100 Funny Donkey Jokes
Here are 100 Donkey Jokes and the Best Donkey Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Donkey Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Donkey and then share them with your friends and family members to make fun.
Donkey Puns
Here are 100 Funny Donkey Jokes for you:
1. What do you call a donkey with three legs? A wonky donkey!
2. Why did the donkey become a musician? Because it had a perfect “heehaw” pitch!
3. What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!
4. Why did the donkey go to school? To improve its “bray-n” power!
5. What do you call a donkey who loves country music? A honky-tonkey!
6. How do you compliment a hardworking donkey? You say, “You’re hoofin’ it, donkey!”
7. Why did the donkey become a detective? It was good at “tail” ing suspects!
8. What did one donkey say to the other at the beach? “I’m feeling a little “sandy” today!”
9. What do you call a donkey that likes to play video games? A donkey-kong gamer!
10. Why did the donkey go on a diet? It wanted to be a little “ass-pounding”!
11. What do you call a donkey that tells jokes? A funny-honkey!
12. How do you lead a donkey into a movie theater? With “carrot sticks”!
13. Why did the donkey get a passport? It wanted to go on an “ass-pounding” journey!
14. What’s a donkey’s favorite sport? “Kick”-boxing!
15. What do you call a donkey that can play the piano? A maestro-ass!
16. Why did the donkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
17. What do you call a group of musical donkeys? A “bray” band!
18. How do you make a donkey stop laughing? You “heehaw”-t it to stop!
19. What do you call a donkey that can predict the weather? A “bray”-sayer!
20. Why did the donkey start a blog? It wanted to share its “tale” with the world!
21. Why did the donkey bring a ladder to the bar? I heard the drinks were on the “high” shelf!
22. What do you call a donkey that loves to dance? A “moo-ving” donkey!
23. Why was the donkey such a great gardener? It had a green “hoof”!
24. What do you get when you cross a donkey and a unicorn? A “wonky-corn” with a magical bray!
25. How do you compliment a donkey chef? You say, “Your food is simply ‘un-bray-lievable’!”
26. What do you call a donkey with a great sense of style? An “ass-trendsetter”!
27. Why did the donkey go to the comedy club? To get its daily dose of “hee”-clarity!
28. What do you call a donkey with a lot of knowledge? A “smarty ass”!
29. Why did the donkey bring a pillow to the race? It wanted to take a “siesta” at the finish line!
30. What do you call a donkey that loves to take naps? A “snooze-an” donkey!
31. How do you make a donkey float? Two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a “heehaw” cherry on top!
32. What did the donkey say when it found gold? “I struck ‘bray’-t”!
33. Why did the donkey become an astronaut? It wanted to explore the “universe-ass”!
34. What do you call a group of donkeys playing instruments? A “braying” orchestra!
35. How do donkeys send messages? With their “e-hee-haw-l” mail!
36. Why was the donkey always calm and composed? It had mastered the art of “medit-ash-hay-tion”!
37. What do you call a donkey with a great singing voice? A “song-ey” donkey!
38. Why was the donkey the best employee at the paper mill? It never missed a “sheet”!
39. What do you call a donkey that tells spooky stories? A “night-“mare” storyteller!
40. Why did the donkey become a detective? It wanted to uncover all the “tail-telling” clues!
41. What do you call a donkey with a smartphone? An “app-ass”!
42. Why did the donkey become a teacher? I loved to help others learn about “ass-astronomy”!
43. What do you call a donkey with great balance? An “ass-tro-naut”!
44. Why did the donkey go on a diet before the race? It wanted to be the fastest “thoroughbred”!
45. What do you call a donkey that tells jokes in the circus? A “clownkey”!
46. Why did the donkey start a detective agency? It had a nose for “un-bray-king” cases!
47. What’s a donkey’s favorite dance move? The “ass-twerk”!
48. What do you call a donkey that loves to travel? An “ass-tourist”!
49. Why was the donkey always so good at math? It had a natural talent for “bray-n” teasers!
