50 Funny Elf Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Elf Jokes and the Best Elf Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Elf Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Elf and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Elf Jokes
Here are 50 jokes about Elf.
1. Why did the elf refuse to play cards with the garden gnome? He thought it was too “gnome” sense!
2. What’s an elf’s favorite instrument? The “elf”-electric guitar!
3. Why did the elf go to therapy? He had too many “elf” esteem issues.
4. How do you make an elf laugh? Tell it a “jingle” joke!
5. What did the elf say to his crush? “I’m not short, I’m just ‘elf’-sized!”
6. What do you call an elf who sings? A “tinsel”-tone vocalist!
7. Why was the elf always on time? Because he had an “elf”-arm clock!
8. What’s an elf’s favorite type of dance? The “jig” – just like “jingle” bells!
9. Why did the elf put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some “elf” smoothies!
10. How does an elf greet someone? “Ello there!”
11. What’s an elf’s favorite dessert? “Elf”-fudge brownies!
12. Why did the elf bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were “elf”-tall!
13. What do you call an elf who tells jokes? A “jester” of the North Pole!
14. Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery? He wanted to make “elf”-inspired pastries!
15. How does an elf stay up to date with the news? He reads the “Elf”-in Post!
16. What did the elf say to the misbehaving reindeer? “You’re on the ‘elf’ list now!”
17. Why did the elf start a garden? He wanted to grow some “elf”-alfa sprouts!
18. What did the elf say when he got caught in a rainstorm? “I’m all ‘elf’ and wet now!”
19. How does an elf make his coffee? With a little “elf”-espresso machine!
20. What’s an elf’s favorite type of bread? “Elf”-in bread, of course!
21. Why was the elf always calm? He practiced “elf”-control!
22. What do you call an elf who knows martial arts? A “kung ‘elf’ master”!
23. Why did the elf wear earmuffs at the beach? He wanted to avoid the “elf”-ect of the seashells!
24. What did the elf say when he finished wrapping presents? “I’m all wrapped up in ‘elf’ work!”
25. Why did the elf bring a ladder to the store? He heard the prices were “elf”-elevated!
26. How did the elf make his bed? With “elf”-in sheets, of course!
27. What do you call an elf with an attitude? “Gr-elf”-y!
28. Why did the elf go to school? He wanted to be an “intellectual ‘elf’.”
29. What’s an elf’s favorite game? “Elf”-in Twister!
30. Why did the elf bring string to the party? He wanted to tie up some “elves”-in balloons!
31. How does an elf make tea? With tiny “elf”-in teacups!
32. What do you call an elf who loves science? An “explorer ‘elf'”!
33. Why did the elf go to acting school? He wanted to be an “elf”-made star!
34. What’s an elf’s favorite part of a book? The “elf”-abet!
35. Why did the elf sit on the shelf? He wanted to see the “elf”-in the room!
36. How do elves send messages? They “elf”-mail each other!
37. What do you call an elf who loves sweets? A “candy ‘elf'”!
38. Why did the elf go to the dentist? He had a toothache in his “elf”!
39. What do you call an elf who likes to fish? An “angler ‘elf'”!
40. Why did the elf put his shoes in the freezer? He wanted to have “elf”-shoes for dinner!
Best Elf Puns
Here are some Best Elf Puns.
41. What’s an elf’s favorite type of math? “Elf”-zebra!
42. Why did the elf go to the beach with a rake? He wanted to make “elf”-in sandcastles!
43. What do you call an elf with an apron? A “chef ‘elf'”!
44. Why did the elf bring a ladder to the gym? He heard they had “elf”-elevating workouts!
45. What’s an elf’s favorite board game? “Settlers of ‘Elf’an!”
46. Why did the elf bring a broom to the party? He heard they were “elves”-cleaning the place!
47. How do elves communicate from a distance? They “elf”-phone each other!
48. What do you call an elf who loves to dance? A “ballet ‘elf'”!
49. Why did the elf go to the computer store? He needed a new “mouse ‘elf'”!
50. What’s an elf’s favorite way to exercise? “Elf”-aerobics, of course!
Final Thoughts about Elf Jokes
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