60 Funny Clown Jokes
Here are 60 Funny Clown Jokes and the Best Clown Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Clown Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Clown and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Clown Puns
Here are 60 collections of Funny Clown Jokes.
1. Why did the clown go to school? Because he wanted to improve his “jokes” of course!
2. What do you call a clown who’s in jail? A silicone-nose con!
3. Why did the clown bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
4. How do you make a clown stop smiling? Steal its nose!
5. What did the clown say to the magician? “You’re a joke compared to me!”
6. Why did the clown bring a broom to the circus? He wanted to sweep the audience off their feet!
7. How do you know a clown is an expert gardener? He has a lot of “comic” plants!
8. Why did the clown put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!
9. What’s a clown’s favorite kind of music? Anything that makes them laugh!
10. Why did the clown wear loud socks? So they could hear his feet coming!
11. What’s a clown’s favorite fruit? A funny-berry!
12. What did one clown say to the other clown when they both fell? “I guess we’re both clowns!”
13. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it, just like a clown!
14. Why did the clown bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were high!
15. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up in a tree and act like a nut, just like a clown!
16. Why don’t clowns like to go to school? Because every time the bell rings, they get honked at!
17. What did the clown say when he finished a successful show? “I’m just clowning around!”
18. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet,” just like a clown would!
19. Why don’t clowns ever go to the zoo? They can never resist trying to “juggle” the animals!
20. What’s a clown’s favorite type of TV show? Anything that’s a “laugh” track!
21. Why don’t clowns ever use an alarm clock? Because they always wake up “honking”!
22. What do you call a clown with a broken car? A “juggler”!
23. How do you make a clown stop smiling? You take away its nose!
24. What did one clown say to the other while eating a cannoli? “Does this taste funny to you?”
25. What did the clown say to the pizza delivery guy? “You can’t top this entertainment!”
26. Why did the clown bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
27. What’s a clown’s favorite candy? Anything with lots of “jelly” in it!
28. Why don’t clowns ever play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted!
29. What’s a clown’s favorite instrument? A “slide” trombone!
30. Why did the clown go to jail? Because he broke the “funny bone” law!
31. How do you confuse a clown? Give it two different size shoes and ask it to “act natural”!
32. Why did the clown go to the doctor? He had a case of “silliness”!
33. What do you get when you cross a clown and a vampire? A “laugh” that sucks the blood out of you!
34. Why did the clown put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!
35. Why did the clown go to the doctor? He was feeling a little “funny”!
36. How do you fix a flat clown? Use a “pumpkin” patch!
37. What’s a clown’s favorite place to swim? The “big top”!
38. Why did the clown wear a loud shirt? Because he wanted to make a “statement”!
39. What do you call a clown who’s in jail? A “circus con”!
40. How do you make a clown stop smiling? Steal its nose!
41. What do you call a clown with great timing? A “jokester”!
42. Why did the clown bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the “high” side!
43. What did the clown do at the computer store? He pulled a “funny” face on the screen!
44. Why did the clown go to the gym? To work on his “tumble” skills!
45. How do you make a clown stop smiling? You tell it a “punch” line!
46. What’s a clown’s favorite vegetable? “Funny” corn!
47. Why did the clown wear a raincoat? Because he wanted to “water” everyone’s spirits!
48. How do you know if a clown is having a bad day? He looks a little “deflated”!
49. Why did the clown bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were high!
50. What do you call a clown that’s gone bad? A “bozo” criminal!
Best Clown jokes
Here are the Best Clown jokes.
51. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up in a tree and act like a nut, just like a clown!
52. Why did the clown bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
53. What’s a clown’s favorite candy? Anything with lots of “jelly” in it!
54. Why don’t clowns ever play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted!
55. What’s a clown’s favorite instrument? A “slide” trombone!
56. Why did the clown go to jail? Because he broke the “funny bone” law!
57. How do you confuse a clown? Give it two different size shoes and ask it to “act natural”!
58. Why did the clown go to the doctor? He had a case of “silliness”!
59. What do you get when you cross a clown and a vampire? A “laugh” that sucks the blood out of you!
60. Why did the clown put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!
Final Thoughts about Clown Jokes
Remember, humor is subjective, so different people may find jokes funny. But I hope these Clown jokes brought a smile to your face! You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more about Occupation Jokes.
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