100 Funny Grape Jokes
Here are 100 Funny Grape Jokes and the Best Grape Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Here is the 100 collection of Funny Grape Jokes.
1. How do you make a grape laugh? You grape it!
2. Why did the grape go to the doctor? It was feeling a little “raisin” able!
3. What do you call a group of musical grapes? The Grape Symphony!
4. How did the grape escape from the vineyard? It “raisin”d the alarm and made a swift getaway!
5. What did the grape say to the vine? “You’re grape!”
6. Why did the grape go to school? To get a little “vine-education”!
7. What’s a grape’s favorite type of music? Pop-grape!
8. How do grapes solve problems? They “wine” about them!
9. What did one grape say to the other grape in the grocery store? “Stay close! We don’t want to “wine” up in someone’s cart!”
10. Why did the grape go to the party? I heard it was going to be a “grape” time!
11. What do you get when you cross a grape and a detective? A grapevine investigator!
12. How did the grape feel after running a marathon? Absolutely “exhaust-grape” ed!
13. What’s a grape’s favorite sport? Squash!
14. Why was the grape crying? It got into a jam!
15. What did the grape say to the lemon at the fruit party? “You’re looking citrus-ly good tonight!”
16. Why did the grape go to the concert? It wanted to see its favorite “grape” band perform!
17. What do you call a grape that can sing? A grape-er!
18. How do grapes say hello to each other? They give a little “grape-vine” wave!
19. How do you catch a runaway grape? With a grapevine!
20. What do grapes do when they’re in trouble? They call the raisin crowd for help!
21. What did the grape say to the pear? “Stop being such a bad “grape”!”
22. Why did the grape go to the dentist? It needed a little “vine-erary” work!
23. How do you make a grape go red? Tell it to turn “raisin”!
24. What do you call a grape with a sunburn? A grape-raisin!
25. Why did the grape go to the library? It wanted to learn about its grape heritage!
26. What did the grape say to the watermelon? “You’re one in a “melon”!”
27. How do grapes celebrate birthdays? They throw a “grape” party!
28. What do you call a grape with a great sense of humor? A “grape” joker!
29. Why was the grape blushing? It saw the raisin it had a crush on!
30. How do grapes like to travel? In a bunch!
31. What did the grape say to the banana? “You’re a-peeling!”
32. How did the grape propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a grape ring!
33. Why did the grape go to the gym? It wanted to get “grape” in shape!
34. What do you call a grape that can juggle? A grape-fruit!
35. What did the grape say to the pineapple at the beach? “You’re one tropical fruit, my friend!”
36. How did the grape become a movie star? It had great “grape talent”!
37. Why did the grape go to the spa? It wanted to relax and “un-wine”d.
38. What’s a grape’s favorite exercise? Vine yoga!
39. How do grapes communicate with each other? They use grapevine messaging!
40. Why did the grape get in trouble at school? It was caught “vine-ing” in the hallways!
41. What’s a grape’s favorite season? Vine-ter!
42. What did the grape say to the orange? “You’re a-peeling too!”
43. How do grapes throw a party? They pop the cork and have a grape time!
44. Why did the grape become a lawyer? It was a natural at arguing its case and making convincing “grape”-menus!
45. What do you call a grape that’s been around the world? A well-traveled grape!
46. Why did the grape go on a diet? It wanted to shed some “wine” pounds!
47. What do you call a grape that loves to dance? A grape-shaker!
48. How do grapes travel long distances? They take the “vine”-way train!
49. What did the grape say to the strawberry? “You’re so berry sweet!”
50. What do you call a grape that’s always late? Tardigrade!
51. How do grapes make decisions? They trust their “grape” instincts!
52. What’s a grape’s favorite dessert? Grape pie!
53. Why did the grape get an award? It was recognized for its “grape” achievements!
54. What did the grape say to the bee? “Buzz off, I’m busy being grape!”
55. How do grapes apologize? They say, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to wine about it!”
56. Why did the grape go to the casino? It wanted to try its luck at the slot machines and win some “grape” rewards!
57. What do you call a grape that’s been working out? A “muscat” -le grape!
58. How do grapes study for tests? They “wine” and cram all night!
59. What did the grape say to the watermelon during their race? “You can’t “beat” me!”
60. Why did the grape go on a road trip? It wanted to explore new “grape” destinations!
61. What’s a grape’s favorite type of dance? The grape-vine!
62. How do grapes greet each other in the morning? “Good morning, vine and dandy!”
63. What’s a grape’s favorite exercise machine? The treadmill, for a great “grape” workout!
64. How do grapes get their hair done? They go to the “grape” salon and get a stylish vine cut!
65. What did the grape say to the cherry? “You’re so cherry-rific!”