50. What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse who loves to sing? A “karao-kay” performer!
51. Why did the donkey start its own business? It wanted to be the “bray-n” behind a successful venture!
52. What do you call a donkey that can play football? A “kick-ass” striker!
53. Why did the donkey wear headphones at the concert? It wanted to protect its sensitive “hee”-ring!
54. What do you call a donkey with a fantastic memory? An “elephant-ASS”!
55. How do you invite a donkey to your party? You “hee-haw-t” it to come!
56. What do you get when you mix a donkey with a zebra? A “ze-bray” hybrid!
57. Why did the donkey become a fashion model? It was known for its “asstastic” poses!
58. What’s a donkey’s favorite board game? “Asstronauts and Ladders”!
59. Why did the donkey go to school? To learn how to “bray” in foreign languages!
60. What do you call a donkey that can juggle? An “ass-pounding” performer!
61. What do you call a donkey with a great sense of humor? A “witty-ass”!
62. Why did the donkey join a rock band? It loved to play the “bass” guitar!
63. What do you call a donkey that can solve any problem? A “clever-ass” thinker!
64. Why was the donkey so good at basketball? It had a mean “hoof” shot!
65. What do you get when you cross a donkey with a kangaroo? A “jump-ass”!
66. Why did the donkey go on a diet before the party? It wanted to fit into its “ass-pounding” costume!
67. What’s a donkey’s favorite game show? “Wheel of For-tail-une”!
68. How do you make a donkey stop biting? You give it some “ass-pirin”!
69. Why did the donkey start a fitness blog? It wanted to help others achieve “ass-tonishing” results!
70. What do you call a donkey with a great singing voice? A “croonkey”!
71. Why did the donkey take a break from social media? I was tired of all the “assignments”!
72. What’s a donkey’s favorite dessert? “Carrot-cake”, of course!
73. How do you get a donkey to play hide-and-seek? You “hee-haw-de”!
74. What do you call a donkey that loves to play pranks? A “jokester-ass”!
75. Why did the donkey become a chef? It was an expert at “braising” vegetables!
76. What’s a donkey’s favorite type of movie? A “bray-com”!
77. How do you make a donkey smile? You “hee-haw” happiness to its day!
78. Why did the donkey go to the beach? To show off its “sun-kissed” fur!
79. What do you call a donkey with an excellent memory? An “ass-tute” learner!
80. How do you stop a donkey from charging? You take away its “ass-traction”!
81. Why did the donkey bring a ladder to the library? It wanted to reach the “high-brow” books!
82. What’s a donkey’s favorite dance style? The “ass-tango”!
83. How do donkeys stay in shape? They do “hind”-quarter exercises!
84. Why did the donkey become a photographer? It loved to capture “ass-pounding” moments!
85. What do you call a donkey that can do magic tricks? An “abra-ca-dass-bra”!
86. Why was the donkey so good at baseball? It had a natural “swing”!
87. What do you get when you cross a donkey with a detective? A “Sherlock Hee-haw-lmes”!
88. Why did the donkey become a lifeguard? It could always spot someone in “deep-ass” water!
89. What’s a donkey’s favorite game to play at the beach? “Bucketball”!
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90. How do donkeys send messages? Through “bray-mail”!
91. Why was the donkey always calm under pressure? It had mastered the art of “zen-ass”!
92. What do you call a donkey that can write with both hooves? “Am-ass-bidextrous”!
93. Why did the donkey bring a ladder to the zoo? It wanted to see the “top-ass-try” animals!
94. What’s a donkey’s favorite fruit? “As strawberries”!
95. How do donkeys stay cool in the summer? They take “ass-pounding” ice baths!
96. Why did the donkey get a job at the bakery? It loved the smell of “asteroids”!
97. What do you call a donkey with an infectious laugh? A “hee-haw-larious” joker!
98. Why was the donkey so good at yoga? It had mastered the “downward-facing ass” pose!
99. What’s a donkey’s favorite board game? “Conass-stellation”!
100. How do you make a donkey smile? You tell it 100 funny donkey jokes!
Final thoughts about Donkey Puns
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