Pencil Jokes

50 Funny Pencil Jokes

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Here are 50 Funny Pencil Jokes and the Best Pencil Puns for Kids and Adults.

Here is our top list of Pencil Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Pencil and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.

Pencil Jokes

Here are 50 jokes about Pencil.

1. Why did the pencil go to therapy? It had too many unresolved points.

2. What did one pencil say to the other? “You’re looking sharp today!”

3. How do you organize a space party? You “planet” with a pencil.

4. Why was the pencil sad? It couldn’t draw any attention.

5. What did the eraser say to the pencil? “You’re my type – we rub along well!”

6. Why did the pencil bring a ladder to the art class? To draw higher perspectives!

7. What did the pencil say to the paper? “I dot my ‘i’s on you.”

8. Why did the math book look sad in the art class? It saw too many problems with pencils.

9. How do pencils stay in shape? They do a lot of “draw-cases.”

10. Why do pencils make terrible comedians? Because their jokes are always too “pointless.”

11. What do you call a pencil that can sing? A pencil-lip.

12. Why was the pencil so good at making decisions? It had a sharp mind.

13. What did the pencil say to the pencil sharpener at the party? “You complete me!”

14. How does a pencil feel when it’s finished drawing? Sketchy.

15. Why was the pencil always in a hurry? It had too many deadlines.

Pencil Jokes

16. Why did the pencil blush? Because it saw the sharpener in its underwear.

17. How do pencils get their point across? With a lot of leadership.

18. Why did the pencil bring a backpack to the art class? To carry its graphite essentials!

19. Why did the pencil fail the math test? It couldn’t count on its fingers.

20. How does a pencil feel after a tough workout? Drawn out.

21. What did the pencil say to the ruler? “You rule, but I’m the right choice.”

22. Why was the pencil cold? It forgot to put on its pencil skirt.

23. What’s a pencil’s favorite game? Draw and seek!

24. Why did the pencil fail the art class? It couldn’t draw a line between good and bad.

25. What’s a pencil’s favorite kind of music? Heavy metal.

26. Why did the pencil get an award? It always knew how to draw attention.

27. What’s a pencil’s favorite dessert? Pencil-vanilla ice cream.

28. Why do pencils make bad secret agents? They’re always leaving a paper trail.

29. What did the pencil say when it broke? “Oh, snap!”

30. Why was the pencil the teacher’s pet? It always had a “point” to make.

Pencil Jokes

31. How does a pencil sharpen its mind? By staying led in learning.

32. What do you call a pencil that’s had plastic surgery? A re-pencil.

33. Why did the pencil go for therapy? To get to the point of its problems.

34. How do pencils communicate? They just scribble notes to each other.

35. What’s a pencil’s favorite movie genre? Sketch-comedy.

36. Why did the pencil sneak into the art class? It wanted to “draw” attention.

37. What’s a pencil’s favorite type of exercise? Pencil-ups.

38. Why was the pencil feeling so tired? It had too many lead roles.

39. How do pencils apologize? They say they’re “so graphite-ful.”

40. Why did the pencil go on a diet? It wanted to lose weight, one line at a time.

Best Pencil jokes

Here are some Best Pencil Jokes.

41. What’s a pencil’s favorite type of game? Darts, because it involves sharp points!

42. Why did the pencil bring a fan to the art class? It wanted to stay cool under pressure.

43. What do you call a pencil that can’t stop moving? Rest-less.

44. Why did the pencil get a promotion? It had a “sharp” wit.

45. What did the pencil say when it couldn’t write anymore? “I need to draw the line somewhere.”

Pencil Jokes

46. Why did the pencil break up with the pen? It couldn’t handle the ink-trigue.

47. How does a pencil handle stress? It takes deep graphite breaths.

48. Why was the pencil always on the computer? It wanted to draw in a digital world.

49. What’s a pencil’s favorite exercise at the gym? Pencil-pushups.

50. Why did the pencil apply for a job? It wanted to get to the “point” of success.

Final Thoughts about Pencil Jokes

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