50 Funny Lollipop Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Lollipop Jokes and the Best Lollipop Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Lollipop Jokes
Here is the collection of 50 Lollipop jokes.
1. Why did the lollipop go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie!
2. What do you call a lollipop that can sing? A pop star!
3. Why did the lollipop break up with the candy cane? It found someone sweeter!
4. What did the lollipop say to the ice cream? “You’re so cool!”
5. Why did the lollipop refuse to share? It was too stuck up!
6. How does a lollipop greet its friend? “Sucker for seeing you!”
7. What’s a lollipop’s favorite type of music? Lollapalooza!
8. What do you get when you cross a lollipop and a computer? A sticky website!
9. Why did the lollipop go to the doctor? It was feeling like lollygagging!
10. What did the teacher say to the unruly lollipop? “Stick to your studies!”
11. How did the lollipop propose to its partner? With a candy ring!
12. What do you call a lollipop with a bad attitude? A sourpuss!
13. What’s a lollipop’s favorite game? Suck-er for Scrabble!
14. Why did the lollipop go to the gym? It wanted to get a good lick!
15. What’s a lollipop’s favorite movie genre? Suck-sense!
16. How do lollipops stay in shape? They do suck-erobics!
17. What do you get when you cross a lollipop with a porcupine? A sticky situation!
18. Why did the lollipop go to the art class? To improve its lolly-graphy!
19. What do you call a group of lollipops? A lick-herd!
20. Why did the lollipop get an award? It was outstanding in its field!
21. What’s a lollipop’s favorite place? The candy aisle!
22. Why did the lollipop become a detective? It had a knack for solving sticky mysteries!
23. What do you call a lollipop that can ride a bike? A cycle-pop!
24. Why did the lollipop turn red? Because it saw the candy cane!
25. What did the lollipop say to the chocolate bar? “You’re so sweet, we should stick together!”
26. Why did the smartphone give a lollipop to its owner? It wanted to sweeten the deal!
27. What’s a lollipop’s favorite hobby? Suck-boarding!
28. How did the lollipop perform on its test? It aced the stick exam!
29. What’s a lollipop’s favorite game show? Who Wants to Be a Sweetillionaire?
30. Why did the lollipop go to the dance? It wanted to find its sugar partner!
31. What’s a lollipop’s favorite Shakespeare play? “Suckbeth”!
32. Why was the lollipop feeling down? Because it thought everyone was giving it the cold shoulder!
33. How do you catch a flying lollipop? With a lollipop net!
34. What’s a lollipop’s favorite social media platform? Pop-diagramm!
35. Why did the lollipop start a band? It wanted to be a pop sensation!
36. What did one lollipop say to another at the party? “We know how to stick around!”
37. Why did the lollipop start a business? It had a lot of stick-to-itiveness!
38. What’s a lollipop’s favorite type of book? Pop-up books!
39. How did the lollipop win the race? It ran lickety-split!
40. Why did the lollipop get a ticket? It was caught sticking around where it shouldn’t!
Best Lollipop Jokes
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41. What did the lollipop say to the lemonade? “You make my life so sweet!”
42. Why did the lollipop go to the doctor? It had a sugar rush!
43. What’s a lollipop’s favorite dance move? The twist and lick!
44. Why did the lollipop bring a ladder? It wanted to reach new heights of sweetness!
45. What’s a lollipop’s favorite plant? A lollipop tree!
46. Why did the lollipop start a blog? It had a lot of pop-culture knowledge!
47. What did the lollipop say to the chocolate chip cookie? “You’re chipper, I’m stuck-up!”
48. Why did the lollipop go to the beach? To get a tan and a sugar rush!
49. What’s a lollipop’s favorite subject in school? Pop-geometry!
50. Why did the lollipop want to become a comedian? Because it loved getting a good laugh-stick!
Final Thoughts about Lollipop Jokes
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