100 Funny Snakes Jokes
Here are 100 Snakes Jokes and the Best Snakes Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Snakes Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Snakes and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Snakes Puns
Here are 100 Funny Snakes Jokes for you:
1. Why did the snake go to school? It wanted to improve its history knowledge!
2. What do you call a snake who works for the government? A civil serpent!
3. Why did the snake go on a diet? It wanted to shed a few scales!
4. What did the snake say to the comedian? You’re hysterical!
5. How do snakes write messages? With invisible ink!
6. What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory, of course!
7. Why did the snake become a florist? It wanted to stop being a hiss-ter!
8. What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 meters long? A pi-thon!
9. How do snakes order coffee? Espresso, please!
10. What did the snake say to the skeptical rabbit? Trust me, I’m not a slippy character!
11. Why did the snake start a band? It wanted to play the rattle!
12. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python!
13. Why did the snake start a dance class? It wanted to learn the snake shake!
14. What’s a snake’s favorite instrument? The hiss-trumpet!
15. What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Science!
16. Why did the snake buy a bed and breakfast? It wanted to make some history in the hospitality industry!
17. How do snakes pay for things? With scales!
18. What do you call a snake that works as a magician? A hiss-terical illusionist!
19. Why did the snake join the gym? It wanted to get more flexible!
20. What’s a snake’s favorite kind of movie? Sister comedies!
21. What did the snake take to the beach? Sunscreen!
22. Why did the snake break up with its calculator? It said, “You’re too constricting!”
23. What’s a snake’s favorite sport? Soccer!
24. Why did the snake become a detective? It was good at shedding its skin to reveal the truth!
25. What did the snake say to the shoe? I’m hysterically in love with you!
26. Why did the snake go to the spa? It wanted a sss-spa treatment!
27. What’s a snake’s favorite type of comedy? Slapstick!
28. Why did the snake go to the party? I heard there would be a lot of sss-snacks!
29. What’s a snake’s favorite instrument in the orchestra? The sss-slide trombone!
30. Why did the snake become a news anchor? It had a great history of reporting!
31. What do you call a snake with a car? A hiss-ter!
32. What did the snake say to the mouse on the computer? Time to hit the “ESC” button!
33. Why did the snake become a musician? It wanted to play the saxophone!
34. What’s a snake’s favorite dance move? The snakey shake!
35. Why did the snake go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit hysterical!
36. What do you call a snake who tells tall tales? A hiss-serial fiction!
37. Why did the snake become a hairdresser? It was good at giving slick hairstyles!
38. What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A python!
39. Why did the snake go to school? To improve its history knowledge!
40. What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 meters long? A pi-thon!
41. What’s a snake’s favorite kind of math? Statistics!
42. Why did the snake become a detective? It was good at shedding its skin to reveal the truth!
43. What did the snake say to the shoe? I’m hysterically in love with you!
44. Why did the snake go to the spa? It wanted a sss-spa treatment!
45. What’s a snake’s favorite type of comedy? Slapstick!
46. Why did the snake go to the party? I heard there would be a lot of sss-snacks!
47. What’s a snake’s favorite instrument in the orchestra? The sss-slide trombone!
48. Why did the snake become a news anchor? It had a great history of reporting!
49. What do you call a snake with a car? A hiss-ter!
50. What did the snake say to the mouse on the computer? Time to hit the “ESC” button!
51. Why did the snake become a musician? It wanted to play the saxophone!
52. What’s a snake’s favorite dance move? The snakey shake!
53. Why did the snake go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit hysterical!
54. What do you call a snake who tells tall tales? A hiss-serial fiction!
55. Why did the snake become a hairdresser? It was good at giving slick hairstyles!
56. What’s a snake’s favorite dessert? Strawberries and hiss-cream!
57. Why did the snake get a job at the zoo? It wanted to work in history!
58. What did the snake say to the shoe it liked? I’ve got a history of being attracted to you!
59. Why did the snake go to school? It wanted to learn about sss-scientific theories!
60. What’s a snake’s favorite hobby? Cheers!
61. Why did the snake start a dance school? It wanted to teach the salsa!
62. What do you call a snake who is a great storyteller? A hiss-terical raconteur!
63. Why did the snake go on a diet? It wanted to become sss-slimmer!
64. What’s a snake’s favorite type of book? His-historical fiction!
65. Why did the snake become a referee? It was good at making sss-snap decisions!
66. What did the snake say to the snail? Hurry up, sss-slowpoke!
67. Why did the snake start a cooking show? It was a hiss-ter-chef in the making!
68. What’s a snake’s favorite game? Scrabble!
69. Why did the snake become a yoga instructor? I wanted to learn the art of sss-serenity!
70. What do you call a snake who is always late? A sss-slacker!
71. Why did the snake become a rapper? It had some serious sss-skills!
72. What’s a snake’s favorite type of music? Soul!
73. Why did the Snake start a fashion line? It knew how to sss-strike a pose!
74. What did the snake say to the comedian? Your jokes are hysterical!
75. Why did the snake go to the gym? It wanted to work on its hiss-thesis!
76. What’s a snake’s favorite holiday? Hiss-ter-ical!
77. Why did the snake become a gardener? I loved to work with sss-soil!
78. What did the snake say to the calculator? You can count on me!
79. Why did the snake become a singer? It had a sss-sensational voice!
80. What’s a snake’s favorite dance move? The slither-slide!
81. Why did the snake become a lifeguard? It wanted to save his-trial swimmers!
82. What do you call a snake who loves to play practical jokes? A hiss-trial joker!
83. Why did the snake become a poet? It had a way with his-trial words!
84. What’s a snake’s favorite type of shoe? Ssstrappy sandals!
85. Why did the snake become a scientist? It wanted to study the sss-stars!
86. What did the snake say to the turtle? You’re so sss-slow!
87. Why did the snake become a painter? It was great at creating sss-surreal art!
88. What’s a snake’s favorite ice cream flavor? Sss-strawberry!
89. Why did the snake become a chef? It was good at making sss-soufflés!
90. What did the snake say to the frog? Will you be my toad-ally awesome friend?
Best Snakes jokes
Here are some Best Snakes Jokes.
91. Why did the snake become a magician? It could make things disappear with a sss-snappy trick!
92. What’s a snake’s favorite movie genre? Sssterious thrillers!
93. Why did the snake become a musician? It knew how to play the sss-xylophone!
94. What did the snake say to the scientist? I’m good at sss-solving mysteries!
95. Why did the snake become a photographer? It knew how to sss-snappy amazing shots!
96. What’s a snake’s favorite exercise? Stretching!
97. Why did the snake become a tour guide? It knew all the historical landmarks!
98. What did the snake say to the bee? Buzz off, I’m slitheriously busy!
99. Why did the snake become a teacher? It wanted to sss-share its knowledge!
100. What’s a snake’s favorite mode of transportation? Sssscooter!
Final thoughts about Snakes Puns
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