70 Funny Rock Jokes
Here are 70 Funny Rock Jokes and the Best Rock Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Rock Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Rock and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Rock Jokes
Here are 70 jokes about Rock.
1. Why did the geologist go broke? He couldn’t find any “rock” solid investments!
2. Did you hear about the music-loving rock? It was really into “hard” rock!
3. What do you call a rock that’s always telling jokes? A “rock”-on-tour!
4. What’s a rock’s favorite dessert? A “rocky” road sundae!
5. How do rocks celebrate their birthdays? They throw a “rockin'” party!
6. Why did the rock refuse to listen to music? It was afraid of getting chipped in the “rock” concerts!
7. What do you get when you cross a rock and a roll? Rock and “roll” -ing laughter!
8. Why did the rock go to therapy? It had too many “deep-seated” issues!
9. What do you call a rock that’s great at math? An “arithmetic” rock!
10. What do you call a group of rocks playing music? A “rock” band, of course!
11. How do you make a rock float? You take away its “heavy” thoughts!
12. Why don’t rocks trust atoms? Because they make up “everything”!
13. What did the rock say to the volcano? “You’re really hot stuff!”
14. Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little “boulder”!
15. What’s a rock’s favorite social media platform? “Rock”-book!
16. Why was the rock drummer always in trouble? He couldn’t “rock” to a steady beat!
17. What did the rock say to the ocean? “You can’t erode me away!”
18. How do you organize a space rock party? You “asteroid” nicely!
19. What do you call a rock that’s a master of disguise? A “rock” chameleon!
20. Why did the sedimentary rock go to therapy? It had too many “layers” of issues!
21. What do you call a rock that’s on a roll? A “rock”-et!
22. How does a rock flirt? It uses a “sedimentary” charm!
23. Why don’t rocks play hide and seek? Because they always get “stuck” in one place!
24. What’s a rock’s favorite game? “Rock”-paper scissors, of course!
25. How do rocks stay cool in the summer? They go to the “shade” side!
26. What’s a rock’s favorite hairstyle? “Bedrock” chic!
27. Why don’t rocks trust the weather forecast? It’s always “unstable”!
28. Why did the Rock want to be an actor? It had a lot of “rock-solid” emotions to express!
29. What did the rock say to the mountain? “You’re a real ‘peak’ performer!”
30. Why did the Rock start a YouTube channel? It wanted to become a “rock” star!
31. How do you start a conversation with a shy rock? You break the “ice”!
32. What’s a rock’s favorite dance move? “Rock” and roll, of course!
33. Why was the rock always calm during exams? Because it was a “rock”-steady student!
34. How do you know if a rock is hungry? It starts “crumbling”!
35. What did one rock say to the other? “You rock my world!”
36. How did the Rock win the marathon? It had a lot of “stamina”!
37. Why did the rock go to therapy? It had too many “pressure” issues!
38. What’s a rock’s favorite type of music? “Rock” and roll, naturally!
39. Why did the rock refuse to go to school? It had a bad case of “bedrock” fever!
40. What’s a rock’s favorite TV show? “Modern Rock-family”!
41. How do you get a rock to talk? You “sedimentary” and start a conversation!
42. What do you call a rock that’s a computer genius? A “rock”-et scientist!
43. Why did the rock blush? It saw the “hard” place!
44. How do you apologize to a rock? You say you’re “sedimentary,” my dear rock!
45. What’s a rock’s favorite plant? A “rock”-rose!
46. Why did the rock go to the comedy club? I heard there would be a lot of “rock”-tors!
47. What do you call a rock that loves pop music? A “rock”-star!
48. Why did the rock refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting “chipped”!
49. What’s a rock’s favorite type of movie? “Rockumentary”!
50. How do you make a rock float in water? You “weigh” it down with humor!
51. What did the rock say to the volcano? “You make me melt!”
52. Why don’t rocks ever gossip? They have a “stony” silence!
53. What do you call a rock that likes to gamble? A “rock”-on-tour player!
54. How do you calm an anxious rock? You give it “gneiss” words of comfort!
55. What’s a rock’s favorite mode of transportation? “Roll” er coaster!
56. Why did the rock start a workout routine? It wanted to be “hard” as a rock!
57. What’s a rock’s favorite subject in school? “Geology,” of course!
58. How do you know if a rock is a good singer? It’s always “tuned” in!
59. What did the rock say to the diamond? “You’re a real gem!”
60. Why did the rock go to the party? It wanted to have a “mineral” time!
Best Rock Puns
Here are some Best Rock Puns.
61. What’s a rock’s favorite drink? “Mineral” water, naturally!
62. Why did the Rock start a cooking show? It had some “igneous” recipes to share!
63. What’s a rock’s favorite movie genre? “Rock”-documentary, hands down!
64. Why don’t rocks get in trouble? They have a “solid” reputation!
65. How do you get a rock to laugh? You tickle its “sediments”!
66. What did one rock say to the other during an argument? “Let’s not take this for “granite”!”
67. Why did the rock go to school? It wanted to get a little “smarter”!
68. What’s a rock’s favorite place to relax? The “rocking” chair, of course!
69. Why did the rock break up with the diamond? It felt like too much “pressure”!
70. How do you turn a rock into gold? You give it a good “mineral” makeover!
Final Thoughts about Rock Jokes
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