100 Funny Mouse Jokes
Here are 100 Mouse Jokes and the Best Mouse Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Mouse Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Mouse and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Mouse Puns
Here are 100 Funny Mouse Jokes for you:
1. Why did the mouse go to school? To improve its “click” rate!
2. What did the mouse say when it slipped on the ice? “I’m falling for you!”
3. How does a computer mouse stay in shape? It does “modernize”!
4. What did one mouse say to the other at Christmas? “Have a “merry” Christmas!”
5. Why was the mouse afraid of the water? It didn’t want to get “mouse-ted!”
6. What kind of car does a mouse drive? A “mouse-tang”!
7. What did the mouse say to the webcam? “Cheese!” Say, “Cheese!”
8. What do you call a mouse with no legs? A “furball”!
9. Why did the mouse go to outer space? To find a new “mouse-astronaut”!
10. How does a mouse hold its breath underwater? It uses “mouse-to-gills”!
11. Why did the mouse bring string to the party? In case it needed to “mouse-tie”!
12. What’s a mouse’s favorite game console? The “mouse-box”!
13. Why did the mouse join the band? Because it had great “mouse-ical” talent!
14. What did one mouse say to the other when it was raining? “I think I felt a “mouse-drop!”
15. Why was the mouse so good at basketball? It could really “dribble”!
16. What do you call a mouse with a map? A “mouse-tour” guide!
17. How did the mouse feel when it got a compliment? It was “mouse-terrific”!
18. Why did the mouse become a detective? It wanted to solve “whiskery” mysteries!
19. What’s a mouse’s favorite subject in school? “Mouse-ic” class!
20. What’s a mouse’s favorite fairytale? “Cinder-mouse-la”!
21. How did the mouse learn to speak in codes? It took “mouse espionage” classes!
22. What do you get when you cross a mouse and a canary? A “cheesy” tweet!
23. Why did the mouse become an astronaut? It wanted to explore the “cheese-steroid” belt!
24. What’s a mouse’s favorite game? “Hide and squeak!”
25. Why did the mouse become a DJ? It loved to “scratch” records!
26. How do mice celebrate their birthdays? With a “cheesecake”!
27. What do you call a mouse with a large ego? A “big cheese”!
28. Why did the mouse bring a ladder to the computer? To reach the “mouse-pad”!
29. What did the mouse say to the computer? “You’re gouda-be kidding me!”
30. Why did the mouse start a band? It wanted to be a “mouse-Asian”!
31. How does a mouse use a phone? It makes “mouse calls”!
32. What did the mouse say when it lost its tail? “It’s all un-tail-achievable!”
33. What’s a mouse’s favorite dance move? The “cheese slide”!
34. Why did the mouse become a weather forecaster? It was good at predicting “mouse-true”!
35. What did the mouse chef say when it served dessert? “Here’s the “mice” cream!”
36. How do mice celebrate Halloween? They go trick-or-“cheese”!
37. Why did the mouse become a poet? To write “mouse-memorizing” poems!
38. What did the mouse say to the cat? “You’ve got to be kitten me!”
39. How do mice stay healthy? They do “mouse-arobics”!
40. Why did the mouse join a choir? It loved to “squeak” in harmony!
41. What did the mouse say when it saw its crush? “You make my heart “squeak”!
42. How do mice communicate online? They use “mouse-to-mouse” messaging!
43. Why did the mouse become a comedian? It loved to “mouse around”!
44. What’s a mouse’s favorite dessert? “Cheese-cake”!
45. How did the mouse get out of the maze so quickly? It took a “short mouse”!
46. Why did the mouse take up painting? It wanted to create “mouse-centerpieces”!
47. What’s a mouse’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Cheese”!
48. How did the mouse become an artist? It had a natural “mustache” for painting!
49. What did the mouse say when it saw cheese in the trap? “Brie careful!”
50. Why did the mouse become a gardener? It loved to “grow very”!
51. What do you call a mouse that can pick locks? A “master mouse”!
52. How do mice send messages? By “mouse-enger”!
53. Why did the mouse start a blog? It wanted to share its “mouse-tastic” adventures!
54. What’s a mouse’s favorite type of music? “Cheesy” tunes!
55. How did the mouse learn to ride a bike? It used “mouse-cles”!
56. What do you call a mouse that can play the piano? A “keyboard” player!
57. How did the mouse outsmart the cat? It used “mouse-over” techniques!
58. Why did the mouse become a lifeguard? To save “cheese” swimmers!
59. What’s a mouse’s favorite magic trick? “Cheese-ping” disappearing acts!
60. How did the mouse become a fashion designer? It had a great sense of “mouse-style”!
61. What do you get when you cross a mouse with a frog? A “jumping” rodent!
62. Why did the mouse start a detective agency? To solve “whiskery” cases!
63. How does a mouse feel when it hears a good joke? “Mice and giggles!”
64. What do you call a mouse that can play the guitar? A “strum-mouse”!
65. How did the mouse learn to surf? It caught some “cheese” waves!
66. What’s a mouse’s favorite movie genre? “Mouse-icals”!
67. Why did the mouse become a banker? It loved to count “cheese”!
68. What’s a mouse’s favorite board game? “Mouse-trap”!
69. How did the mouse learn to play chess? It had a natural “mouse mind” for strategy!
70. What do you call a mouse that can do magic? A “mouse-titian”!
71. Why did the mouse become a news reporter? To cover “cheesy” stories!
72. What’s a mouse’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Believing” in cheese!
73. How did the mouse become a pilot? It flew “cheese-ily”!
74. What do you call a mouse that plays sports? A “champ-cheese”!
75. Why did the mouse become a lifeguard? It was an expert at the “butter paddle”!
76. How did the mouse become a comedian? It loved to tell “cheesy” jokes!
77. What’s a mouse’s favorite social media platform? “Mouse-book”!
78. Why did the mouse join a dance troupe? To perform “mouse-ical” routines!
79. How did the mouse get its driving license? It passed the “cheese-ical” test!
80. What do you call a mouse with a map? A “mou-seer”!
81. Why did the mouse become a chef? It loved to create “mouse-watering” dishes!
82. How does a mouse go on vacation? It takes a “mousetrap”!
83. What’s a mouse’s favorite sport? “Squeak-er”!
84. Why did the mouse start a band? It wanted to play “mouse-ic”!
85. How do mice solve problems? They “think out-mouse”!
86. What do you call a mouse with a crown? A “king-cheese”!
87. Why did the mouse go to school? To become “mouse-trade”!
88. What’s a mouse’s favorite game console? The “mouse station”!
89. How did the mouse learn to knit? It had a natural “mouse talent” for it!
90. Why did the mouse become an acrobat? To perform “cheesy” stunts!
Best Mouse jokes
Here are some Best Mouse Jokes.
91. What do you call a mouse with a boat? A “captain-cheese”!
92. Why did the mouse start a cooking show? To share its “masterful” recipes!
93. How did the mouse learn to speak French? It took “mouse classes”!
94. What’s a mouse’s favorite season? “Cheese-mas”!
95. Why did the mouse start a blog? To share its “mouse-ings”!
96. How did the mouse become a pilot? It flew with “cheese-ion”!
97. What do you call a mouse with a briefcase? A “business cheese”!
98. Why did the mouse become an architect? It loved to build “mouse-mates”!
99. What’s a mouse’s favorite game to play with cats? “Catch the tail”!
100. How does a mouse study for exams? It uses “mouse-mory” techniques!
Final thoughts about MousePuns
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