Here are 100 Cow Jokes and the Best Cow Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Cow Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about cows and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Here are 100 Funny Cow Jokes for you:
1. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
2. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they are lactose!
3. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers!
4. What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A moo-musician!
5. Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the Milky Way!
6. How do cows do math? With a cow curator!
7. What’s a cow’s favorite type of music? Moo-sic!
8. How do you make a cow float? Root beer, vanilla ice cream, and a cow!
9. What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated!
10. Why did the cow go to the comedy club? To see the utterly hilarious stand-up!
11. How does a cow make a phone call? With a hoof-dial!
12. What do you call a cow that meditates? A mindful mood!
13. Why was the cow afraid of the farmer? He was a real moo-doo!
14. What do you call a cow that likes to garden? A cow-cumber!
15. Why did the cow go to school? To improve its motivation!
16. How do cows send messages? E-moo!
17. What do cows read to relax? Cattle-logs!
18. Why did the cow become an astronaut? To explore the vast unimoo-verse!
19. What do you call a cow with a sense of humor? Laughing-stock!
20. How do cows stay fit? They do cow-lates!
21. What do cows say to greet each other? “Moo-cha!” (Like “Howdy!”)
22. What do you call a cow that loves to surf? A moo-mosquito!
23. Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work!
24. What do you call a cow that just had a baby? Decaffeinated!
25. What did the cow say to the mirror? “Moo-velous!”
26. How do cows write in their diaries? With a cow pen!
27. Why did the cow become a detective? It wanted to solve the great mystery!
28. What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
29. What do cows do for entertainment? Watch moo-vies!
30. Why did the cow go on a diet? It wanted to be a little less moo-bile!
31. What do cows do on a Friday night? Have a cow-trillion dance!
32. What did one cow say to the other at the gym? “Move it or lose it!”
33. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
34. What do cows use to keep their hair in place? Moos-tache wax!
35. What’s a cow’s favorite dessert? Moolten lava cake!
36. Why did the cow become an artist? It had a real flair for noodles!
37. What do you call a cow that likes to sing? A moo-musician!
38. How do you know if a cow is on social media? It’s always posting moos!
39. What do you get when you cross a cow and a dog? A cow that can fetch its milk!
40. Why do cows love the internet? They can browse the worldwide moo!
41. What do you call a cow that loves to dance? A moo-ve master!
42. What do cows play at birthday parties? Moo-musical chairs!
43. Why did the cow go to a space camp? To become an Astro-naught!
44. What do you call a cow with a shiny coat? Glossy-moo!
45. What’s a cow’s favorite type of comedy? Stand-up bovine!
46. How do cows express their love? They give lots of smooches!
47. What do cows do when they go on vacation? They have a moo-musical adventure!
48. What do cows tell each other at bedtime? Dairy tales!
49. What’s a cow’s favorite subject in school? Moo-sic class!
50. Why was the cow bad at sports? It was always afraid of the ref-moo-ree!
51. How did the cow get to outer space? It rode on the tail of a comet!
52. What do cows use to clean their house? A mop and bucket of moo-p!
53. Why do cows make terrible basketball players? They can’t handle the hoop!
54. What do you call a cow with a sunburn? A hot cross moo!
55. Why do cows never argue? They’re always in a mo-mutual understanding!
56. How do cows stay cool in the summer? They use a more-mosquito net!
57. What do you call a cow that tells jokes? A co-moo-dian!
58. What do you call a cow that loves gardening? A plant-moo!
59. How do cows get around town? They moo-ve in a cattle car!
60. What do cows like to do on weekends? They go to the moo-vies!
61. Why do cows make terrible doctors? They can’t stop saying, “Moo-take two pills and call me in the morning!”
62. What do cows wear to the beach? Moo-kinis!
63. How do cows send emails? With their e-moo-ji keyboard!
64. What do you call a cow that can do magic tricks? Moo-dini!
65. Why do cows make great listeners? They’re always there to lend a moo-ving ear!
66. How do cows celebrate their birthdays? With a moo-tiful cake!
67. What do cows like to do at parties? They dance the moo-sarella!
68. Why did the cow become a chef? It loved to whip up moo-linary delights!
69. What do cows do when they get sick? They call the doc-tor-moo!
70. How do cows send love letters? They use the postage moo-st!
71. What do you call a cow that’s been knighted? Sir Loin!
72. Why was the cow so good at karate? It had a black belt in moo-tai!
73. What’s a cow’s favorite sport? Bull-netball!
74. How do cows write thank-you notes? With a moo-tiful pen!
75. What do cows call their hired help? Moo-ey-doers!
76. Why did the cow become a hairdresser? It was great at moo-styling!
77. What do cows do when they’re sad? They listen to moo-sic that cheers them up!
78. How do cows keep track of time? They wear moo-watches!
79. What do cows use to make their hair curly? A moo-tang!
80. Why do cows never get lost? They always have their cow map!
81. What did one cow say to the other after yoga class? “Moo-various stretching, right?”
82. How do cows send gifts? By parcel-moo!
83. Why did the cow go on a diet? It wanted to be a bit less moo-gy!
84. What do you call a cow that jumps over a barbed-wire fence? An utterly-miraculous leap!
85. How do cows stay warm in the winter? They wear mo-offers!
86. What do cows do in their spare time? They read moo-gazines!
87. Why did the cow become a detective? To solve the case of the missing moo-ilk!
88. What’s a cow’s favorite dance move? The moonwalk!
89. How do cows keep their computer safe? With moo-internet security!
90. What do cows call their boss? The moo-supervisor!
Best Cow Jokes
Here are some Best Cow Jokes.
91. Why did the cow go to the beach? To catch some rays of moonshine!
92. What’s a cow’s favorite type of movie? A moo-vie with a happy moo-ending!
93. How do cows pay for their online purchases? With moo-lah!
94. What did the cow say to the camera? “Cheese! Oops, I mean, moo!”
95. Why did the cow go on a diet? It wanted to be a little less moo-tiful!
96. What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A moo-musician!
97. How do cows keep their cool during a heatwave? With a Moo-ver fan!
98. What do you call a cow that can type fast? A moo-secretary!
99. Why did the cow go to school? To get a higher degree in moo-sic!
100. What do cows say when they’re feeling down? “I’m feeling a bit more-dy!”
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