to become a comedian? It had a knack for knee-slappers!
26. How do knees communicate? They send each other knee-mails!
27. What’s a knee’s favorite type of music? Kneeclassical!
28. Why did the knee bring a camera to the concert? It wanted to capture the knee-credible moments!
29. What do you call a knee that likes to travel? A globe-trotter!
30. Why did the knee refuse to listen to the podcast? It had xenophobia!
31. How do knees greet each other? They say, “Bone-jour!”
32. What do you call a knee that can predict the weather? A knee-rologist!
33. Why did the knee start a gardening club? It wanted to grow some knee-tural beauty!
34. How did the knee win the talent show? It did an outstanding knee-slapping routine!
35. What do you call a knee that loves to dance? A knee-bo!
36. Why did the knee bring an umbrella to the party? It wanted to keep dry in case of need!
37. How do you make a knee laugh? You give it a tickle on the funny bone!
38. What did the knee say when it bumped into a table? “Ouch! That’s just not kneadable!”
39. Why did the knee join the circus? It wanted to show off its bendy skills!
40. What do you call a knee that’s always on time? Punctu-knee-al!
41. How did the knee win the singing competition? It had the most melodious knee notes!
42. Why did the knee audition for a play? It wanted to be a cast-knee member!
43. How do you motivate a knee? You give it a knee-pe talk!
44. What do you call a knee that’s full of energy? A power-knee!
45. Why did the knee go to the party with a dictionary? It wanted to look up some knee words!
46. How do you make a knee happy? You give it a pat on the kneecap!
47. What did the knee say to the ankle during the dance? “Let’s twist and knee!”
48. Why did the knee apply for a job as a teacher? It wanted to give some necessities!
49. How do knees stay in touch? They send knee-texts!
50. What do you call a knee that’s always cold? A freeze-knee!
51. Why did the knee refuse to run in the race? I was just a little nervous!
52. How did the knee become a champion swimmer? It had the best knee-stroke technique!
53. What do you call a knee that loves puzzles? A conundrum-knee!
54. Why did the knee bring a book to the party? It wanted to knee-mingle!
55. How do knees celebrate Halloween? They go trick-or-kneeling!
56. What did the knee say to the leg? “I kneed you by my side!”
57. Why did the knee want to become a magician? It loved to bend the knee rules!
58. How do knees travel back in time? Through a knee-hole!
59. What do you call a knee that loves seafood? A shrimp-knee!
60. Why did the knee go to the dance class? It wanted to learn the knee-slide!
61. How did the knee become an astronaut? It took one small step for knee-kind!
62. What do you call a knee that loves to play board games? A dice-knee!
63. Why did the knee refuse to go hiking? It didn’t want to take any unnecessary knee-risks!
64. How do knees solve problems? They put their heads together!
65. What’s a knee’s favorite type of movie? A knee-slapper comedy!
66. Why did the knee bring a pen to the party? I wanted to jot down some knee ideas!
67. How do you make a knee stop giggling? You say, “Kneet it out!”
68. What did the knee say to the shin? “I kneed you in my life!”
69. Why did the knee join a band? It wanted to be the knee-bone player!
70. How did the knee win the dance competition? It had the smoothest knee movements!
71. What do you call a knee that loves chocolate? A knee-cocoa-holic!
72. Why did the knee refuse to watch horror movies? It was too nervous to handle!
73. How do you make a knee feel loved? You give it a warm hug!
74. What did the knee say to the elbow? “Let’s get joint-ed!”
75. Why did the knee start a knitting club? It wanted to make some knee-sweaters!
76. How did the Knee become a famous actor? It nailed every knee-take!
77. What do you call a knee that loves science? A knee-biologist!
78. Why did the knee bring a map to the party? It wanted to find its knee-way around!
79. How do knees apologize? They say, “I’m sorry for being a little knee-sense!”
80. What did the knee say to the foot? “You’re toe-tally awesome!”
81. Why did the knee go to the beach? I wanted to catch some knee rays!
82. How do knees stay fit? They do knee sizes regularly!
83. What do you call a knee that loves to cook? A chef-knee!
84. Why did the knee bring sunglasses to the party? It wanted to shade its knees!
85. How did the knee become a master painter? It had a great knee-stroke technique!
86. What do you call a knee that loves to read? A book-knee-worm!
87. Why did the knee refuse to dance? It had a knee injury!
88. How do you make a knee smile? You give it a little knee-slapper joke!
89. What did the knee say to the ankle during the race? “Let’s go for the kneel!”
90. Why did the knee join a choir? It loved to hit the high knee-tes!
Best Knee jokes
Here are some Best Knee Jokes
91. How did the knee become a famous chef? It kneaded the dough to perfection!
92. What do you call a knee that loves to sing? A knee-o!
93. Why did the knee refuse to watch the movie? It didn’t want to knead the ending!
94. How do knees relax? They put their feet up and take a knee-p!
95. What did the knee say to the hip? “We make a great hip-knee duo!”
96. Why did the Knee become a news reporter? It wanted to deliver the knee-s!
97. How did the knee win the game of chess? It had the best knee moves!
98. What do you call a knee that loves photography? A shutter-knee!
99. Why did the knee bring a compass to the party? It wanted to find its knee-ward direction!
100. How do you make a knee feel special? You give it a little knee-dication!
Final thoughts about Knee Jokes
Remember, humor is subjective, so different people may find jokes funny. But I hope these Knee jokes brought a smile to your face! You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more about Anatomy Jokes.
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