100 Funny Alligator Jokes
Here are 100 Alligator Jokes and the Best Alligator Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Alligator Puns
Here are 100 Funny Alligator Jokes for you:
1. What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and scares you? An investigator!
2. Why did the alligator wear a vest? Because he wanted to look in-vest-alligator!
3. What do you call an alligator that’s a detective? An in-vest-alligator!
4. What do you call a crocodile that’s a secret agent? A spy-gator!
5. Why did the alligator go to the bank? To check his balance!
6. What do you call an alligator that’s good at math? An algae-gator!
7. What did the alligator say after he made a mistake? See you later, calculator!
8. What’s an alligator’s favorite game? Snap!
9. Why are alligators always so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin!
10. What’s an alligator’s favorite kind of shoe? Crocs, of course!
11. Why did the alligator start a band? Because he had some major scales!
12. How do alligators communicate on the internet? With instant-gator messaging!
13. What do you call an alligator that’s a handyman? A multi-gator!
14. Why do alligators make great detectives? Because they have sharp eyes!
15. What do you get when you cross an alligator and a flower? An in-vesti-gator!
16. Why did the alligator bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were in the house!
17. What did one alligator say to the other alligator when they saw something funny? That’s gator-ious!
18. Why do alligators like fast food? Because they can’t catch slow food!
19. How do alligators send messages? With snap-chats!
20. What’s an alligator’s favorite subject in school? Bite-feature!
21. Why did the alligator go to the dentist? To improve his “gator smile”!
22. How does an alligator stay healthy? By doing plenty of “gator-omics”!
23. What do you call an alligator in a vest with a briefcase? An investigator!
24. What do alligators use to clean their teeth? Tooth-gator brushes!
25. Why don’t alligators like fast food? They can’t catch it!
26. What did the alligator say when he got a job? “See you later, alligator!”
27. What’s an alligator’s favorite TV show? “Gator’s Anatomy”!
28. Why did the alligator get a ticket? He was caught “tailgating”!
29. What did the alligator say when he made a basket? “Swish-gator!”
30. Why did the alligator wear a crown? Because he was the king of the swamp!
31. What did the alligator say when he saw something unbelievable? “You’ve got to be gator-ing me!”
32. Why are alligators so good at solving puzzles? Because they’re experts at “Gatorade”!
33. How do alligators write? In “crocodile”-hand!
34. What’s an alligator’s favorite instrument? The “guitar-gator”!
35. Why did the alligator cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
36. What did the alligator say to the comedian? “You’re killing me, gator!”
37. How do you measure an alligator? In feet and inches, like everyone else!
38. What do you call an alligator that can play the piano? A “Key-gator”!
39. Why don’t alligators like fast food restaurants? Because they can’t catch the drive-thru!
40. What did the alligator say when he was offered a treat? “No thanks, I’m already stuffed gator!”
41. Why did the alligator become an architect? He loved designing “gator-genus” buildings!
42. What did the alligator say when he bumped into someone? “Oops, my missed gator!”
43. What’s an alligator’s favorite type of comedy? “Reptile” humor!
44. How do alligators like to end a conversation? With a snappy punchline!
45. Why do alligators make terrible doctors? They can’t help but “chomp” at the bit!
46. What do you call an alligator with a GPS? A “navigator”!
47. Why did the alligator go to art school? To master “gator-strokes”!
48. How do alligators send messages online? With e-gators!
49. What did the alligator say when he won a prize? “It was an in-gator-eating experience!”
50. Why don’t alligators like fast cars? They prefer to take it slow and steady!
51. What’s an alligator’s favorite ice cream flavor? Rocky Roadkill!
52. Why did the alligator start a restaurant? Because he was good at “gator-mommy”!
53. How do you spot an alligator wearing a disguise? He’s “in-gator-nito”!
54. What do alligators do before they start a game? They pre-gator!
55. What did the alligator say when he saw his reflection? “Lookin’ good, in-gator-nal reflection!”
56. Why did the alligator apply for a job at the zoo? He wanted to work in the “in-gator-motion” center!
57. What do you get when you mix an alligator and a snowstorm? A “cold-blooded” reptile!
58. Why are alligators so good at math? Because they know their “greater than” and “less than” signs!
59. What’s an alligator’s favorite sport? Swamp-ball!
60. Why did the alligator go to the party? Because he wanted to see some “tail-dancing”!
61. What did the alligator say when he got a present? “This is gator-if!”
62. How do you calm down an angry alligator? Give him plenty of “space-gator”!
63. What do you call an alligator with a great sense of humor? A “gator-riffic” comedian!
64. Why do alligators hate running? Because they can never find the right “gator-pace”!
65. What did the alligator say to his friend who was moving away? “See you later, in-gator-gator!”
66. Why did the alligator start a music band? Because he could play some mean “gator-tar” solos!
67. What did the alligator say when he saw a cute baby alligator? “Aww, that’s in-gator-credibly adorable!”
68. Why did the alligator blush? He saw the swamp’s finest lady, and she was “in-gator-resistible”!
69. How do you make an alligator laugh? You give him tickle-me-tail!
70. What’s an alligator’s favorite candy? Jawbreakers!
71. Why did the alligator become a chef? Because he loved to make “gator-met” meals!
72. What did the alligator say when he tasted something delicious? “This is gator-rific!”
73. Why don’t alligators play hide-and-seek? They’re always afraid of being “in-gator-napped”!
74. What’s an alligator’s favorite instrument in a jazz band? The “sax-agator”!
75. Why did the alligator bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to be the “in-gator-nary”!
76. What did the alligator say when he opened a can of soda? “Now that’s re-gator-ding!”
77. Why did the alligator wear sunglasses? To keep the sun out of his “in-gator-nal reflection”!
78. What do you get when you cross an alligator and a flower? An in-gator-flora!
79. How do alligators communicate with each other? With “in-gator-net” technology!
80. Why did the alligator go to school? To become an “edu-gator”!
81. What do you call an alligator that likes to play practical jokes? A “prank-agator”!
82. How do alligators end a conversation? With a snappy goodbye!
83. What did the alligator say when he finished a meal? “That was in-gator-credibly tasty!”
84. Why do alligators always carry an umbrella? In case of heavy “rain-gators”!
85. What’s an alligator’s favorite superhero? “In-gator-man”!
86. Why did the alligator go to the dentist? To get his “chompers” checked!
87. What do you call an alligator with a great vocabulary? An “article-gator”!
88. How do alligators send emails? With the “in-gator-net”!
89. What did the alligator say when he joined a race? “I’m ready to win-gator all!”
Best Alligator jokes
Here are some Best Alligator Jokes.
90. Why did the alligator start a YouTube channel? He wanted to share his “gator-ious” adventures!
91. What’s an alligator’s favorite type of shoe? “Croc”-et shoes!
92. Why did the alligator take a nap? He was feeling “in-gator-tied”!
93. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An “in-vest-alligator”!
94. How do you make an alligator smile? You tickle his funny bone!
95. Why don’t alligators like fast food? They prefer a “gator-met” meal!
96. What’s an alligator’s favorite fruit? “Croco-dates”!
97. Why did the alligator go to the doctor? He had a case of “in-gator-nal” distress!
98. What did the alligator say when he scored a touchdown? “That was an in-gator-accepted pass!”
99. How do you invite an alligator to your party? You are a “re-gator”!
100. Why did the alligator start a website? To become an “in-gator-net sensation”!
Final thoughts about Alligator Puns
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