Here are 50 Funny Fig Jokes and the Best Fig Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Here is the collection of 50 Fig jokes.
1. Why did the fig go to school? Because it wanted to be a smarty-pants!
2. What do you call a fig that loves to dance? A jiggy fig!
3. Why was the fig always calm? Because it knew how to stay fig-id!
4. How do you make a big laugh? Tell it a funny fruit pun!
5. What did one pig say to the other fig on their vacation? “I figured we’d have a great time!”
6. Why did the fig break up with the raisin? It couldn’t stand all the grapevine drama!
7. What’s a fig’s favorite type of music? Jazz, because it loves to jam!
8. How do you know if a fig is happy? It’s full of fig-tastic energy!
9. Why did the fig sit in the shade? It didn’t want to turn into a raisin just yet!
10. What’s a fig’s favorite exercise? Figure skating!
11. Why did the fig get in trouble at school? Because it was caught being a little too fig-ht!
12. What did the fig say to the apple? “You’re the apple of my pie!”
13. How do you make a fig roll? Push it down a hill!
14. What did the fig say to the orange when it was feeling down? “Don’t worry, peel better soon!”
15. What do you call a fig that’s pretending to be something it’s not? A fib-ber!
16. Why did the fig go to therapy? It had too many internal fights!
17. What’s a fig’s favorite type of movie? Anything with action and fight scenes!
18. How do you comfort a sad fig? Give it a big fig hug!
19. What do you call a fig that can sing? A fig-talented performer!
20. Why did the fig get a ticket? Because it was parked in a “no-fig-king” zone!
21. What do you call a fig that’s always on time? A punctual!
22. Why did the fig go to the gym? It wanted to get in better fighting shape!
23. What’s a fig’s favorite accessory? A fig-back ride!
24. How do you catch a squirrel using a fig? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
25. Why was the fig invited to the party? Because it’s a real crowd-fig-leaser!
26. What’s a fig’s favorite social media platform? Vine, of course!
27. Why was the fig blushing? Because it saw the banana peel!
28. What do you call a fig who’s good with money? A financial expert!
29. Why did the fig go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit fig-mented!
30. What’s a fig’s favorite game? Hide and fig-seek!
31. Why did the fig get an award? Because it was a figment of everyone’s imagination!
32. How do you make a big smile? Pick it up and tickle its underside!
33. What’s a fig’s favorite Shakespearean play? “Much Ado About Fig-thing”!
34. Why did the fig get in trouble at the art class? It couldn’t stop fig-doodling!
35. What’s a fig’s favorite winter activity? Figure skating on frozen ponds!
36. Why did the fig become an actor? I loved playing a role in fig-tion!
37. How do you make a fig feel important? Give it a lead role in the fruit salad!
38. What’s a fig’s favorite place in a house? The fig-bathroom!
39. Why did the fig start a band? Because it wanted to hit the high fig notes!
40. How do you organize a fantastic fig party? Just let it happen “naturally”!
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41. What’s a fig’s favorite word? “Fig-mentary” – a documentary about figs!
42. Why was the fig always invited to art shows? Because it had a great sense of fig-esthetic!
43. What’s a fig’s favorite outdoor activity? Fig-nic in the park!
44. Why did the fig get an award? Because it had the most figured-out life!
45. What’s a fig’s favorite clothing item? A fig-leaf fashion statement!
46. Why did the fig start a YouTube channel? It wanted to share its fig-tastic recipes!
47. What’s a fig’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Fig-tune”!
48. Why was the fig a great student? It always had the right answers in the figures class!
49. How do you make a fig float? Add two scoops of ice cream and some root beer!
50. What did the fig say to the banana when it was leaving? “Don’t split, we make a great bunch!”
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