Engineer Jokes

50 Funny Engineer Jokes

ByJim John

Here are 50 Funny Engineer Jokes and the Best Engineer Puns for Kids and Adults.

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Engineer Puns

Here are 50 collections of Funny Engineer Jokes.

1. Why did the engineer break up with their calculator? Because they felt like it was just adding to their problems.

2. How do engineers stay cool in the summer? They open Windows.

3. Parallel lines have so much in common—it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

4. What’s an engineer’s favorite type of tree? The binary tree, of course!

5. Why did the programmer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.

6. What’s the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons, and civil engineers build targets.

7. Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

8. What did the engineer say when he found a discrepancy in his calculations? “It’s a margin of error.”

9. Two atoms were talking. One said, “I think I just lost an electron.” The other asked, “Are you positive?”

10. Why did the engineering student bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house.

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11. Why do engineers always carry a pencil behind their ears? In case they need to draw a line in the sand.

12. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

13. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet”!

14. The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees it as half empty. The engineer sees it as twice as large as it needs to be.

15. What’s an engineer’s favorite song? “Can’t Stop the Feeling” by Justin Timberlake, because they love that moment when the code finally compiles.

16. Why did the engineer go to therapy? To work on their issues.

17. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

18. Why don’t engineers trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.

19. How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console it.

20. Why did the engineer bring a pencil to the interview? In case they needed to draw a line of code.

21. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes.

22. Why did the engineer put their money in liquids? Because they wanted liquid assets.

23. How do you know if an engineer is outgoing? They look at your shoes instead of their own when they talk to you.

24. Why did the engineer cross the road? To render the other side.

25. How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? No, that’s a hardware problem.

26. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

27. What do you call an engineer who can sing? A tuneful engineer.

28. Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many branches.

29. Why did the engineer get kicked out of the party? They brought too much “baggage.”

30. How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You “console” it.

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31. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet” meticulously.

32. Why did the engineer wear glasses in math class? To improve di-vision.

33. Why don’t programmers like to go outside? The graphics are amazing, but the plot is terrible.

34. How did the programmer die in the shower? He followed the shampoo bottle’s instructions: Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

35. Why did the programmer quit their job? They didn’t get arrays.

36. Why did the engineer bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house.

37. Why did the mathematician break up the graph? They found someone more in line with their values.

38. Why do programmers prefer using dark mode? Less “light” equals more “coding.”

39. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bugs.

40. Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn’t get “null” compliments.

Best Engineer jokes

Here are the Best Engineer jokes.

41. What do you call a programmer from Finland? Nerdic.

42. Why do programmers hate nature? It has too many bugs.

43. Why did the computer go on a date with the printer? Because it found it “attractive.”

44. Why did the programmer go broke? Because he lost all his cache.

45. How do you organize a fantastic space party? You “planet” well in advance.

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46. Why don’t programmers like parties? They’re afraid of getting caught in an infinite loop of social interactions.

47. What’s a computer’s favorite beat? An algo-rhythm.

48. Why did the database break up with the spreadsheet? It found someone more relational.

49. Why don’t programmers like the sun? It burns their skin and causes too many reflections.

50. What’s an engineer’s favorite type of shoe? Crocs, because they’re functional and comfortable, just like their code.

Final Thoughts about Engineer Jokes

Remember, humor is subjective, so different people may find jokes funny. But I hope these Engineer jokes brought a smile to your face!  You can find them from YOJOKE to hear more about Occupation Jokes.

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