100 Funny Nose Jokes
Here are 100 Nose Jokes and the Best Nose Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Nose Puns
Here are 100 funny Nose Jokes for you:
1. I nose you can’t resist these puns!
2. What did the nose say to the finger? “Stop picking on me!”
3. Did you hear about the nosy pencil? It had a point to make!
4. My nose is a real booger magnet.
5. Why was the nose always in trouble? It couldn’t keep its nose out of other people’s business!
6. My nose is running a marathon. It’s always ahead of me!
7. What did the nose say to the hat? “You go on ahead, I’ll catch up!”
8. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
9. My nose always gets into arguments. It loves picking a fight!
10. Did you hear about the nose that went on strike? It wanted better sniffing conditions!
11. I told my nose a joke but didn’t find it funny. It said, “That’s not funny!”
12. I asked my nose if it wanted a snack, and it said, “No thanks, I’m stuffed!”
13. What do you call a nose with nobody? Nobody’s nose!
14. My nose is always on the scent for a good pun.
15. The nose is good at keeping things under its snout!
16. I tried to tell my nose a secret, but it blew it!
17. Why did the nose go to the doctor? It had a lot of sinus trouble!
18. Did you hear about the nose that joined a band? It was a real boogie-woogie player!
19. My nose is a true “scent-national” detective.
20. What did the nose say to the eyes? “You smell what I’m seeing?”
21. I knew a nose with a great sense of “smell-fie” humor.
22. My nose loves to go on safari adventures.
23. Why did the nose get a medal? It always knows what’s coming!
24. I told my nose a joke, and it laughed so hard it blew milk out of my eyes!
25. Did you hear about the nose that started a fashion trend? It was the height of “nose” couture!
26. My nose loves playing hide and “sneezes”!
27. Why did the nose bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to be the “sniff” of the town!
28. My nose is the ultimate “smell phone”!
29. What did the nose say to the mouth? “Stop breathing down my neck!”
30. I asked my nose how it was doing, and it said, “I’m just “nosey”!”
31. Why did the nose go to the dentist? It needed a root canal!
32. My nose is always “nosy” for a good joke.
33. What do you call a nose with a great sense of humor? A “funny schnoz”!
34. I asked my nose what it thought of the puns, and it replied, “They’re quite a “nose-sense”!”
35. Why did the nose refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to blow its “snots”!
36. My nose loves telling “nostril-damus” predictions.
37. Did you hear about the nose that became a chef? It always added a “dash” of aroma!
38. My nose knows the “scent-sible” way to enjoy life!
39. Why did the nose take up gardening? It wanted to grow some “nose-gay” flowers!
40. I asked my nose if it wanted to hear a joke, and it said, “I’m all ears!”
41. My nose loves attending “noteworthy” events.
42. What do you call a nose that can sing? A “humming snout”!
43. I told my nose it was a “nose-capital” case of laughter.
44. My nose is always “sniffing” out the best puns.
45. Why did the nose go to the doctor? It had a terrible “conk-edition”!
46. I asked my nose if it had any puns, and it replied, “I nose a few!”
47. My nose loves “outdoor” activities.
48. What did the nose say to the brain? “You overthink, I’m the one doing the “sniffing” here!”
49. I told my nose a joke, and it replied, “That’s nothing to “sniff” at!”
50. My nose loves to “sniff” out new adventures.
51. Why was the nose so good at basketball? It always had a “nose” for the basket!
52. I asked my nose if it wanted to hear a joke, and it said, “Don’t “nose” me!”
53. My nose loves to “sniff” out the funniest puns.
54. What do you call a nose with a job? Employed!
55. I told my nose a secret, and it replied, “Don’t worry, I’ll “blow” it for you!”
56. My nose loves being a “scent-sensitive” soul.
57. Why did the nose go to art school? It wanted to learn how to “sniff” out great masterpieces!
58. I asked my nose if it wanted to go on a road trip, and it said, “I’m up for a good “nose”y adventure!”
59. My nose loves to “sniff” out the funniest jokes.
60. What did the nose say to the mouth? “You always have something to “spout” off about!”
61. I told my nose a joke, and it laughed so hard it had a “nosebleed”!
62. My nose loves a good “sniff-tionary” of puns.
63. Why did the nose join the circus? It wanted to be the “ring leader” of smells!
64. I asked my nose if it wanted to go on a treasure hunt, and it said, “I’m always up for some “nose”-ploring!”
65. My Nose loves to “sniff” out the best comedy shows.
66. What do you call a nose with a great memory? A “scent-mental” reminder!
67. I told my nose it was the “nose-torious” pun-maker.
68. My Nose is the ultimate “scent-national” comedian.
69. Why did the nose bring a camera to the party? It wanted to “sniff” out some good memories!
70. I asked my nose if it wanted to join a band, and it said, “I’m already a “nose” trumpet player!”
71. My nose loves to “sniff” out new puns.
72. What did the nose say to the ear? “Keep your “snouts” to yourself!”
73. I told my nose it had a great sense of “scent” of humor.
74. My nose is a “smell-entity” in the pun world.
75. Why did the nose become an artist? It had a “nose” for creativity!
76. I asked my nose if it wanted to play hide and seek, and it said, “I’m always “nosey” where to find you!”
77. My nose loves to “sniff” out the funniest one-liners.
78. What do you call a nose that can dance? A “snout mover”!
79. I told my nose it was a “nose-cious” comedian.
80. My nose is always “sniffing” out the punchlines.
81. Why did the nose get a promotion? It was always “ahead” of the competition!
82. I asked my nose if it wanted to hear a joke, and it said, “No thanks, I’ve “nose” heard them all!”
83. My nose loves to “sniff” out the best comedy clubs.
84. What do you call a nose that’s a superhero? “Super Schnoz”!
85. I told my nose a joke, and it replied, “You’re such a “boog” comedian!”
86. My nose is a true “smell-ayer” of jokes.
87. Why did the nose bring an umbrella to the party? It heard it was going to “rain” laughter!
88. I asked my nose if it wanted to go on a picnic, and it said, “I’m always up for some “nose”-eating!”
89. My nose loves to “sniff” out the funniest punchlines.
90. What did the nose say to the foot? “You stink!”
Best Nose Jokes
Here are some Best Nose Jokes
91. I told my nose it had a great sense of “sniff”y humor.
92. My nose is a “smell-crate” of puns.
93. Why did the Nose become a comedian? It always had the “scent” of laughter!
94. I asked my nose if it wanted to go on a hike, and it said, “I’m always up for some “nose”-portion!”
95. My nose loves to “sniff” out new jokes.
96. What do you call a nose that can play an instrument? A “schnozzician”!
97. I told my nose it was a “nose-pitality” genius.
98. My nose is always “sniffing” out the best puns.
99. Why did the nose start a band? It wanted to be the “sniff” of music!
100. I asked my nose if it wanted to hear a joke, and it said, “I’ve already “nose” -en them all!”
Final thoughts about Nose Jokes
Remember, humor is subjective, so different people may find jokes funny. But I hope these Nose jokes brought a smile to your face! You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more about Anatomy Jokes.
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