100 Funny Finger Jokes

Here are 100 Finger Jokes and the Best Finger  Puns for Kids and Adults.

Here is our top list of Finger Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Finger and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.

Finger Puns

Here are 100 Funny Finger Jokes:

1. Why did the finger go to school? To get a little knowledge under its nail!

2. What did the index finger say to the thumb? “I’m in touch with everything!”

3. Why did the finger bring a ladder to the party? To reach new heights!

4. What do you call a finger that’s always grumpy? A sour-point!

5. Why did the finger apply for a job at the bakery? I wanted to get a taste of the dough!

6. What do you call a finger that’s an excellent dancer? A digit-al performer!

7. How do fingers greet each other? They give a high-five!

8. Why did the finger go to therapy? It had separation anxiety!

9. What did the middle finger say to the hand? “I’m the tallest of them all!”

10. Why did the finger become a detective? It wanted to solve the case of the missing glove!

11. What did one finger say to the other during a basketball game? “Let’s nail this!”

12. How did the finger feel after a long day of typing? It was all thumbs!

13. Why was the finger good at cooking? It knew how to handle the heat!

14. What’s a finger’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!

15. Why did the finger go to the art gallery? I wanted to see some finger-paintings!

16. How do fingers stay in shape? They do thumb-bell exercises!

17. Why did the finger bring a map to the party? I didn’t want to get the wrong direction!

18. What’s a finger’s favorite fruit? A grape-thumb!

19. Why did the finger wear sunglasses? It wanted to be incognito!

20. What did the finger say to the face? “Stop poking me!”

21. How do fingers solve problems? They give a helping hand!

22. Why did the finger wear a bandage? It got into a sticky situation!

23. What’s a finger’s favorite exercise? Press-ups!

24. Why did the finger get a job as a journalist? It wanted to get to the point!

25. What did the thumb say to the pinky? “Let’s stick together!”

26. How do fingers communicate? They use sign language!

27. Why did the finger join a gym? It wanted to get a better grip on things!

28. What’s a finger’s favorite movie genre? Action flicks!

29. Why did the finger break up with the palm? It wanted some space!

30. What did the finger say to the nail? “You’re looking sharp today!”

31. How do fingers apologize? They say, “I’m sorry, that was a slip-up!”

32. Why did the finger go to the library? It wanted to turn over a new leaf!

33. What do you call a finger that’s always late? A procrastinate!

34. Why did the finger take a cooking class? It wanted to learn how to finger-licking well!

35. What did the finger say to the foot? “You’ve got some big shoes to fill!”

36. How do fingers play hide-and-seek? They use camouflage gloves!

37. Why did the finger start a band? It wanted to be part of the digital revolution!

38. What did the little finger say to the big finger? “You’re so tall, it’s out of joint!”

39. How do fingers navigate through the jungle? They use their fingerprints!

40. What did the finger say to the elbow? “You’re so bendy!”

41. How do fingers stay warm in winter? They wear mittens!

42. Why did the finger bring a camera to the party? It wanted to capture the memories!

43. What do you call a finger that can sing? A harmoni-digit!

44. How do fingers clean themselves? They give each other a hand!

45. Why did the finger become a politician? It wanted to point out the issues!

46. What did the finger say to the toe? “You’re so toe-tally awesome!”

47. Why did the finger start a blog? It had a lot of pointers to share!

48. How do fingers write love letters? They use ink digits!

49. Why did the finger join a yoga class? It wanted to find its inner peace!

50. What’s a finger’s favorite board game? Connect Four!

51. Why did the finger start a garden? It wanted to grow green thumbs!

52. What did the finger say to the wrist? “Let’s shake on it!”

53. How do fingers make music? They play the air guitar!

54. Why did the finger go to the comedy club? It wanted to give a hilarious “digit-al” performance!

55. What do you call a finger that tells jokes? A punny digit!

56. Why did the finger apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to roll in the dough!

57. What did the finger say to the thumb on a cold day? “I’m feeling a little frost-bitten!”

58. How do fingers vote? They raise their hands!

59. Why did the finger go to the cinema? I wanted to see a flick!

60. What did the finger say to the ring? “You’re such a precious companion!”

61. How do fingers stay organized? They use a digital planner!

62. Why did the finger take a nap? It needed to recharge its energy!

63. What do you call a finger that loves to dance? A disco-digit!

64. Why did the finger join a book club? I wanted to get a gripping read!

65. How do fingers solve math problems? They count on each other!

66. Why did the finger become a painter? It had a stroke of creativity!

67. What did the thumb say to the finger? “You’re such a great opposable partner!”

68. Why did the finger go to the dentist? It had a cavity that needed filling!

69.  How do fingers send text messages? They use their touchscreen technology!

70. Why did the finger become a detective? It had a knack for pointing out clues!

71. What did the little finger say to the ring finger? “You’re my better half!”

72. How do fingers study? They thumb through their textbooks!

73. Why did the finger start a fashion blog? It had impeccable style!

74. What do you call a finger that’s always positive? An upbeat pointer!

75. Why did the finger become a chef? It had a taste for success!

76. How do fingers go on vacation? They take a digital camera!

77. Why did the finger start a band? It had great rhythm and finger-licking tunes!

78. What did the finger say to the hand during a race? “Let’s cross the finish line together!”

79. How do fingers play chess? They use their nimble moves!

80. Why did the finger go to the gym? It wanted to stay in tip-top shape!

81. What do you call a finger that’s a master of disguise? A secret agent!

82. Why did the finger go to the party? It wanted to show off its nail art!

83. How do fingers go on dates? They hold hands!

84. What did the finger say to the foot? “You’re a step above the rest!”

85. Why did the finger become a photographer? It had an eye for detail!

86. What do you call a finger that’s an expert at bowling? A strike-master!

87. Why did the finger start a blog about gardening? It had green thumbs!

88. How do fingers play the piano? They tickle the ivories!

89. Why did the finger go to the beach? It wanted to soak up some sun!

90. What did the finger say to the wristwatch? “You’re always ticking me off!”

Best Finger Jokes

Here are some Best Finger Jokes

91. How do fingers go on vacation? They book a digital ticket!

92. Why did the finger become an artist? It had a brush with talent!

93. What do you call a finger that can perform magic tricks? A prestidigitator!

94. Why did the finger start a fitness club? It wanted to give everyone a helping hand!

95. How do fingers play basketball? They shoot hoops!

96. Why did the finger go to the party with a pen? It wanted to make its mark!

97. What did the finger say to the thumb at the nail salon? “Let’s get a manicure!”

98. How do fingers cool down in summer? They enjoy ice cream cones!

99. Why did the Finger become a comedian? It had a knack for delivering funny punchlines!