66. How do grapes express their emotions? They wear their hearts on their vines!
67. Why did the grape go to the gym? It wanted to get “grape” gains!
68. What did the grape say to the melon at the fruit buffet? “Let’s make it a fruit-tastic feast!”
69. How do grapes relax after a long day? They take a relaxing bath in a tub of grape juice!
70. Why did the Grape start a band? It wanted to create some “grape” music!
71. How do grapes express their creativity? They paint grape masterpieces!
72. What did one grape say to the other grape on Halloween? “Let’s dress up as grape ghosts and scare everyone!”
73. Why did the grape enroll in cooking classes? It wanted to learn how to make grape dishes!
74. What’s a grape’s favorite board game? “Grape”-es!
75. How do grapes stay organized? They use grape calendars and make “vine”-tory lists!
76. What did the grape say to the peach when it won the race? “You’re a-peach-rated for the competition!”
77. Why did the grape become a motivational speaker? It wanted to inspire others to reach their “grape” -ness!
78. How do grapes handle tough situations? They “grape” with them and find a way to come out stronger!
79. Why did the Grape become an actor? I loved being in the spotlight and performing “grape”-tactic roles!
80. What did the grape say to the Kiwi during a friendly game? “Let’s keep it kiwi and grape!”
81. How do grapes make decisions together? They hold “grape” discussions and come to a “bunch” consensus!
82. What’s a grape’s favorite subject in school? History, because they love learning about their “grape” ancestors!
83. Why did the grape bring an umbrella to the picnic? I heard it was going to be a “grape” day!
84. How do grapes express their love? They give a big “grape” hug and a kiss on the vine!
85. What did one grape say to the other grape during the magic show? “Abra-grape-dabra!”
86. Why did the grape go on a roller coaster? It wanted to experience the “grape” thrill!
87. How do grapes stay in shape? They participate in grape-robics!
88. What did the grape say to the blueberry? “You’re berry special to me!”
89. Why did the grape go to the casino? I heard they had grape-fruit machines!
90. How do grapes write love letters? They use grape ink!
91. What did the grape say to the pear when it told a funny joke? “You cracked me up! You’re a real pear-body!”
92. How do grapes solve puzzles? They use their grape mind!
93. Why did the grape get a passport? It wanted to go on a grape adventure!
94. What’s a grape’s favorite movie genre? Grape-romance!
95. How do grapes show their support? They “raisin'” their voices!
96. Why did the grape go to the dance competition? It wanted to be crowned the “grape” -est dancer!
97. What do you call a grape that can’t stop dancing? A grape-trotter!
98. How do grapes keep their secrets? They lock them up in the grape vault!
99. What did one grape say to the other grape during a race? “Let’s win this in a bunch!”
100. Why did the grape go to the airport? It wanted to catch a flight on the “grape”-lanes!
Best Grape Jokes
Here are collections of Best Grape Joke.
1. How do grapes relax at home? They enjoy a good soak in the grape tub!
2. What did the grape say to the plum? “Let’s make some fruity music together!”
3. Why did the grape go to the farm? It wanted to meet its grapevine family!
4. How do grapes make important decisions? They “wine” and weigh their options!
5. What did the grape say when it got a promotion at work? “I’m grateful for this opportunity!”
6. Why did the grape go to the music concert? It wanted to experience the grape tunes live!
7. How do grapes keep their skin looking good? They follow a strict “grape”-skin regimen!
8. What do you call a grape that can play multiple instruments? A multi-vine musician!
9. Why did the grape join a book club? It wanted to explore grape literature!
10. How do grapes throw surprise parties? They keep it “grape”-secret until the last moment!
11. What did the grape say to the cherry when they became friends? “We make a great fruit pair!”
12. How do grapes express their gratitude? They say, “Thanks a bunch!”
13. Why did the grape become a teacher? It wanted to spread its grape knowledge!
14. How do grapes navigate through the city? They use grape maps!
15. What did the grape say to the apple during a race? “You’re a tough competitor, but I’m going to wine!”
16. Why did the grape go to the theater? I wanted to see a grape performance on stage!
17. How do grapes stay cool during the summer? They chill in the grape cooler!
18. What do you call a grape that tells jokes in multiple languages? A polyglot vine!
19. Why did the grape go to the party alone? I couldn’t find a raisin to bring!
20. How do Grapes write poetry? They let their thoughts ferment and pour their emotions into grape verses!
21. What did the grape say to the apple when it was feeling down? “Don’t worry, everything will turn out grape in the end!”
Final thoughts about Grape Jokes
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