100 Funny Space jokes
Here are 100 Funny Space Jokes and the Best Space Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Space Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Space and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Space Jokes
Here are 100 jokes about Space.
1. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
2. I asked the moon for advice, but it was just a phase.
3. What do you call a lovable alien? E.T. the extra-hug-terrestrial!
4. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space.
5. How do you organize a space party? You are “planet” ahead!
6. Why was the math book sad in space? It had too many problems.
7. What do you call a group of musical planets? The “solar” panel.
8. Why did the comet break up with the other comet? It felt like they were just passing by.
9. How do astronauts use computers? They just hit the space bar!
10. Why was the astronaut always calm? He had out-of-this-world patience.
11. How do you throw a space party? You “meteor” expectations!
12. Why did the alien sit out of the game? It didn’t understand human rules.
13. What did the black hole say to the star? “Your light is too intense for me!”
14. Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to space? To take his career to the next level!
15. What’s an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer? The space bar.
16. Why don’t aliens eat fast food? Because they can’t catch up to our burgers!
17. How do you organize a space-themed wedding? You “orbit” around the dance floor!
18. What did the astronaut use to keep his pants up? An asteroid belt!
19. Why did the astronaut break up with his computer? It had too many space issues.
20. What did one astronaut say to the other before liftoff? “Space you soon!”
21. Why did the cow go to space? To see the moon up close!
22. What do you call an alien that’s good at math? An “extraterrestrial” calculator!
23. Why did the alien bring a pencil to space? To draw its constellations!
24. What did the alien say when it saw Earth’s art? “That’s out of this world!”
25. Why don’t astronauts use social media? They need more space in their lives.
26. How does the sun stay cool? It uses solar “flair” conditioning!
27. What do you call a funny alien? An “out-of-this-grin” extraterrestrial!
28. Why did the astronaut break up with the alien? It felt like they were in different orbits.
29. How do astronauts communicate? They use “space-talk” technology!
30. Why did the computer go to space school? To improve its “byte” size!
31. Why do aliens love fast food? Because they’re “e-takeout” specialists!
32. What did one asteroid say to the other? “You rock, buddy!”
33. Why don’t planets gossip? Because they’re too “uplifting”!
34. What did the astronaut wear to the party? A “spacesuit” and tie!
35. Why don’t aliens play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted!
36. How do aliens file their taxes? With “extraterrestrial” forms!
37. Why did the alien go to the doctor? It had a bad case of “space-itis”!
38. What do you call an alien who loves chocolate? A “mars”-mallow enthusiast!
39. Why did the sun go to therapy? It had too many “flare”-ups!
40. What do you call an alien that’s good at basketball? An “out-of-this-hoop” player!
41. Why did the astronaut bring a broom to space? To sweep away the stardust!
42. What did the astronaut say after coming back from the moon? “I’m over the moon!”
43. How do you make a tissue dance in space? You put a little boogie in it!
44. Why don’t astronauts play cards in space? Because there’s no atmosphere!
45. What did the alien say to the flower? “Take me to your weeder!”
46. Why was the astronaut a great comedian? He had great “space” timing!
47. How do astronauts throw a party? They “launch” the festivities!
48. What did the alien say after a rough landing? “That was a close encounter!”
49. Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to the spaceship? In case he wanted to go “up” in life!
50. How do aliens apologize? They “comet” to their mistakes!
51. What did the astronaut say to the computer? “Do you copy, HAL?”
52. Why did the astronaut bring a chicken to space? To show it what came first – the space or the egg!
53. How do astronauts write in space? They use “space” pens!
54. What’s an astronaut’s favorite cereal? “Flying Saucers” with milk from the Milky Way!
55. Why did the astronaut take a nap on the moon? Because he needed some “space” to rest!
56. What’s an alien’s favorite candy? Mars “rocks”!
57. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many “binary” relationships.
58. How do you greet a Martian? “How’s life on the red planet?”
59. Why was the astronaut always calm? He had out-of-this-world patience.
60. What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar!
61. Why did the asteroid apply for a job? It wanted to make a “stellar” impression!
62. How do you flirt with an alien? You use “cosmic” pickup lines!
63. What did the astronaut say to the alien? “You’re out of this world!”
64. Why did the alien bring a suitcase to Earth? It wanted to pack up some human experiences!
65. How do you organize a space-themed wedding? You “orbit” around the dance floor!
66. What did the astronaut say when he lost his key? “Houston, we have a problem!”
67. How do you keep an astronaut busy? You give him a “space” assignment!
68. Why did the planet go to therapy? It had too much “inner space” to explore.
69. What did the alien order at the restaurant? A “milky way” smoothie!
70. How does an astronaut relax? By floating around and enjoying the “space”!
71. What do you call an alien that’s a great singer? An “interstellar” vocalist!
72. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed more “personal space”!
73. How do you make an alien laugh? You tell a “cosmic” joke!
74. Why was the astronaut always so good at making decisions? He had “space” to think!
75. What do you call a spaceship that’s falling apart? An “astro-not”!
76. How do you throw a space party? You “meteor” expectations!
77. Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to the rocket? He wanted to take his career to the “next level”!
78. How do astronauts stay in shape? They do “interstellar” workouts!
79. Why did the moon break up with the sun? They had a “solar” disagreement!
80. What’s an alien’s favorite game? “Cosmic” hopscotch!
81. How do you get to know an alien’s thoughts? You use a “telepathescope”!
82. What’s an astronaut’s favorite dessert? “Space” ice cream!
83. Why was the alien always invited to parties? It had a great “out-of-this-world” sense of humor!
84. How does an astronaut stay entertained? By playing “asteroid” with friends!
85. What do you call a space rock that tells jokes? A “comedy-t”!
86. Why did the astronaut break up with his rocket? He needed to “blast off” on his own!
87. How do you fix a computer in space? You “space-bar” it to work properly!
88. Why did the star go to school? I wanted to be a “bright” student!
89. How does an astronaut like his coffee? “Black hole” and strong!
90. Why did the alien join a band? It had a knack for “out-of-this-world” music!
Best Space Puns
Here are some Best Space Puns.
91. What did the astronaut say to the alien who wanted to learn Earth’s languages? “It’s a piece of ‘space’ cake!”
92. Why was the astronaut a great artist? He had an “out-of-this-world” perspective!
93. How do you catch a flying saucer? With a “tractor” beam!
94. Why did the alien refuse to play hide and seek? It was too good at being “spotted”!
95. What’s an astronaut’s favorite holiday? “Stellar” New Year!
96. How do you find an alien’s favorite song? You use a “radioactive” detector!
97. What’s an astronaut’s favorite dance move? The “moon” walk!
98. Why did the sun go to therapy? It had too many “flare”-ups!
99. How do you throw a surprise party in space? You are “planet” carefully!
100. Why don’t aliens tell secrets on Earth? Because they can’t keep them “intergalactic”!
Final Thoughts about Space Jokes
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